I WANT AN AUSTRALIAN FRIEND NOW
Fuck off I hate canada.
LOL
Are you hot?
>>58307103
rude
>>58307109
i just want friends to play games with 2bh
>>58307081
You're too far away, leafbro.
We're just internet friends and it will forever be this way
>>58307135
>Thinking that aussie internet is not a meme
>>58307151
I DON'T CARE
I JUST WANT AN AUSTRALIAN FRIEND
Australians actually don't exist, the entire country was fabricated to hype Crocodile Dundee sales. Moot just happened to have been a fan.
How did you miss the memo?
Let me guess, you believe Hogwarts is real too?
>>58307135
We'll lag in your games and infuriate you
>>58307181
YOU CAN BE MY FRIEND TOO IVAN
>>58307081
>tfw my Australian online bff hasnt been online for a month ;_;
I miss him
>>58307208
I DON'T CARE
>>58307135
fuck off I'm not dealing with NA server ping.
I'll talk on skype but I have a prepubescent voice
>>58307275
Are you the Aussie trap who posted pics a while ago
>>58307259
That is your fault Peter
>>58307275
that's ok, [spoiler]post skype[/spoiler]
>>58307081
Rate the Aus states NOW
and maybe I'll be your mate
also wtf captcha?
>>58307350
I know nothing about straya territories but ok
[spoiler]Western Australia>Queensland>South Australia>New South Wales>Tasmania>Northern Territories>Victoria[/spoiler]
>>58307410
Terrible, absolutely terrible
>>58307433
t-thanks
>>58307447
Literally any order that you put it in would be mocked desu, so it would be hard to be right. At least you put Victoria last.
>>58307410
It goes
>Northern Territory
>Queensland
>Tasmania
>Western Australia
>South Australia
>New South Whales
>Victoria
You're gonna be my friend forever, Canada.
>>58307485
thank you ameribro
>>58307476
>Northern Territory
I didn't know noongas browsed the internet
>>58307410
Close, very very close, I'd put Qld at 1 because I'm from there and its best
>>58307433
Melbourne fuckwit confirmed
>>58307476
>Abo desert land first
Dreaming
>>58307513
No prob
>>58307476
I thought that Tasmanian's were inbred? That's what /int/ has taught me
>>58307525
this
QLD, SA and WA are only good states (maybe Tassy too)
NSW is objectively the best state outside of Sydney.
>>58307447
If you don't live in Sydney or Melbourne, you're >Literally who
>>58307476
>noonga land 1st
>incest land 3rd
>objectively the 2 best states last
it's time for your abo ceremony, noongaroo
>>58307629
Good to know
>>58307643
>Victoria
>Anywhere but last
Maybe you faggots should move from QLD to there so that the foreign filth is relatively contained.
>>58307629
I can't hear you over all your white self loathing
>>58307608
>Chinatown
>get shot
>get bashed for wearing a cowboy hat
nah, the Cronulla riots did redeem it a little though.
>>58307629
>what is Brisbane
>If you don't live on the East coast, you're >Literally who
ftfy
>>58307081
Lol faggot lmao
>>58307799
pls be my friend ivan
>>58307832
No sry, internet friendship is a meme and we will never see each other IRL.
Got to go, good luck.
I wanna make a list too. All of it is from what I know based on memes mostly
Best to worst
>west australia
Seems cool and remote and Perth seems nice
>Queensland
Wild and more crocodile dundeeish
>Tasmania
White and pristine and has a more alpine environment and apparently bogans but idgaf
>south australia
Seems nice aside from melbourne which is apparently the SF of aus
>NSW
The most nanny state state
>victoria
the capital province?
>north australia
Filled with abos
How did I do?
>>58307857
ok
>wanting an australian friend
memes aside, I hope you can handle banter
>>58307081
I'll be your friend m8.
>>58307890
I have an aussie friend in a vent group and he's very nice and never banters. Huge pot head though.
>>58307869
Not bad except Victoria isn't the capital province, that is ACT (Canberra)
Also Lelbourne is in Victoria and Adelaide is in south Australia
Everything else is good m8
t. Perthling
>>58307869
In a sense, somewhat accurate.
Though I do have based Abo friends.
NSW isn't that bad. But you get a few druggies and fuckwits amongst them.
>>58307081
I'll be you're friend but not if your a normie.
>>58307890
i can handle banter
please be my friend
>>58307410
>>58307476
>>58307869
>not listing NZ as an Australian state
The banter has weakened.
>>58307963
i am not a filthy normie
>>58307982
please watch our sport
>>58307869
Not bad. I'll correct you on a few
>Queensland
Rednecks
>South Australia
Melbourne is in Victoria
>NSW
Entirely made of Asians and not anymore nanny state than others
>Victoria
SJW
>>58308015
i'll watch yours if you watch mine
>>58307913
ok
>>58308052
>Queensland
>Rednecks
bullshit, Queensland is the literal perfect state
>>58307869
Americans would like Tassy the most because it has the least restrictions on guns and is fairly isolated so you can shoot everything
>>58308106
Got the best states right, but
South Australian >>>Territorian, even counting ACT
p-please some aussie play vidya with me
>>58308145
>least restrictions on guns
Isn't that the state that had the dockyard shooting or some shit in the 90s that made Australia ban guns? I'm surprised they'd be the most lax if so
WHEN
>>58307410
> Western Australia>Queensland
You failed
Australian men have by far the world's highest SMV beyond its next closest competitors. I believe in that fact with more reverence than a saint has in Christ.
