>tfw you hate every single american on /int/ and every one you've ever met irl but you still like their country because every single other nation (bar NZ) which was your ally dogged you in WW2
>>58302483
Haha u r welcome 8D
you know who lives on hating? haters
why you be hating yo
australia is unironically our greatest ally
>>58302701
do average american plebs recognize us and realize that too
never see it mentioned desu
most americans think we just live with the snakes and spiders and never help
>>58303234
we recognize it
t.american
Don't be hating. If you're mad at how you're treated on /int/ blame your countrymen who are 90% shitposters on every board with flags.
>>58303317
im not mad at our countrymen at all
regardless of how excellent our posting ethos is i would still hate you lot on /int/. the seppos i have met irl have all been self-absorbed little cunts.
doesn't mean i dont like you lot though.
>>58302483
Love you too homo.
>>58303234
If you ask an average American who is are greatest ally 99% of the time it will be one of Canada/Israel/UK/Australia in no particular order
>>58303424
seems far more likely that the response would be canada/israel tbqh which is far enough considering the geographical and religious circumstances
USA best ally!
>>58303234
Americans, by and large, view Australia as a less gay Canada. Which is good thing.
You're basically the Canada that America can rekt browns and gommies with without stupid hippy whining.
>>58303438
>>58303424
Let's be honest here, the average American doesn't even know where or what Israel is.
Realistically it would probably go: Canada, England (people would say England because they would have no idea that's not a real country,) Australia, and then Japan or France.
>>58303566
this
israel is a cuckservative meme
pic related is missing australia but it would probably fall right next to canada
>>58303566
>the average american doesn't know what israel is
Yes most people do know what it is, its probably the most talked about foreign country in our politics because of the constant circlejerk over whether or not we should bend over backwards for them or just give them a lot of help.
>The USA didn't dog us in ww2
Yeah, McArthur wasn't a huge dick that tried to replace every ranked post in the south pacific with yanks and prolonged the new guinea campaign, giving us kokoda. Cheers for that.
>>58303653
and before a frog gets butthurt, the picture is a little old and people weren't over the dumb iraq war shit yet
>>58303662
at least they didn't ship all our soldiers off to north africa while japan was pillaging our backyard
mcarthur was a shit cunt but churchill was worst
>>58303661
you have far too much faith in the average american's geographic skills
>>58303653
>great britain
We will never EVER bother to learn the proper name of that rainy little island and its ulster scot colony.
As pathetic as that is, it still makes me proud in a way.
>>58303739
it's funny because 'united kingdom' is the only phrase it's never referred to as
england, brits, british isles, great britain etc are all far more common
>>58303739
?
gb is the geographical name for the country name of uk
gb does not include rep of ireland nor the uk
practically there is no discernible difference
>>58303661
You're out of touch, and give your fellows too much credit. I challenge you to find even a plurality of Americans who can point out Israel on a map.
You won't be able to with a sample size larger than three.
>>58303801
this
only reason I'm good at geography is because of playing endless hours of grand strategy autism + /int/
>>58303789
>s the geographical name for the country name of uk
>gb does not include rep of ireland nor the uk
>practically there is no discernible difference
Kek. This is all incorrect.
>>58303711
No arguments here, I'm just saying everyone dogged us to some degree other than NZ.
>japan never nanking'd australia
>>58303826
best out of a bad lot i guess
>>58303826
>to some degree other than NZ.
ANZUS
it's just AUS now, which is shit.
>>58303789
>>58303820
ie, the proper name is the uk of gb
the name is in 2 parts uk that is of gb
before the independence of ireland the country was called uk of gb and ireland
because gb is not the british isles which is britain and all of ireland
>>58303826
>I'm just saying everyone dogged us to some degree other than NZ.
And look how you repaid us
>>58303882
>>58303857
That's NZ having a problem with the US's nuclear stuff though, nothing to do with us.
>>58303868
>ie, the proper name is the uk of gb
Nope. Missing a bit there.
>Australian who hates American
How original
>>58303841
Australia is exactly what Canada could have been had Canada not had the luxury of centuries of continuous nannying by the three greatest powers of the last 500 years.
Canada is soft.
