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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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100 most common Japanese words
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すべてアメリカのために
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Cute girls.
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あれ、反町の画像じゃない
スナイパー乙です
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>>58315137
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>>58315137
>>58315178
When going back to US?
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>>58315169

Actually, I doubt that - you can be as verbose as you want in English as well.
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>>58315137
press お to pay respect ^ω^
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>>58315236
When I feel like it and not a second sooner.
w
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What is the cutest European language?
Finnish?
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>>58315336
F R E N C H
R
E
N
C
H
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>>58315137
otu
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ディスカウントジャパン運動は心の病気
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>>58315279
>not F
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>>58315336
Ungarn
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>>58315308
are you asian?
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>>58315336
Japanese-accented English.

You haven't really known true cuteness until you've heard a Japanese person say "bideo" or "telebi"
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>>58315524
Yes, I am Korean
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>>58315429
Beautiful but not “cute”
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>>58315137
大日本帝国の再生はいつ?
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>>58315225
>unambiguous
confirmed for never having studied French
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>>58315541
>English with Japanese accent
I don't like it………(・ω・`)
I want to speak British English
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>>58315630
We have so many homonyms and homophones we had to invent memes letters to avoid further confusion (looking at you, à and ù)
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>>58315594
Right after the resurrection of Império Português
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>>58315547
W
T
F?
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>>58315336
I have a rather weird definition of cute, but Northern English accent is it then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBCiQ_iQH4&nohtml5=False
>Alex Turner will never sing for you
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>>58315244
You can, but it isn't the default state. English can be quite verbose (so many different words with different nuances, which I take pride in while composing sentences), but it can also be ironic, isn't it more challenging to write the same ironic sentence in French without sounding retarded?
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>>58315336
italian is best and qtest language.
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>>58315645
It's literally the cutest accent ever. My heart melts a bit whenever I hear it.

>>58315711
>memes letters
meme* letters, in English we don't conjugate the adjective to plural

Also, by "unambiguous" I thought he meant the meaning(s) of the words themselves. If you ever listen to a French politician they have a marvellous way of speaking using grand terms and evocative phrases yet never really saying anything of substance. It's a very ambiguous language, couched in nuance.
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>>58315547
>korean gay
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>>58315711
>french keyboards have a key for ù
>it's used in literally one word in the entire French language
>ONE WORD
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>>58315838
これ
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>>58315787
Irony and satire is practically integral to French writing, mate. Boris Vian's Foam of the Days is full of cruel irony, with cute and touching words used to describe a living hell.
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>>58315547
거짓말이야!!
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>>58315916
We also use that key for "%"
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>>58315753
I love his accent
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>>58315547
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>>58315916
That word being "where", its existence is justified.

>>58315882
I still make that dumb mistake everytime.
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>>58315916
yeah our accent are pretty irrelevant beside the "e" and "é"/"è" difference.

I actually usually get "é" and "è" wrong all the time without auto-correct.
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Then, what is the cutest Asian language?
Maybe some of you are biased since this is Japanese thread
So no Japanese please
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>>58315594
日本は安倍政権が憲法改革するし
あとはトランプが当選して米軍が撤退すれば完成
ただトランプは無理だろうけど
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>>58315838
I always think of Mario when it comes to italian tho
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My Line id is "tenkuba33"
Add me a friend and send a text
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>>58316081
Tuvan of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
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>>58316095
Mamma mia!
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>>58316081
Maybe Vietnamese because it's so comically silly. When spoken by a qt it's kind of endearing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWZ620nh_S0
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9/11を7/11と間違えるとかないわ
トランプ終わったわ
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>>58315935
It's the same with English, many foreigners just simply don't understand a joke and write a "logical" explanation in English while it completely skips the joke, it's kind of cute actually.

What's your favourite literature to read in French?
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>>58316059
And thanks to our glorious Académie Française, it won't even matter, since événement and évènement will both be valid.
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>>58316107
Who are you?
Korean or foreigner?
man or woman?
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>>58316089
そもそもなんで日本に軍隊がいるの?
中国と北朝鮮とロシアが隣だからでしょ?
アメリカが引くときおとなしくしてると思う?
核保有国に囲まれてる事を忘れたらいけないよ。
それらの国が何もしないというなら軍隊もいらないよね。
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>>58316179
Proust is excellent, if a bit hard to read. Maupassant is a genius of writing and his short stories are gorgeous. Victor Hugo is excellent if you have the patience to go through his very long books.

