>they can't have good bread in their country
b-but we do
>>58322081
Every country on earth has good bread, except Finland.
non-slavic countries can't produce bread
it's a known fact and please accept it already
We can, it just costs five dollars for a loaf
>>58322160
Funny how only countries that have a boarder with France are able to cook bread that isn't too bad.
I like this one, it's healthy and tasty.
Why can't you eat dark bread like normal people
![žitný%20chléb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eHPi7eY.jpg "žitný%20chléb[1].jpg")
>he calls baguette "a bread"
>>58322081
french bread is cheap trash though
>full of salt
>no nutritional value
>basically empty calories
>no fibers
lmao "good" "bread"
>>58322235
As if.
We have about 300 kinds of bread, thanks to our central european position.
HAH.
>>58322310
Germany and Austria are slavic countries though
>>58322235
'non'
>>58322293
>>58322288
>>58322347
No my Vandal friend, we are germanic.
Not our fault you got slovenised in the day.
>>58322389
what's your word for cucumber
>>58322235
I have literally never eatn worse bread than in eastern Europe.
>>58322288
>>58322293
One slice of those and you're full. It's practical when you're poor
But we have cronuts (´・ω・｀)
>dey dont have roti in their country
p sad desu
>>58322457
>his bread isn't nutritious
kek
>>58322474
What is the difference between this and a nan?
>>58322474
looks great
>>58322473
Is this a mix of croissants and donuts?!
>americans
>>58322486
Baguette isn't, but what we put in it is. Also, we have like 500 other breads that are more nutritious, and that are also good.
>>58322413
Gurke.
>>58322474
arent those just pancakes? When I was in thailand roti was pancakes
>>58322591
Watch him go "MUH GURKE IS A SLAVIC WORD YALL WAS SLAVICS N SHEIT
>>58322591
ha you fucking slavshit
>>58322081
>>58322160
I don't know what you guys are talking about, germany has great bread!
fucking plebs
>>58322655
>literally covered by seeds to hide its terrible taste
>>58322474
>idnians leteraly put spices into food to avoid disises like dysentery
Go away you have no right to write in the food thread.
>>58322640
I don't care both my grandmothers families came from prussia.
One was definetly germanised poles, the others probably whipped poles.
>>58322230
Sweden pls. Don't be like that.
>>58322640
Your word "kształt" comes from the German word "Gestalt"
Looks like you are German
>>58322719
>prussia
show me on the map where is this prussia thing
>>58322792
It's Russia in Poland, hence the name.
>>58322446
That looks soo fucking good, I could eat that with just butter as a meal for days.
>>58322857
>butter on bread
absolutely fucking heretical
>>58322792
Allenstein and Königsberg respectively.
I said "came".
You could show me the polish commonwealth in return.
>>58322880
our country is literally called "the polish commonwealth"
>>58322554
Actually i'm not sure if its an american invention or a french one. The guy who "invented" it is a french national but it was made in new york
>>58322509
>>58322611
i dont know im not a chef. there are thousands of types, this one is called paratha. i love all types equally desu
>>58322660
That looks like I'd need a forklift to move it from the store to my house.
>>58322935
>muh heritage
>>58322877
It is not.
Schmalz/butter/Margerine or just plain.
All are edible on their own and able to recieve additional cold cuts or cheese..or sweet stuff.
>Except the Schmalz one, that would be wierd.
>>58322927
Where are the Lithuanians though?
>>58322877
What? What do you use?
>>58323028
playing basketball I presume
>>58323054
Tears.
![shutterstock_38522095[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kXXfSl9.jpg "shutterstock_38522095[1].jpg")
>>58322877
what are you on, Grzegorz? Absolutely bloody normal.
My favouritest combination is bread+pork rind lard+salt
>>58322473
>>58322935
That "thing" has indeed been made by a French "chef", just in order to seel it to the Americans and make lots of money, A traitor.
>>58323092
literally chleb ze smalcem
are you studying or what
>he thinks his country has good bread
Why have bread when you can't even have hagelslag
>>58322716
yes indian food shits all over ukrayne food desu
>>58323128
no i am shitposting
>>58322857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d26f1ZqK7sQ
>>58323152
>meme tier spread
Just use appelstroop or pindakaas.
>>58323107
> muh tradition
![IMG_20160423_172501614[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r6N2wyi.jpg "IMG_20160423_172501614[1].jpg")
>""""people""" in his country don't snack on bread with butter and a cheeky sausage
lmoa
>>58322081
this is going to be the only bread you can find in Europe 100 years from now
too many choices is intolerant
>>58323537
that's pretty good bread though
>>58323092
Czechbro knows whats good.
>>58323537
Inshallah
>>58322081
Bosnians are pretty useless but they know their bread
>>58323418
I would enjoy that.
Most Americans would look at that weird and ask "that's ALL you're having?" They'd also find it weird the idea that you can enjoy bread enough to just eat it: most people grew up eating horrific bread and so they don't see it as anything else than as sandwich material, not to be enjoyed. You get weird looks buying loaves like shown in this thread unless it's from an upscale fancy store.