>>58303895
what makes gb great is the other parts than britain
northern ireland could be included in that great part as well
it's called out to make the distinguish between ireland rep and ireland not republic
>>58303926
*tastes this comment* mmmmm a delightfully witty and sardonic comment from the american with just a hint of pique *licks fingers, and then links your fingers* (:
>>58303868
there's absolutely nothing great about britain
>>58303976
Shut up dummy.
>>58304024
great britain is the entire archipelago (which includes ireland), while britain is just the larger island which includes england, scotland and wales
has nothing to do with whether or not the country is "great" -- purely geographically it is the greater of britain
>>58303894
>That's NZ having a problem with the US's nuclear stuff though
Not him, but I don't pay enough attention to No Zealand, what exactly did they have a problem with?
>>58303882
>>58303889
Real talk here: what's the fascination with Paki Paddle?
AFL is dope but that shit I just cannot wrap my head arround.
>>58304053
they didn't want nuclear ships docking in their country
>>58304053
I might be remembering this wrong, but it was NZ not allowing a US nuclear vessel to dock which lead to the treaty breaking down. Too lazy to wikipedia.
>>58304095
I didn't post that image.. What?
>>58304073
Not him but that was objectively pretty shitty given that ANZUS was in effect and the Soviet Union was still a thing.
Whatever though, NZ is full of cunts I guess.
>>58304073
>>58304095
New Zealand was suspended from ANZUS in 1986 as it initiated a nuclear-free zone in its territorial waters; in late 2012 the United States lifted a ban on visits by New Zealand warships leading to a thawing in tensions
Fucking hippy New Zealanders
>>58304095
Correct.
But then the US signed a defense treaty with Australia immediately after and then NZ signed one with Australia as a way to bogart their protection pre WW1 style.
Quite Jewish desu.
>>58303801
>>58303729
He said what, not where.
>>58304130
>>58304142
>On 10 July 1985, agents of the French Directorate-General for External Security bombed the Greenpeace protest vessel Rainbow Warrior in Auckland, causing one death. The failure of Western leaders to condemn this violation of a friendly nation's sovereignty caused a great deal of change in New Zealand's foreign and defence policy,[23] and strengthened domestic opposition to the military application of nuclear technology in any form. New Zealand distanced itself from its traditional ally, the United States, and built relationships with small South Pacific nations, while retaining its good relations with Australia, and, to a lesser extent, the United Kingdom.[24]
>>58304183
>America is responsible for what France does
Seriously fuck NZ.
>>58304183
anyone associated with greenpeace deserves to be lined up and shot
they've done more damage to the environment than any other group in existence
fuck anti-nuclear scaremongers, they're the reason we're still burning coal
sorry
>>58304130
>americans try to cuck us like aus
>say no
w...whatever i guess we wont be f..friends anymore!!!
>>58304239
>ywn live in a country powered entirely by nuclear power
>>58304239
>implying we didn't just do it for the bants
absolutely memed mate
>>58304257
Cuck you out of what, hobbits and sheep?
NZ literally has nothing we want. Literally the only reason we still respect your sovereignty is because Australia vouches for you and they're a starter for Team Freedom.
>>58304275
France exists, it's pretty close.
Germany is a fucking laughing stock. They have nearly 25% of the entire world's solar panels and it doesn't even provide 5% of their total energy needs. They now have to import energy from France since shutting down their nuclear power plants, the cost for energy in Germany has nearly doubled in under a decade.
>>58304281
don't give a shit about NZ, just the greenpeace cunts
>>58304275
This.
You now remember that Germany deactivated all their reactors after Fukushima because they're literally that infected with the regressive left.
Now Germany is burning coal. Yay!
>>58304303
>try to tell babby little kiwi land we want to put nukes in there
>they say no
we're not playing friends anymore!!
>>58304306
>France exists
>wanting to live in a muzzie infested socialist """utopia"""
>>58304330
also, see
>>58304306
retards who think "green energy" is a viable alternative are fucking retarded and helping destroy the environment
germany would basically have to cover their entire country in solar panels to cover their energy needs, and they would end up damaging the environment more from the solar panel construction than just using nuclear.
>>58304338
heard it's nice outside of Paris honestly
>>58304338
>being a fascist
>>58304362
>not being a fascist
LMAO @ ur whole lyfe
>>58304358
>heard it's nice outside of Paris honestly
Just memeing
we're still mates yeah?