Having seen a fair bit of the world in my time, I can say that Australian can throw a dart at a point in the globe and wherever it'd land, kill it and blow the local competition out of the water. We may have many subcultures, yes — the wog, the bogan, the university-educated inner city hipster — but in this aspect, they are equal.
We invest so much in our own development. We are so much more built physically in general, augmented by a climate that conducive towards the prevalence of sport and physical activity among our young. A lot of that isn't just on strength, but motor co-ordination, functional training and survival skills. Ball sports are rampant, swimming is part and parcel of growing up. The jacked dudes at Ibiza, the Greek Islands, Koh Phangan are invariably Australian. So will they eventually hit up such spots as Abidjan, Kazantip, Cancun.
This is aided by a widespread awareness of dietetics. Australians eat big to become big; they eat the right foods to be big the right way. Our foods are freshly harvested or slaughtered in a way that I just couldn't find in the UK or North America, and largely free of the processed and flavoured shit that's so commonplace there and in Asia.
We have a very strong and internationally in-demand education system that churns out critical thinkers and practical survivalists alike. Even our right-wing governments have made that an accessible trait. Our manual workers have good business acumen; our people are extremely literate and numerate — and this shows up on world test scores. Our men are very eloquent, have the gift of the gab because of how well-read and versed we are — an Australian tradesman is more schooled in the classics than a Pakistani Rhodes Scholar.
>>58308325
A Hong Kong student of mine who had previously gone to school in the UK was shocked at how he spoke and wrote better English than the locals; "there" seemed to be replaceable with "their", "they're", "thim've"?!? — not so over here.
One of our defining factors in our innate alphaness in the staunch egalitarianism that runs through our societal fabric. We proudly boast to foreigners wherever we are that Australia has no social classes. A Prime Minister can stand shoulder to shoulder at the local with an indigenous sheep-shearer or a migrant toilet cleaner from Ecuador and exchange good banter over a pint. This is something that the New World woefully failed to perfect. In the USA a Vanderbilt, Kennedy, Hilton, Bush, Carnegie, Rockefeller carries far more weight than a Smith, Sullivan, Steinberg, de Groot, Lefebvre, Kowalski, Hassan, Romano, Marquez or Chang and don't you forget that. Such one-upmanship, the idea of an aristocracy, would be jeered at over here.
This is the country where an Iranian refugee who spoke no English upon arriving here could become the Senator of our largest state by the age of 30; where an Irish-Catholic waif from the working-class outer suburbs of Melbourne could single-handedly rise to become our country's most-recognised football ambassadors and media personalities; where a Chinese refugee from communism could become our most elite heart surgeon.
It is this equality that drives Australian men to become their very best, to egg each other on and call each other "mate" even as they sledge each other for having a funny name or bringing dumplings to school for lunch. That each man is as competitive on the playing field as each other. It results in a "less fucks given" attitude, a tendency to not take shit and pedestalise that which can be won elsewhere.
>>58308347
We also have exacting tastes in our dress, in food and drink, culture. My city sees itself as Europe 2.0.
This is why we're leading the charge in expat communities worldwide and in our respective fields in general. It's a sort of pilgrimage to take our ideas overseas and sell ourselves for a reason. The flat white is enjoyed at cafes from San Francisco to Banja Luka; food trucks in Krakow or Seoul.
Our ability with women is basically the icing on the cake, and our social testament to that.
>>58308289
I am sorry
>>58307237
Rip
>>58308438
Don't listen to him, you were right at the start
I have a negative predisposition toward canadians thta is completely irrational.
You can be that guy that proves me me wrong. Add me and well be best of friends.
>>58309147
Ok post id friendo
australia sucks
t. australian
Add me on Skype canadabro
aussiecapitalist
>>58309326
>aussiecapitalist
there are two of those names
>tfw success truly does breed jealousy
t. Victorian
>>58308267
Honestly we should scrap the states instead and replace them with a combination of metropolitan county governments and federally led regional coordination for local governments in the sticks.
But smaller states could be the thin edge of the wedge into that particular treetrunk, so sure, go for it.
If OP has a qt Newfie accent like off of Republic of Doyle, I'll be ur friend :3
>>58309820
>tfw West coast
>>58307410
>>58307476
actual list
>ACT
>NSW
>VIC
>QLD
>TAS
>SA
>WA
>NT
>>58307629
>Melbourne
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
Fucking cucks.
for what
>>58310543
>Sydney
and a ching chong ming mong to you too, you un-Australian hipster cunt
>>58310574
Who wouldn't want an Australian friend?