Boris Vian's Foam of the Days is a master piece.

My last read was Rousseau's Discourse on Inequality, a swiss philosopher, a great read.
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>>58316059
I've gotten into a really bad habit of not puttings accents when I type in French (except é) since default British keyboards can't easily make those letters.

I have an extended keyboard now though, so I can easily make all sorts of wacky letters I didn't even know existed like ŵ and ÿ, but I still forget to write à/è/â a lot.
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>>58316179
To elaborate, this is extremely common with Slavs, particularity Russians. They write out the full sentence, take the bait real easy, even if the post is completely ironic (like so obvious it says the earth is flat) and just a joke, Russians still respond seriously every single fucking time, for the most part, you can't generalize a group of people like that which is what I think yotsu-channel fails to do nowadays when it used to be pretty solid.
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>>58316081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8PJdcajoWs

russian
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>>58316215
あんたアメリカ人?
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>>58316345
Is Russia Asian country???
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>>58316321
Come on, mate, there's no other group of posters who get baited easier than Americans.
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Kill all americunts
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>>58316319
I find Azerty keyboards to be so good when you have numerical pads : - &"'(-=) are directly accessible, instead of having to press shift
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>>58316319
On a mac if you hold down a letter for a second or so it comes up with a list of accents you can add to it, it's still a pain in the ass though. Accents suck, unless they're absolutely necessary they should be gotten rid of.
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>>58316425
yes of course, why are you asking?
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>>58316314
here's a new explanation:
>>58316321

But for your paragraph, here's my recent thoughts:

I might check-out Proust, but not if you say it's hard to read. My reading abilities/grammar is pretty decent, I can read a newspaper from France like it's no problem, (that's one of my favourite things to do actually) since it reminds me that I can read a second language, but if I try to speak any of the words I'll be mocked, even if it's just by myself and no one else can hear it because it's so bad

This leads to a new question, what do you think about Anglos trying speaking your beautiful language? I know, for some, there's a resentment, like "don't butcher my language" but for others there's a sentiment of joy that people are still learning French for pleasure.

I guess my biggest problem is I attempt way too hard to maintain the OG prounication which often sounds too cringey instead of just an accent.
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>>58316464
Personally, I find diacritics awesome
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>>58316426
Idk bro. I think Japanese posters tend to fall for troll posts quickly. Maybe it depends on the material. Anything about war crimes/korean-led conspiracies will surely get replies here.
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>>58316425
Thanks to anglo cunts, Russia is so big it reaches from both, Europe to Asia.
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>>58316193
Korean
Man
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>>58316345
>Mayuyu can understand this video without the subtitles
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>>58316530
Case in point with this é
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>>58316517
They are European though……………
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>>58316523
Proust is, lexically, a nightmare to read, even for a french native speaker. Have a dictionary next to you.
>what do you think about Anglos trying speaking your beautiful language?
The second opinion - I really like it when people try to talk in French, and I take the time to gently correct them and indicate the way in French if they want, English if it's too hard.
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>>58316530
I really like ŵ, although I think it only exists in Welsh and fantasy-Welsh from PoE. It's got a really nice shape to it.

Too many accents ruin a language though, like Vietnamese. That's not a pretty writing system.
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>>58316530
>diacritics
Never heard of it, 調べてみる
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>>58316612
amen för helv...
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>>58316426
American posters are generally pretty trash on /int/, unfortunately (all the bright ones are on /pol t͏͏b͏͏h)

I always use sage and post ironically when I respond to a post that's obvious bait, but in 2016, you can't see that I used sage, which is probably for the best because at some times it was worse than a tripcode.

Most Americans on 4chan are the lowest dregs of American society, which I don't think is necessarily true for Brits or Aussies they seem pretty functional or normal ((to some degree)). But American posters here are literal omega wizards, not even kidding, maybe excluding just a few people who know how to play the game well enough where it doesn't even matter.
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>>58316574
He is intelligent
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>>58316658
>all the bright ones are on /pol t͏͏b͏͏h
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I declare I am going to fap now.
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>>58316658
>American posters are generally pretty trash on /int/, unfortunately (all the bright ones are on /pol t͏͏b͏͏h)
They're both garbage, /pol/ is poisonous and cancerous garbage.
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>>58316574
>he doesn't download Zero Raws
>he still downloads fucking Horrible Subs
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>>58316173
this t b h
underrated post
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彼は淫らな生活から足を洗った!
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>>58316574
That she says in Russian is a bit different from what the English subs say so you're not getting the full picture if you rely on subs.
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>>58316691
/int/ is worse, it's like reddit 2.0 with anonymous user names and no down vote functionality

