>tfw you will never get to live in Ancient China and fight alongside your princess X_X
>>58343994
or get run over by her horse,
or take an arrow for her glory,
or die of malnutrition,
or be turned into a clay statue by wizards;
but hey, its your fantasy.
is she at least giving it up, or are you stuck at hover hands?
>>58344221
tf........
>>58343994
I watched EP1 today
Wasn't impressed desu
Not gonna start with the second
>you will never be a celibate warrior emperor who barks and grumbles orders and sleeps on the floor and never showers and is a monstrosity of destruction when on the battlefield
>>58344269
it dusnt really get interesting till this girl comes in
>>58344249
hey, that there picture was all move-y.
cool!
>>58344331
could i at least be a eunoch admiral with yuuuuuuge wooden ships and sails of rice-paper?
>>58344493
>????
>>58344619
>show up on the shores of Africa
>"We are the MING DYNASTY. You have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that we want! That is how great we are!"
>natives shrug and give you a giraffe
>bring the giraffe home
>cost 80 kajillion monies to sail that far
Literally why.
>>58344859
OR
enslave the entire continent and make a return in profit
>>58344629
you...did it again!
more wizardry, I say.
>>58345533
What show?
>>58345594
God of War, Zhao Yun
>>58344954
Or fug all the black qts to the point where your descendants don't look Asian at all. https://youtu.be/IMFeZ6zhVUI
>>58345717
WE
>>58345744
Literally nothing WE about it. It's pretty much the opposite, claiming that some Africans are Chinese.
>>58345798
why wud anyone want to ruin their bloodline like that
>>58344859
kek
I can just see that play out:
"Yeah, um, Mufufu?
We need something to make these guys go away.
Go look in the closet..see if we have a spare elephant leg trash can or something?"
"Hmmm....nope, just that mutant zebra thing."
"OK, good enough.
Send it with a nice note or something."
>>58345861
except all of this would be a series of grunts, and tongue clicks
>>58345999
The clicky languages are in southern Africa, not eastern Africa. Yellow = the language family with clicks.
>>58344859
Lad they wanted gold
>>58345999
and we dare call them "savages."
i feel so dirty.
>>58346092
Good information.
You seem to know a lot about Africa.
Wait a minute, you're not of Chinese heritage by any chance, are you?
>>58346693
I'm not Chinese or black. I just like to learn about Africa because most people know so little about it, yet can be very opinionated about it too...
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