>>58304338
>implying there's anything wrong with muslims and islam
>>58304389
pleb
>>58302483
Well fuck you, then.
Get rekt by a stingray.
Or a spider or an emu or the sun or a lebanese person or something.
>>58304401
There's literally nothing wrong with them.
Except them being in our countries that is very very wrong
I firmly believe that hate is the sole driving force keeping us alive. Without something to hate we would all realize life is pointless and just not want to live anymore. But when we see something we hate, all of a sudden we have drive.
>>58304336
Except that's not at all what happened. Your government demanded that ships announce if they were carrying nuclear material knowing full well the US has a policy of neither confirming or denying that any of its systems is carrying nuclear weapons at any given time.
It was nothing more that an edgy, and disrespectful, fuck you to the country that had pledged to protect and defend NZ's independence, and for no reason. And you know that.
>>58304401
There seriously is though. Like a lot.
>>58304516
It's less of a fuck you and more that they concerned with keeping their people happy rather than the US at the time. See >>58304183
Niggas want to get reelected.
>>58304582
Neat. Good for them.
Hope they buy a Navy, or at least lease yours at steep interests rates, because they can go fuck themselves if shit ever hits the fan.
>>58304640
Nah, the enemy would have to find them first, they've got security through obscurity.
worldmapswithout.nz
>>58304542
>being such an arrogant kafir to think you know better than God almighty
nothing new really
>>58304679
sad part is that NZ is actually kinda big, it just looks little because of Mercator
between UK and Germany in size iirc
Hmm
>Australian OP talks about how he hates Americans
>thread derails into everybody hating on NZ
Funny how these threads work out sometimes.
>>58304679
Brah, if we can find NZ with our famous knowledge of geography then anyone can.
>>58304680
God fuckinf hates Muslims. See the entire Muslim world for evidence. It's one billion "people" wallowing in perdition.
>>58304516
>asspained americans
WTF i love new zealand now
>>58304746
Shut up Canada. You can post when you have a team make the playoffs.
>>58303352
Yeah, you sound like a real peach. I'm sure you're just an absolute pleasure to be around.
>>58303234
Most non-/int/ Americans think about Australia once, maybe twice in their lives. The only exception being when one sees a kanga or dropbear.
>>58304751
>implying anyone outside those countries knows the difference anymore
>>58303697
We didn't help on Iraq 2003 either, Canada wenr full on in afghan tho
>>58304770
>being happy that the large majority of Americans are becoming isolationist again
Careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
>>58304516
>he wanted to dock nuclear material into our country without disclosing and we're supposed to be ok with this
wtf i HATE new zealand now
>>58304781
>>58304783
>>58304788
have a whinge you cunts
>>58304829
Yeah, but we don't have any food of yours we can rename so we actually remember
>>58304746
>the tiniest anglo country tells big bad america to fuck off
>THEY DON'T ANYTHING
hahhaha jesus christ
"suspended from anzus"
oh my lord hahahaha
>>58304829
You get a pass on Iraq by virtue of no one actually considering Canada a real country.
We actually internalize your failures as those of our own because most Americans conceptualize Canada as a spillover for American leftist thought. Your country is hipster because we made it that way, because we needed it to be that way, to balance the country that matters (America.)
>>58304874
Kek
>>58304902
>>>THEY DON'T ANYTHING
We did, you had a chance to be part of the inner circle.
fun fact: the only country we shared all the data from NSA's spying with was Australia.
Not a single other country had access to all the data. Not the UK, not Canada.
>>58304874
This, United-Statists are fucking retarded.
>>58304845
I don't know what a "whinge" is, but shove it up your ass sideways.
>>58304944
>Self hatering Americans replying to me
Pls stop, it's embarassing
>>58304837
When you've signed a treaty that obligates your ally to defend you from a nuclear power it's astonishingly fagadelic to demand that they then publicly admit their strategic capibility when in your waters. Wouldn't you agree?
>>58304910
Not really
>>58304874
We could have called Canadian bacon something else I guess.
>>58304943
Nsa spying is separate from 5 eyes? Was watching a foreign policy association doc saying all 5 cunts can use the data or something
>>58304944
What about Canadian bacon you fucktard?
>>58304943
>>58304972
>all these mad americans
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO INVADE US???