Especially in my case since everyone is Anonymous since I Anonymize everyone by default after tripfags took over /g/ (by mistake)
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>>58316761
the second paragraph sounds really cringey, ignore it since it doesn't really matter
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>>58316658
>Brits or Aussies
>pretty functional or normal
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>>58316761
>no down vote functionality
reddit pls go nobody who's been here very long would even think something like that would improve the place
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>>58316589
They are your neighbors, as well as Korea's and China's neighbor. And the largest part of the country is located in east asia.

They just happen that most Russians don't have mongoloids facial features.
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>>58316658
>(all the bright ones are on /pol t͏͏b͏͏h)
>bright
>/pol

Haut gâteau

>>58316648
My favourite are the polish ł, ę and the Czech č.

By the way. There is a quasi-certain way to spot a francophone poster online. Do you know it ?
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>>58316823
The posters do, definitely not anywhere near omega or wiizard tear, I don't know why 4chan atracts the biggest losers from America and not from other countries.

I guess it's because there's a clear divide between gamer culture and normie culture, which we shall find out shortly.
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>>58316751
Whenever you watch a video in Russian with English subtitles, is it ever distracting for your brain to focus on both languages at the same time, since you can understand both?
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>>58316761
I agree /int/ is shit, but it's still better than /pol/. At least we occasionally get a sensible conversation here devoid of 15 year olds screaming "GAS KIKES RACE WAR NAOone1 111!one!"
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>>58316860
The bright Americans are legit on /pol/, I feel sorry for Americans on /int/, I laugh with Americans on /pol/

This board is a miserable, self-hating place that isn't recommended.
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>>58316823
It's true, most Aussies here at least are pretty normie
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>>58316860
>Do you know it ?
>it_?
Of course, that's like the #1 giveaway when there are no flags available. I imagine the reverse is true too, and that it's easy to tell if someone isn't a francophone if they don't leave the space.
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>>58316915
people exaggerate about /pol/ so much, they don't even behave like that too much anymore it's all trump shitposting

hating it is stupid
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>>58316839
Most of Denmark is in North America is Denmark European?
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>>58316215
アメリカをぶっ壊す為に決まってるじゃん
戦争屋のアメリカがなくなれば世界は平和
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>>58316968
The few times I've visited there it's been full of that shit, so I stopped bothering. I'd like to cut out 4chan altogether тbh.
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>>58316952
I think we might be the only country with special punctuation rules.

>>58316922
/pol/ is too cancerous for me, sorry.
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>>58316884
Well I obviously don't do that often, but no, it's not really distracting
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>>58317021
>I think we might be the only country with special punctuation rules.
¿Seguro amigo?
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>>58317021
gassing jews is pretty hard to swallow [especially since I may be part jewish {muh heritage}], but the content on /pol/ actually generates a real laughter

/int/ hasn't ever done that
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My Kakao id is "tonkatsu33"
Add me a friend and send a text
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So much Japan ITT
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>>58316974
do you mean greenland?

Denmark itself is actually in Europe m8.

Their is all kind of people in asia m8, pic related is a chinese girl.
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>>58317142
/pol/ tries to teach that we need mass death camps for brown citizens, when I start to rationalize and defend those points, it means the ironic posting has stopped and I've lost my mind.
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日本ベトナムフィリピンが核もてばいいだけでしょ
いちいち米中露がわずらわしいんだよ
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>>58317217
hence why it's poisonous and cancerous. the less time you spend chatting to the people that frequent that shithole, the happier you'll be.
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>>58317180
eugen for ants?
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核実験は日露の国境ギリギリで行う
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>>58317184
Looks Finnish to me t b h
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>>58317271
/pol/ promotes supremacy and genuine whiteness, /int/ promotes self-hatred and suicide

now tell me, which one sounds like a better choice to you?
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why deny /warcrimes/ japan?
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>>58317178
>kakao id
>Japan thread

No Japanese using it.
Japanese prefer line.
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>>58317087
Forgot about our dearest Spanish friends.

