you wake up and you're Italian
how do you respond?
Enjoy my new above-average penis.
commit sudoku
>>58304675
am i first-generation paisan?
I'm already Italian.
I eat a delicious pizza and fuck with my bellisima italian gf while enjoying a nice cup of the best roman wine
>>58304675
Hope to God that I'm not southern Italian.
>>58304729
no mientras indio
>>58304675
>kill hairpole
>kill myself
>>58304675
AY OHH WHERE DA PIZZA AT MARONE
Move to Volterra
Exterminate boars
>>58304675
In italian