>>58304957
jesus christ I didn't realise the meme of Americans not being able to take the lightest of bants was real
>>58305005
>You will NEVER order a large pepperoni and Freedom Bacon pizza
>>58305012
The NSA spying that everyone was pissed about was separate from the stuff that we shared
>>58305028
>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO INVADE US???
why would we?
you already use american english, use american invented products, watch american television shows, wear american bluejeans, and listen to american music.
>>58305031
>I don't understand humor
>>58304976
Really though. Canada is literally America's containment board. That is your nation's one and only function.
>>58305044
What's the point of nsa mass survilence on normies? What's the end goal here felll asleep during that lecture
>>58304962
I don't consider myself a United-Statist.
>>58305021
I was pointing out how United-Statists are retarded for the whole"freedom fries" debacle and getting angry at France for not supporting Imperialism.
>>58305081
>saying shove it up your ass is humor
Almost as bad as the Germans desu
>>58305087
So stop using our flag when traveling aboard
>>58305081
>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>58304770
Lmao
>>58305092
>What's the point of nsa mass survilence on normies? What's the end goal here felll asleep during that lecture
Blackmail against political dissenters I guess.
Obongo already weaponized the IRS against the Tea Party a few years ago, why not the NSA
>>58305115
No, we'll get shot and that's something I prefer to do in the comfort of my own home
>>58305092
without being /pol/ or /g/-tier loony, it really is to stop terrorists
I'd assume it's effective because it still exists. I doubt they give a fuck about the average normie when collecting data
there's 1.8 billion muslims in the world and a large majority of them really fucking hate the west
I was against this shit at first but when you think about it, damn
>france commits terrorists acts on our country
>nobody does anything
>we're the bad guys
c'mon lads it was literally just banter against the french no harm done mates
>NZ btfo america without even needing to post
>>58305092
>What's the point of nsa mass survilence on normies
It allows people to sleep at a desk for 7 hours a day and pretend they're worth being paid 50 grand a year with government pensions.
Seriously there's no point. The NSA and CIA together couldn't find an asshole in an orgy even with a million dollar budget. They're both incompetent.
>>58305174
>Seriously there's no point. The NSA and CIA together couldn't find an asshole in an orgy even with a million dollar budget. They're both incompetent.
But there's no way to know.
They could say "yeah we stopped x terrorists" but nobody would believe them even if they were telling the truth.
>>58305157
>I'd assume it's effective because it still exists
There were no results. All actions taken against terrorists since the NSA started being meme tier evil were as the result of conventional measures
>>58305169
>america is responsible for france
>caring about greenpeace
Fuck yourselves
>>58305199
>But there's no way to know.
There's almost a century of evidence that proves the CIA is terrible at their job. Given the Snowden leak I'm inclined to believe the NSA isn't much better.
>>58305216
Why are you so asspained about something that happened 60 years ago
Need a Muslim gf
>>58305094
I was calling you retarded for not thinking of Freedom Bacon sooner. On an unrelated note, if you hate your country to the point of refuting your very citizenship, it's time to move. Germany or Sweden would gladly welcome your SJW cuckhold attitude.
>>58305264
>60 years ago
This is why SJWs exist, you millenials are retarded.
>>58305216
>nobody condemns the act despite the usa being a superpower
>despite the french supposedly being our allies
you may need an enema with all that ass pain over being btfo by hippies
>>58303882
>>58305288
>>58305310
>americucks in denial of their asspain
>>58305200
explain why there has been an explosion(heh) of terror attacks since the snowden incident then
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Islamist_terrorist_attacks
attacks per year:
2003: 20
2004: 28
2005: 16
2006: 8
2007: 6
2008: 7
2009: 4
2010: 15
2011: 19
2012: 14
2013: 20
(snowden leak)
2014: 35
2015: 117
2016(so far): 25, projected to reach 100+
prior to 2012 most of these weren't even in western countries either.
>>58305322
Honestly, why would anyone condemn the bombing of greenpeace?
>>58305310
>the nuclear free zone bullshit was in the 1980s
Fugg, my bad
>>58305288
>Freedom Bacon
I'm not >>58304874
>cuck
Post discarded
>>58305352
Not him but I'm willing to bet that's the result of Yurop taking in millions of browns without bothering to do even basic intelligence or police work..cause das raciss.
>>58305345
>17kb image
You could probably compress it even more, I wouldn't want you to breach your data cap.