>>58317142
It's their outright refusal to listen to anything that doesn't validate their view that's infuriating. Take the meme chart about "the moderate side of Islam", every-time I point out that
->half of the people in Saudi Arabia don't want to apply Sharia Law to non-believers, or that in Bosnia the percentages are very low,
->that maybe there is a huge support for Shariah Law in Saudi Arabia - but since it is actually the law of the land, one should look at people who refuse it rather than those who validate it
->that the study wasn't conducted on immigrants in Western countries

I only get t. Ahmed if they are on a polite mood. I've stopped caring at this point.
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日本海で実験すれば将軍様のせいにできて一石二鳥じゃん
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>>58317341
because heineken was shit
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>>58317335
You sound like you belong there.
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What?
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>>58317341
I fight for Japan unironically everywhere I go on the Internet, just for fun, no matter how adamant people are to prove their point against mine. I usually just need to mention the trail of tears, aboriginal genocide in north america, w/e, and it easily out-ways whatever Japan decided to involve themselves in.

They're wrong, I'm right, which is all that I really care about.
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やっと大学生になったあああ
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>>58317409
After years of self-hatred it's nice to have other people tell you how great you are simply for being born.
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>>58317451
weeabooism know no bounds.
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>>58317475
もう5月病発症しそうなん?
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>>58317475
いいなぁ。
大学生とかめちゃ楽しそう(>_<)
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>>58316839
>Russia is our neighbour
>Mayuyu lives in neighbour country
(*´∇`*)
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>>58317320
中国が裏で北朝鮮を操ってるから。
中国は台湾とチベットは勿論、日本とロシアを狙ってる。中国共産党がそんな計画を発表してた。
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>>58317475
どこに行きますか
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>>58317518
五月病って仕事とか学校やめるやつ?
まったく!
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>>58317535
おに楽しい笑
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>>58317398
You're right.

>>58317451

T. Hiroshiro
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>>58317568
大学とショッピングと遊園地と食べ放題
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>>58317498
/pol/ is just full of other self hating societal outcasts such as yourself who have such low self esteem they fall back on the colour of their skin to feel superior. Then they egg each other on further and further down the rabbit hole of perverted extremist thoughts in that echo chamber. None of which does shit to "save the white race".
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Do you know this guy?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXSaeq8-Y1I
セブンで焼酎買ってくる
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さよなら俺の平穏
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hwy im peenoise hey
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>>58317687
fuck off back to >>>/i/lbe
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>>58317535
日本で大学は無料でしょうか
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>>58317687
idk
Is he someone important for your country?
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>>58317715
What is peenoise
>>58317745
その返しは多分ブーメラン
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>>58317687
Nomu hyeon?
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>>58317678
Their idea of saving the white race is kinda twisted as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWqULKjg7Y8&nohtml5=False
There was a Japanon who liked Artic Monkeys. This band means a lot to me, my first crush used to listen to it all the time.
And sorry for polluting the general with English words :(
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>>58317753
no our unis are similar to US one
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>>58317753
No.
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Are you sexy or cute, anon?
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>>58317831
>Are you sexy or cute, anon?
I don't even know myself
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>>58317831
Cute
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>>58317831
セクシーなの? キュートなの?
どっちが好きなの?
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>>58317753
ちがうよ。
わたしの場合、今年は115万円(9160euro)払わないといけない。
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>>58317831
もう分からない
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>>58317816
>>58317817
残念だ。
大学の為にお金を貸しましたか。
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I want to make Japanese high school girl friend.
What should i do?
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>>58317950
Who are you?
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
What are you living for?


What are you?
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>>58318006
I was lucky enough to get full scholarship tho
many get a loan to go uni
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>>58318012
Why do you guys prefer high school girls to adult ladies so much?
英語あたってるかな?
もう二か月は英語読んでないから、まったく分かんないや。
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>>58318012
learn japanese
they speak no korean no english
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>>58318012
sing kimigayo.
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>>58318085
>Who are you?
A 21 year old Australian male
>What are you doing?
Lying in bed and pondering whether or not to masturbate before going to sleep
>Where are you going?
Eventually, to sleep
>What are you living for?
Music, art, travel, languages, beer, food

>What are you?
Human
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>>58318121
>Why do you guys prefer high school girls to adult ladies so much?

