Would it be a good idea to fly to Norway and go on a crime spree, then turn myself in? I could live in luxury in one of their resort prisons and just assault a guard every now and then to keep getting my sentence extended. Does anyone here have experience doing this?
>>58332526
You would have absolutely no chance at getting a gf though
>>58332579
>implying I would be able to get one anyway
No, because you'd just get your ass sent to an american prison. Or "outsourced" to a dutch one at least.
>>58332579
no bf either
>>58332526
Go to Greenland instead, man.
All the luxury of a Norwegian prison, but they still let you shoot guns and go hunting.
>>58332616
How do I get sent to a Norwegian prison?
>>58332668
Do an Anders.
>>58332668
kill their president
>>58332734
Nice
>>58332526
What do you think are the other inmates going to do if they find out why youre there.
>>58332914
I imagine it depends on what crime I commit to get jailed.
>>58333039
Rape = Hard beatings every single day like the guy on photo are receiving.
Many of the inmates are eastern european and they would probably love to give your american ass a beating
>>58332526
go to Sweden instead, it's better there
