In an alternate universe the EU just uncucked itself and decided to print faces onto the Euro notes, each country deciding on its famous peoples without forced gender quotas in an objective great person ranking from 5 to 500.
e.g: UK
500: Newton
200: Shakespeare
100: Victoria
50: Hume
20: Locke
10: Nelson
5: Lizzy
Fill in your yuro cunts notes, regardless of EU membership status.
New worlders need not apply, you only print presidents or the queen.
>>58327838
Romania
500: Ion Antonescu
200: Vlad Tepes
100: Petre Tutea
50: Emil Racovita
20: Aurel Vlaicu
10: Mihai Eminescu
5: Constantin Brancusi
Greece
200: Socrates
100: Plato
50: Pythagoras
20: Emperor Justinian
10: Kapodistrias
5: Venizelos
>>58329023
>Ion
Based
500
Otto von Bismarck
200
Nicolaus August Otto
100
Ludwig Erhard
50
Johann Wolfgang Goethe
20
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
10
Karl der Größe
5
Adolf Hitler
>>58329023
>No Corneliu Zelea Codreanu
Cuck
Lithuania
5: Vytautas
ran out of important figures and actual bills in use
(not doing from great to worse since nobody uses the 500 and notes so it would be useless)
500: King William I
200: Maurice of Orange
100: Stadtholder William III
50: William of Orange/the Silent
20: Michiel de Ruyter
10: Rembrandt
5: Willy
But we already have faces.
I'd remove Starčević (1000 kuna) because he was an antisemitic racist and replace him with Ruđer Bošković (important for atomic theory) or Nikola Šubić Zrinski (killed Turks). Maybe add Tito for the lulz or Tesla just to make the Serbs mad.
We'd probably just put a bunch of Renaissance artists and musicians like we did with the Liras. Maybe a couple of explorers or scientists, too.
I'll try to make a believable lists (no dictators or edgy people like Mussolini or Evola) of who our government would put on it:
500 - Michelangelo
200 - Alessandro Manzoni (we already got Dante on the 2€ coin)
100 - Giuseppe Verdi
50 - Cristopher Columbus
20 - Galileo Galilei
10 - Leonardo da Vinci
5 - Enrico Fermi
No political figures (literally every single one would be controversial for someone in Italy) nor patriots, since even the Unification of Italy is still an hot topic to this day.
Picrelated is the last series of Liras coined by the National Bank. On older series, we even used to have ancient Roman deities for some reason.
>>58331988
500000 wow so weak, still have coins of 100 lira and when I was kid I thought I am rich and pare ts laughed at me
Why the FUCK do you have €500 banknotes?
For WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE except criminal activity do you need a denomination that large?
Get it together you continental mongs
Not like we'll get accepted in the EU or that we have our own history but here we go.
500: Alexander
>of Macedon
200: Cyrillus and Methodious
100: Gotce Delchev
50:
10:
5:
>>58332578
Buying a couple articles of clothing at a trendy european store costs way more than 500 euros.
>>58332766
>Buying a couple articles of clothing at a trendy european store costs way more than 500 euros.
This is NOT an excuse. Say you feel like splurging on expensive designer clothes. WHY would you carry that kind of money in cash? A few €500 notes means you're carrying literally thousands of Euros, in cash, for no fucking reason.
WHY?
The only thing I can think of is that you don't trust the banks and want to save money under your mattress. But even then,
1. €100 notes are perfectly adequate for that purpose
2. if your banks can't be trusted with your cash then your country shouldn't be inside the bloody Eurozone should it???
FUCK I'm mad as hell about this
>>58332430
Our politicians in the 80s used to finance debt by constantly devaluing and printing new Liras as externals bought debt bonds.
>>58331988
Why not Machiavelli?
>>58331988
>verdi
Excellent choice
>>58333231
We had already one with Machiavelli.
Also he's not that much known or revered in Italy. The other people I listed are more reknown.
>>58332766
>Alexander the Great
WE
WUZ