アニメの病気のでです
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Then i want to make Japanese friend. Give me your line id :)
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>>58318234
>pondering whether or not to masturbate before going to sleep

I always do it, unless I'm really fucking tired
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>>58318234
………………………………
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What was the most embarrassing/weirdest fap material that you've used?
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>>58318402
My imaginary shota boy
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>>58318402
A pokémon gay furry hentai
I still feel tainted
I also have an unhealthy obsession with threesomes and incest
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>>58318402
BL cartoon
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>>58318283
Hey I'm Japanese. Give me your kakao
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>>58318345
I'm pretty tired, also sometimes I like to save it up for a few days so it feels really good when I finally release
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>>58318525
I should try to do it, sometimes.
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>>58318443
>>58318492
>>58318506
I see this thread is filled with homos (´・ω・`)
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>>58318599
I highly recommend it. It's hard to make it longer than a week, but at the end of a week it feels fucking amazing. My whole body tingles and the orgasm lasts much longer.
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>>58318651
There could be girls
>>58318506
>>58318443
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>>58318402
me
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soon I will murder myself , but since today I will be posting drawings of the idea I thought was good enough to bankrupt toyota, wolkswagen, google , fb , microsoft, intel ,etc

I hope any of you faggots can do this idea real
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自前の軍隊持ちたがるなんてのは
自活したい大学生と同じようなもんで、
そのコンプレックスを自力で乗り越えられないから、
代わりに欲しがる証明書みたいなモン。

ヤクザやヤンキーがグループの旗持つのと同じ発想だけど、
育ちが良すぎてそのことに気付かない連中が言ってるだけ。
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>>58318651
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>>58317831
both
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>>58318694
I'm not gay
I always fap to girls
But sometimes I want to fap to cute trap shotas
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>>58318818
日本語でお願いします
>>
Nous nous branlons emseble en ronde.
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>>58318934
Voulez-vous vous branlez avec moi, ce soir ?
>>
>>58318651
After all this time?huh?
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>>58318934
時期尚早
>>
>>58318753
I'm not following you anon.
Seriously you ought to stop mumbling jargon and see some psychiatrists before it's too late.
>>
What does "seems legit" mean?
>>
>>58318672
You see, what you described almost gave me a boner :/
>>
Oh yes. Oh good.
>>
I want to make Japanese friend.
My line id is "tenkuba33".
Add me
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>>58319324
Yeeeeeeeees !!
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>>58319221
>it's seems legitimate.

Because it's ironic it's said when it look obviously fake.
>>
>>58319221
it's possible
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>>58319182
Im going to kill myself by jumping from a high floor
I realize peru is a insecure shithole
I dislike white countries
and asia only love whites

so there is no place for me
If a become a ghost I will try to scare all of you while you are fapping
kek
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>>58319452
Ok, you probably should get help. Suicide is never the answer and you know it.
>>
>>58319452
you said the same thing when you were in China
>>
I request your pardon, Japanese people - I'm going to play as Japan in EU4 and I'm going to colonise Russia and the Philippines, while allying myself to China and Korea.

Forgive me.
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>>58319452
Smoke a blunt first
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>>58319546
fuck off new fag
Let Poo poo Peru die
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>>58319452
get your shit together. You spend too much time shitposting here.
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>>58319616
Introduce a dainty french futa babe to me in return.
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>>58319452
>>58319757
Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so its together.

And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.

https://youtu.be/xIAfCupuZ3w
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>>58319363
>your icon

kek
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A wild 28 year old virgin appears!
I use Reversal!!
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>>58320668
>never been to Fuzoku
What a loser
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>>58320668
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>>58320668
fight bag
pokémon >run
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日本ではwindows10はどれくらい人気がある?
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>>58320668
>>58320787
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>>58319221
I'm legit (紛うことなき) Japanese
I live in Yokohama now, which is totally legit (質が高い/素敵/素晴らしい).

But when some one say ”seems legit” that mean is this >>58319383
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>>58320861
うっかりしてWindows10 使ってるよ
>>
>>58320861
Twitter上で良い話を聞かない
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>>58320861
インスコしたらテレビ見れなくなったから、すぐダウングレードしました(-_-)
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>>58320813
You can't run away from trainer battles!
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>>58320861
通知は来てるけど、怖くてまだ7のままにしてる
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If a tsunami like the one that hit Sendai *somehow* hit Tokyo, that would be pretty fucked up.