Americans don't know how to actually enjoy food because we aren't taught to.
>>58322660
That's intestinal scotchbrite, not bread.
>>58322857
A good bread does not need any toping besides butter. Maybe a little bit of salt.
>>58323537
they often sell them rotten to white people
>all these pussy southerners eating white bread full of fats
pic related, only god-tier bred in the world
>>58323715
>Americans don't know how to actually enjoy food
Why you all fat then?
>>58323800
>he has never heard of salty butter
>>58323800
I'm aware of that, but most Americans aren't aware of it. If the only bread you ever eat is total garbage, you get the idea that bread by itself isn't enjoyable.
We have that mindset about too many foods, which is a shame cos we have a lot of very nice food these days that people won't try cos it's not what they're used to or grew up with.
![An_image_of_a_toast_sandwich,_shot_from_the_side[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VzBNoIz.jpg "An_image_of_a_toast_sandwich,_shot_from_the_side[1].jpg")
>>58323715
Brits know how to enjoy their bread, ask them.
>>58323844
Because we like quantity of literally everything. We can eat a huge plate of something that isn't good just because that's what we do. We also just have shitty impulse control in general.
Is it true that you only get decent bread in German diaspora states such as Wisconsin?
>>58323877
You can buy it here too, but why the hell should I?
>buy salty butter, have to buy normal butter too
>buy normal butter and just put on/in how much fucking salt as I need and be able to use the rest for what ever
Not hard to decide which is the smarter option.
>>58324163
You can put salty butter on everything though.
>>58324128
that's cheese
there is no good American bread
>>58324128
I've lived in Minnesota, which is next door to Wisconsin my whole life, and I'd say it's not limited to Wisconsin.
They do have more enthusiasm for meats and cheeses than we do. They think their beer is better, but they're wrong.
My family are fucking plebs and the only thing they use bread for is beans on toast. I cannot bring nice bread into the house because of this. I went 2 hours away on foot just to get a nice French baguette from a bakery and bought it back. The next morning I went downstairs and my family literally had the entire baguette laid across the table on top of a series of plates covered in about 8 tins of beans. They thanked me for 'the beans on toast buffet'. They honestly can't comprehend anything other than beans on toast and a ham sandwich occasionally.
>>58322081
>not eating brown wholegrain bread.
Pleb tier, you can shove your lunch back up your ass again now.
only italy has good bread, rest is trash
anglos as usual are incompetent and can't do anything right, including and especially ameritards
>>58324262
No.
RYE bread is best bread ! Now fuck off from this thread faggots.
>muh poor Slavic peasant
>haha famine food
Haha fuck you.
>>58324915
BASED
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>>58322081
French and German breads are best breads tbqh
>>58322474
>dey poo in the loo in their country
>>58322877
Absolutely normal and tasty you mean
>>58324915
Slavs are subhumans but this one knows how it is.
>>58324484
Did we get our terrible taste from you?
Our mindsets about food both seem fundamentally flawed. My family, as much as I love them, are massive plebs.
>>58324988
Actually we have very tasty white bread...
Yep I know rye bread was traditional for centuries, but hey we live in 21 century!
>>58324484
RIP baguette
>>58324915
>tfw rye bread and rye whisky
based
>>58324484
>2 hours away on foot
get a load of this faggot
>Eating Bread made for women
Lovin every laff
Come back when you grow a set of teeth.
>>58322081
>tfw baguettes are too sharp to be used as dildo
>>58325503
Actually this stuff is considered a really girly bread here. It is marketed as some fitness food that only girls are stupid enough to buy.
>>58325503
näkkileipä god-tier
>>58325503
Wasa husman = cardboard
Havre is good though
>>58325601
Not surprised, Germans did eat this during WW1
>>58325701
Does that make us more manly than you?
>>58325503
abdul.. is that.. is that..concrete?
>>58325722
Your existence itself makes you more manly than Swedes
>>58325503
>Calling crackers bread
>>58325772
>tfw Swedes used to be considered manly
Why did you guys choose to become what you are today?
>>58325839
>swedes used to be considered manly
Even historically, they were called faggots for taking baths too often
>>58322081
Argentina here.
We have french, german, italian and spanish breads.
And you don't have chipa/pao de queijo.
>>58325868
They were just haters. Once a week is not too much.
>>58325839
>Swedes were considered manly until they lost to Russia in 1809 which is also pretty much the last time they have fought a war
>Sweden lost Finland to Russia in 1809
Coincidence? I think not.
>>58326027
I think it's cos they made a Frenchman their King.
>>58323537
What's the difference between this pita bread and the normal greek one?
>>58322740
A Breadonnut...?
>>58326972
Fuck off pêh
>I am actually qualified to judge all bread on earth
This thread...
>>58325772
>Your existence itself makes you more manly than Swedes
A French guy actually said this.
