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2016-04-23 14:15:59 Post No. 58320490
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2016-04-23 14:15:59
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>be American in 2070
>the US have become a tourist resort for rich Mexicans
>roll out of my industrial grade titanium-supported bed
>go drive to work
>three parallel jobs to support my daughter's Ebonics degree at the Fatso McBurgerflaps University
>get fined for jayscootering
>can't pay, since all my bills bear the faces of white presidents which is forbidden since the Stay Woke Act of 2055
>go take my wife's son to a government mandated-viewing of the Spike Lee-produced Lord of the KANGZ: Mountain Dew Wars (3D) starring Chris Rock as Gandalf and Mo'nique as Galadriel
>go to sleep
>hear troubled youths breaking in
>“HELL YEAH PARTNER! IMMA SHOW THOSE NIGS!“
>enthusiastically grab my assault rifle and head for the door
>forgot I accidentally took of my shoes after coming in
>not used to the lack of friction between my feet and the floor
>slip, fall and collapse under my own weight like a beached whale
>gun goes off under my morosely obese corpse
>get shot