Does you guys on east capital have something to block huge waves?
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>>58321092
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>>58321092
>A wild 28 year old virgin appears!
I guess a wild virgin don't have his trainer
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>>58321137
Well, Kyoto is back as capital of glorious empire.
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>>58320861
>he updates his machine's os when it was designed for older version
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sending pic related and askinf for a translation to all japanese students at a certain shanghai university

who /devillish/here ?
>>
Is there an easy way to say a positive + negative conditional in Japanese?

For example: If you A then B, but if not, then C.
>>
>>58321137
the picture is not related with tsunami.
it looks sea level rise. tsunami doesn't come like that.
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>>58322462
百人斬り超記録。
The record about more than 100 killings.
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>>58322462
should I send you suicide post to Cindy?
maybe she will be worried and contact you
>>
>>58322462
why is this bad thing?

they killed 100 enemies with weapon.
what's the difference with China or other nation?
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>>58322784
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ドイツ国旗野郎にめっちゃ嫌われててワロタ
>>
今日は、僕は熊本県救済基金に少ない金額を寄付した、でも僕がエクアドルのためにお金を寄付しなかったので悪い人のかな?
>>
>>58323323
なんか偽善臭い。
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>>58323323
ありがとう(;_;)

正直、エクアドルのがたくさん寄付集まりそう。日本は先進国だから大丈夫っしょっていう感じで2011年の地震のときハイチに比べて募金数が少なかったらしい。
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>>58322511
nvm, think i worked it out:

Aば、Bです。Aくないば、Cです。
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>>58323204
because china became strong unlike african countries where exploited and humiliated by european invaders
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>>58321263
>>Kyoto is back as capital of glorious empire.
>mfw the people in Kyoto are still believing Kyoto will get back to the old glorious days again
>mfw they have this pride thing where they think they still are the best and look down on the East
>mfw everyone outside of Kyoto thinks they are dicks
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>>58323530
japan killed in 5 years more chinese than the europeans did in africa for 300 years
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>>58323323
スパシーバ!
I did it too. I wish Kumamoto people can be back to their usual lifestyle as soon as possible.
>>
ここにいる日本人はなんで4chanにいるの?2chは?
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デブな女子はかわいいだ

Is this grammatically correct?
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mhhh
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>>58323958
ここに書き込んでいるからといって2chにいないとは限らないだろう
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>>>58322664
Yes, it is a sea level rise map.
But what if...

>>58323656
lol funny stuff. It's like Rio de Janeiro here. It was capital of empire, they wanna be capital again (no idea why, absolutely shitty place) ans everyone else here thinks they're assholes.
>>
>>58324012
If you're trying to learn touhoku dialect, it's correct.
If not so, it should be "デブな女子はかわいい".
>>
>>58324012
Yeah, but drop the だ
>>
削除されても大量に不細工な中国や日本の女の画像使って日本のスレッド作ってる基地外ってこいつ?@58324062
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>>58324012
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>>58324012
違う、正しい方法は:

「私の趣味が悪すぎ、自殺した方がいいよ」
>>
>>58324280
>>58324299
Why no だ? Isn't it like です but more casual? Would です be wrong to say here too?
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>>58324429
ドイツキムチ君は日本語スレの3馬鹿トリオのうちの一人だから、スルーでよろしく
>>
>>58324491
You can useです here if you want to make it polite, but you can't use だ with i-adjectives like かわいい. The state of being is already implied here.
>>
>>58324722
Oh fuck I do that all the time. Does it make me sound country, or just dumb?
>>
>>58324798
I don't know, probably the latter.
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>>58324722
Ooh I forgot about that, thank you!
>>
>>58324491
かわいい is 形容詞adjective. you cannot use 〜だ in this case, and use のだ instead.
When you use 形容動詞adjective word like きれい, you can say きれいだ.
I'm not sure if you understand my explanation or not, but I think you should study more grammar to understand the difference.
>>
>>58325096
>形容動詞adjective word
adjective verb

sorry
>>
Japan you're great I always want to say this I wish we become friend
>>
>>58325197
do you want to be my friend?
>>
there is no reasons to continue life
the human race is a bad race
all the genocides and abuses commited in the past to each other
>>
Where is Shorin high school?
Is it good school?
Tell me about something this school.
>>
ドイツ人韓国に執着しすぎw
>>
>>58323404
さすがウクライナとロシア
>>
>>58326076
まったく
韓国人の彼女とイチャついてれば良いのに何で懲りずに来るのかな?
>>
QT japense girl is moving over next month and I think I'm her only friend here. What do I do?
>>
>>58326326
don't be her friend
>>
>>58326326
penis in vagina
>>
>>58325945
the stronger abusing the weaker
always
humanity has no future
>>
>>58326326
>friendzoned
>>
>>58326326
Do nothing. Stop watching anime where cute jap grill falls in love with werido gaijin.
>>
>>58325945
The animals often do same things.
>>
at least ugly guys can bought third world woman by money.