>>58305352
>the refugee crisis starts in late 2014-mid 2015
>one million plus mudshits flood into Europe
>terrorist attacks rise because at the same time as the number of radicalized mudshits in Europe rose
>obviously this is as a result of the Snowden leaks
>the french bomb their allies who fought for them in ww2
>betrayed by frogs
why did u do this to us france
>>58305358
Stop apologizing and start getting smarter.
>>58305419
No u
>>58305352
most of the attacks there were in literally who cares third world shitholes
>>58305413
>>terrorist attacks rise because at the same time as the number of radicalized mudshits in Europe rose
wut
>Terrorist attacks rise at the same time as the number of radicalized muslims rises
>>58305404
superior mozjpeg coming through
>>58305355
woo yeah man fuck environmentalism death to environmentalists the world can eat shit woooo
>>58305509
kill yourself
greenpeace has done more damage to the environment than any other group in the world
>>58305059
>american english
>american invented products
near none of that shit here
to be fair it's not because we don't want it, just nobody can be fucked to ship to such a small country on the other side of the world
>>58305374
Look man. I seriously don't understand how you could
A) live in a country that you despise or
B) unironicly use the phrase United Statist
Just say American. It's easier and therefore better (occams razor you pleb)
>>58304303
then why were you there in the first place
>>58305355
nobody ever actually a gave a fuck about the rainbow warrior even it's name was faggy
we just didn't want other countries to do nothing when dickheads are blowing us up because we said no to nukes
>>58305509
>he doesn't know that greenpeace contributed more to air pollution than any other single organization
Greenpeace crybullied their way into passing legislation against nuclear energy which meant that we had to use shitty coal power instead of clean nuclear reactors. Nuclear reactor research and construction was blocked which meant that we couldn't build cleaner and safer reactors to replace the (relatively) shitty ones from the Cold War. Seriously, fuck greenpeace
>>58305552
That's not Occam's Razor
>>58305550
Do you not use Android, iOS, Google, YouTube, 4chan, airplanes, telephones, the internet, mass-produced vehicles, any of our movies, TV shows, peanut butter or any of the plethora of American innovations? You must be stuck in the 17th century or something.
>>58305509
>greeenpeace are environmentalists
wew lad
>>58304071
AFL is a girl's sport.
>"when you have two competing theories that make exactly the same predictions, the simpler one is the better."
You have 2 names for denizens of the USA. I posited that the simpler name is the better one. How is this not Occam's Razor again?
>>58305618
>>58305589
>Nuclear reactor research and construction was blocked which meant that we couldn't build cleaner and safer reactors to replace the (relatively) shitty ones from the Cold War. Seriously, fuck greenpeace
this
we're decades behind in nuclear power research because of greenpeace
we have nuclear plants up that are from the 60s, our oldest active plant is only 1 year younger than Obama.
to top it all off, bernie sanders environmental advisors are greenpeace and he's completely anti-nuclear. Can't believe anyone supports that senile fuck
>>58305635
t. bumsniffer
>>58305716
You are the one who sniffs bums!
>>58305664
>that make exactly the same predictions
What prediction? That people will know that you're talking about being an American citizen?
>>58305680
>Can't believe anyone supports that senile fuck
It's mostly millennials that don't want to accept responsibility for taking out a student loan for a bullshit degree when they could have just as easily learned a trade
>>58305722
Sure mate. You just like rolling about with other lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iroF9r2AeIU
Greenpeace rage belongs here
>>58305605
>>58305605
>>58305680
fun fact:
we could cut our solar subsidies by 99% and it would still be above our nuclear subsidies.
if we had embraced nuclear power 50 years ago we would have had our energy problems solved already
>>58305670
Lol you're just mad New Zealand has only contributed egg beaters and hair pins.
>>58305743
AFL still a girl's sport m8, prancing around a big gay field in your best sleeveless frocks, might as well just have pride parades every weekend ay.
>>58305785
the electric fence and the first flight as well mate
cant be forgetting about those
>>58305807
You're the one who made the field gay mate. Sure you're not projecting?
Seems to me you have some unresolved issues desu
>>58305731
Not sure what your point is. I'm telling you that taking the time to move your thin, sweaty lips to utter the disgusting phrase "United Statist" is a waste. It will only cement your place as a warrior for social justice. What's wrong with calling myself American? The USA is in North America, is it not?
