You are free to take a piece of russia. Any piece you want. Could be an island or set of islands (hello japan). Or a city. You decide.
>>58329521
Dagestan
Cleanse it of sub humans
Petsamo (Пeчeнгcкий paйoн) because of Arctic Ocean.
Is it true that every Russia is now entitled to 1 ha of land?
Kamtschatka
Leningrad oblast is Swedish clay plz gib
>>58329984
>Russian*
Kalinigrad, throw out all the Russians and let it get repopulated by Boers.
Moscow then sell it piece by piece to the chinese and saudis
>>58329521
Where all the cute girls live
>>58330124
this.
>>58329984
***Only in the far-east region. And mostly in places with 0(zero) infrastructure***
Yea.
>>58329995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJfPA42Ddvo
Look at how fucking bad ass Kamtschatka ppl are and how beautiful the nature and how blue the ocean is.
>>58329521
Oms
Turn it into a Fallout 3 The Pitt slave state
>>58330071
Are there some Parties/NGOs who allows them to remigrate ?
>>58330396
Godtier choice
were the soviets having a laugh when they created that jewish containment state in the middle of fuck nowhere off on the far east of the country?
>>58329521
benis :DDD
kuril just to piss off weebs
or some comfy mongol place
>>58330692
An oil drilling platform with houses for personell.
chukotka is rightful alaskan clay, plus hardly anyone lives there so we don't have to get rid of that many russians
>>58329521
karelia je finlandia
>>58329521
Either kamachka peninsula, sakhalin, or the southeast most part
>>58330944
1'1 Million finns left the URSS when karelia was annexed
what a tragedy :(
The richest oil regions in eastern siberia. Live the life of a rich man as I was destined to. Try and fix my shitty country maybe(not likely).
time to reclaim bulgar lands in the name of tengri
>>58331224
My grandparents were from Viipuri and they had to live with the pain every day for the rest of their lives ;_;
>>58331415
the eternal russkie must pay
>>58329984
You can get 1ha of free land in far eastern region with pretty much 0 infrustructure and you can't sell it after. And also you must do on it something for 2 years or they will take it from you back.
>>58331495
some day, some day.... https://youtu.be/ncpHXvpma8o?t=92
>>58331908
legend says they stole our gold during the civil war. republicanos were a joke
>>58331689
Sounds like a decent backup plan if your life goes to shit tbqphwyf.
>>58331908
We have a documentary about winter war btw :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ucXHU9WPQ
>Welcome us Suomi-beauty, open the half of your wode gates
>>58331908
perrrrrrrrkele :D
based rokka wish I understood
>>58332084
*wide gates
>>58332084
Thought I've heard this guy somewhere before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37l7P5V1eXU
>>58332185
Yeah, he bacame popular after that video, so this channel invited him to sing a song about invading Finland :D
I take kaliningrad and make it into cosy small european country like luxembourg under my absolutist rule
>>58331415
>>58331415
who do you lie fucker, they got money problems because of alcoholism and sold this house to pay for all debts.
>>58329521
Some region with more than 90% Russians and good conditions for agriculture. Turn it into a farm with liberal laws for business.
>>58329521
Crimea. Will give back to Ukraine in exchange for enough money to live the good life and a big ass dacha near Kiev full of Ukrainian qt's.
>>58329521
I'd take Primorje because I want to see wild tigers roaming the streets
>>58332294
>mfw translated few of the comments
>>58332394
It will be small Albania under your rule.
We already got our slice of Russia. Paid for it and everything.
>>58332839
more like moldova
>>58329521
Genoa's rightful clay, Crimea
>>58332151
even if you understood finnish he speaks in a very distinct karelian dialect which would make it even harder, the actor himself was an amateur actor from the karelian isthmus
im from south karelia and we still speak our version of the karelian dialect but it's not that distinct as it was back in viipuri
Vladivostok , since it's the only place I know besides Moscow and Siberia
>>58333415
ebin :D
want to visit funland soon, but I need the monies first
>>58329521
What you conveniently left out is that all the russians get to stay where they are. I think I'll pass.
>>58329521
I'd get whole European part and build Russian Republic.
>>58329521
Ukraine. Exterminate Jews i.e. 90% of their politicians and rename it into Kievan Rus. Grow shit and sell it to dumb asiatic mMoscovites.
>>58333164
and we got our piece of USA, didnt pay shit for it
>>58333642
visit us in the summer so you wont die instantly
>>58333826
your country was literally created as a fun little side project for imperialist america
>>58333866
How to make finnish friends being a foreigner?
>>58329521
>less slav niggers
>more turkics
Volga
>>58330538
He is learning from the best
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>>58334082
Non-russian population there is literally subhuman.
>>58330396
Dude, Chile, lmao.
>>58333949
speak 3-5 words of finnish and everyone will be your friend for the rest of the night
Królewiec
>>58334690
kewl
>>58333415
>karelian dialect but it's not that distinct as it was back in viipuri
Eh, as an outsider I don't reallt see that much difference between curren S. Karelian and that. No problem uderstanding of course.
>>58329521
I don't want it if it has Russians in it.
>>58333415
Y'all sound like eastern mongoloids anyway.
t. civilized west coast
>>58329521
Belarus.
>>58335046
well young people like me only use basic stuff like sie, mie etc. but my grandparents for example sound exactly like all those people from the isthmus back before the war
>>58329521
OMSK!!!111