ugly women are forever alone.
>>
>>58326000
>Where is Shorin high school?
http://urx2.nu/tsf2
>Is it good school?
In terms of quality of study, it's not top-notch, but still above the average.
>Tell me about something this school.
Dormitory available.
>>
>>58326120
ロシアとウクライナの大使館のツイ垢で喧嘩してたの思い出したわ
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>>58326359
I don't even wanna talk to her, she's boring as fuck. But she's nice and I feel bad leaving her alone

>>58326376
Contemplating

>>58326431
She insists on being cute when I talk to her, is she coming onto me or is this just how jap girls are?

>>58326554
I don't even watch anime anymore, I try to talk to her about japense literature but she only reads Harry Potter crap
>>
>>58326618
only if they have a shit personality
I would date a 2/10 Korean girl
>>
>>58326798
>is she coming onto me or is this just how jap girls are?
Do whatever you want, react to her as you felt straightforwadly.
Can't wait to see international sitcom.
>>
>>58326618
Ugly Japanese women can get Western men, I often feel it is different between Japanese and Western taste in women.
>>
どこに通じるか分からない小道は不思議に魅力的だね。見つけると必ず探検をしたい気持ちにかられて辿ってみる。僕は幼心だな
>>
>>58327063
その探求心の所為で何度か迷子になったことがある…
>>
>>58327063
道に迷って変なおじさんに誘拐されないように気を付けてね
>>
>>58326798
>i, i don't even want to talk!
>b, but i feel bad leaving her alone..
>s, she's nice after all..

oi, lad
are you aware how you sound like?
>>
>>58327063
分かるよ
知らない道を歩くのはワクワクする
>>
>>58326618
Nah, women with a lot of money don't need men, because you can support yourself. This is why there are so many successful business women who are single.
>>58327010
Men that travel to Japan to find a partner tend to have given up in there country. So these men travel to Japan with the lowest standards.
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>>58327142
僕は多分おじさんより足が速いから大丈夫だ
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>>58326326
Depend on a person though, in such case Japanese girls seems to have a ceremonial dinner and give a small present(not expensive, memento) to her friend.
>>
>>58326917
Do japs fuck on the first date?
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>>58327238
I dated a Japanese girl when I was 17. I fucked her bareback anal on the first date
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>>58327234
Should I give her a small gift too?
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>>58327512
Did she seem experienced?
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>>58327735
yes. her asshole was really loose.
but maybe that was because of all the eels
>>
>>58327849
maybe your dick was just thin
>>
well came to west korea
>>
I knew now that there are lots of Japanese-new-religions in North and South America.
Seicho-no-ie, Happy science
Very Sorry. ( ゚∀゚)
>>
>>58327904
my girlfriend says my dick is perfect
>>
Go
JW.org
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why u here like dirty jokes
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>>58326798
>I don't even watch anime anymore, I try to talk to her about japense literature but she only reads Harry Potter crap
What do you have against Harry Potter m8? Are you more of a His Dark Materials fan or something?
>>
>>58328355
do you like dirty jokes
>>
凸凹
>>
>>58328463
i would stick my deko in her boko if you know what i mean. winkwink
>>
>>58327238
Almost all Japanese, no.
>>
>>58328420
More like good japanese literature a la Mishima, Tanizaki, Kawabata
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>>58328533
sukebe!
>>
>>58328463
いつもこのアニメを思い出す
>>
>>58328906
ポルトガル人ってちんちん大きい?
>>
>>58328420
Harry Potter is young-adult fiction, adults should have the knowledge about the literature of at least own country.
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>>58329026
何故そんなゲイな事を聞いているのか?
>>
>>58329237
because if yours is smaller he can feel better about the size of his japanese penis
>>
someone create another thread?
>>
>>58327541
not absolutely necessary.
A dinner and a gift are the items to make a memory.
It's not etiquette thing.
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>>58329815
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>>58330003
>>
じゃあ、できました

>>58330134
>>58330134
>>58330134
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