>>58305838
>I'm telling you that taking the time to move your thin, sweaty lips to utter the disgusting phrase "United Statist" is a waste
I'm not him m8
>>58305822
First flight? Never knew Orville Wright was a kiwi.
>>58305785
we made egg beaters and hair pins?
>>58305835
You started it with your homo erotic scottish man's ramblings m80. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
>>58305852
Good. That guy made me cringe. I'll admit my use of Occam's razor was liberal to say the least, but it is still applicable and pretty easy to follow.
>>58305859
Apparently a Kiwi made a flight before the Wright brothers but never publicized it or something
No one cares though because he was from Poo Peeland
>>58305871
kek nothing wrong with a bit of Frankie boyle's fanfiction. Yet here you are calling yourself a female goose.
Do the urges to crossdress really make you so ashamed that all you can do is project it onto innocent crackhead bogans?
>>58305859
Richard Pearse mate
he had a decent fly a few months before the wright brothers
>>58305905
>Yet here you are calling yourself a female goose.
lmao
>>58305864
My source was the New Zealand tourism site. Apparently you also invented jogging, but jogging is just running so idk if it really counts as an invention
>>58305899
So a kiwi made the tumblr rape claim of flights, is what you're telling me.
>>58305952
Basically. Even if it's true, I'm still going to claim that we were the first
>>58305618
Yes we use American products like everywhere else but none of us use American English. Russians and Chinese also use those products though and I doubt you would consider them your allies.
>>58305949
>literally invented running and a different style of running
>>58305899
Pics or it didn't happen.
Seriously. Those claims are completey unsubstantiated. The kitty hawk flights were actually documented. In addition, the Wright brothers were able to achieve sustained, controlled flight, something the Kiwi apparantly couldn't accomplish (although we will never know for sure since he was a dumbass who forgot proof). Sorry kiwis, I don't really think you have a leg to stand on here.
>>58304071
>2016
>Not liking 3rd-world-baseball
>>58306058
We wuz aviators and shit and we split the atom. We climbed the highest mountain and saved the world in WW2.
You're welcome btw
>>58305977
I'm not him, nobody but Americans use American English. That other Kiwi claimed to never use American products, which is emu shit.
>>58306094
T. American
Thanks for posting some of the USA's greatest achievements but you forgot about is landing on the moon using the Imperial measurement system.
>>58306094
>The world will NEVER accept New Zealand's responsibility for creating heavier than air flight or its contributions during the world wars
How does it make you feel?
>>58306150
like a smug martyr
>>58306150
not him but feels fine
at least if nobody knows about us nobody will come here
it's not going so well to be honest
>>58306184
>it's not going so well to be honest
Shouldn't have let them film LOTR there then
>>58306184
What problems could New Zealand have besides being excluded from world maps?
>>58306058
>Brilliant, humble Kiwi inventor achieves flight literally decades before everyone else but doesn't need the recognition and decides it's more important for still developing nations like the United States to learn these things on their own.
So typical.
>>58306218
>literally decades
Nice try. More like a couple months. Also he forgot to prove it. Pics or it didn't happen you emu fucker.
>>58305059
i use british english and wear japanese jeans from uniqlo~~
>>58306207
chinks, specifically the chinese
they are literally taking over the country
>>58306243
he's memeing you mate
>>58306207
The Chinese buying all of our property market and an economy reliant on having the worlds biggest dairy company.
Things are still pretty good unless you want to buy a house.
>>58302483
don't be a cunt dude
>>58306243
We've been travelling around the world in the proof for years friend. Better to just be thankful men like him existed, and that we can benefit from his vision and hard work.
>>58306274
>The Chinese buying all of our property market
Is this not just a meme that we use to bully you?
>>58306287
Almost every single jet engine used in commercial jets today are made by GE, but nice try buddy. You get an F for ffort.
>>58306287
Any American who wants to come here needs to come on an AIR NEW ZEALAND airplane. You all need to use our aircraft to come over, so don't tell us we're not aviation pioneers.
>>58306283
call me dude again and i will fuck your dad's dick rugged mate no homo
>>58306308
>taking the b8
>>58306308
Nah that's fair, good on the yanks for making the engines that can provide a decent improvement to the original Kiwi design.
Thanks man.
>>58306305
The Chinese have some weird fixation with the commonwealth. London, Auckland, Vancouver and Sydney are their favourite spots to ruin the local property market.
>>58306274
Shit that sounds awful. That has to be the most creative way to take over a country, though. Literally just buy up the land piece by piece. You have to give them points for ingenuity.
>>58305552
>Just say American. It's easier and therefore better (occams razor you pleb)
Are you fucking retarded?
>>58306318
That's fine. When I fly to NZ to fuck chinks and smoke weed with Bilbo, I'll make sure to fly on one of their Boeing jets.
>>58306359
The Chinese are also buying up a ton of land in Michigan and the Midwest right now
>>58306364
It's mostly rich people taking their money out of China before they get slapped with corruption charges and the CCP takes their shit
>>58306364
On the plus side there are now tons of rich chinese qts here
but yeah still not really worth it
>>58306348
God knows you wouldn't be able to do it on your own. You're welcome.
>>58306399
Are you? I already explained to that other faggot that, while my usage of the phrase was loose, it is still applicable.
>>58306420
We pronounce it "Bo Ing Eh" as respect to our native aviation engineers. Just remember that, they tend to eat you if you pronounce it wrong.
>>58306487
>Occam's razor (also written as Ockham's razor, and lex parsimoniae in Latin, which means law of parsimony) is a problem-solving principle attributed to William of Ockham (c. 1287–1347), who was an English Franciscan friar and scholastic philosopher and theologian. The principle can be interpreted as stating
"Among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected."
It's not tho. You saying that "American" is better way to refer to United States citizens than "United Statian" because American has fewer syllables is neither a hypothesis nor is it making any assumptions
>>58306497
"Bo Ing Eh", did you actually ever attend a single Te Reo class in school cunt it's pronounced BOA-N-GEH
>>58306487
See >>58306573
That's not even bringing up the question of whether or not Occam's Razor should even be used in the first place.
>>58306573
Not because it has fewer syllables. It is the simplest solution because it is already implemented. Trying to get people to say United Statist is more complicated because you must somehow alter the lexicon.
>>58306643
>you must somehow alter the lexicon
die
>>58306626
Why would it be used in the first place? He's not even providing a testable hypothesis which is required for Occam's Razor to be initiated
>>58306643
I'm not arguing that United Statian is better, I'm saying that Occam's razor can't be used in this situation because you're not putting forth a hypothesis
>>58306590
>>58306497
Doesn't matter. I'll pronounce it the way I want to, and I will shoot you or anybody else to defend my first amendment rights.
>>58306676
>Why would it be used in the first place?
That's what I'm asking you.
>>58306732
I don't know, I'm not the one saying that it applies
>>58306670
I'll try to use small words from now on.
>>58306753
bellend
>>58306676
You're right. I'm not using it properly. Point stands, the phrase United Statist is dumb and people who use it are literally cancer.
>>58306789
>the phrase United Statist is dumb and people who use it are literally cancer
I agree, the guy using it earlier was a self hating faggot
>>58306765
The right end, yes.
>>58306813
tosser
>>58306830
poofter
>>58306889
seppo
>>58306913
abbo
>>58306497
>>58306590
Tūtira mai ngā iwi,
tātou tātou e
Tūtira mai ngā iwi,
tātou tātou e
Whai-a te marama-tanga,
me te aroha - e ngā iwi!
Ki-a ko tapa tahi,
Ki-a ko-tahi rā
Tātou tātou e
>>58306947
nigger
>>58306966
Haha you lose. We were using Aussie slang exclusively until you used literally the laziest insult in existence. Is this the extent of the Aussie bant machine? Pathetic.
>>58307010
nigger
>>58307025
nigger
>>58307040
spic
>>58306950
Kowhai Pohutakawa Tahi Toru Rua Wha?
TENA KOTO KATOA. KA KITE ANO!!!!!
>>58307053
chink
>>58307053
Cock-juggling thundercunt.
>>58307067
kike
>>58307118
semen gargling cockwhore
>>58307138
>kike
delet this
>>58307138
Taint-biting cumdumpster
>>58307149
Give me your jew gold and I will
>>58307149
You're what's wrong with America. Don't puss out, stand up and FIGHT DAMN YOU
>>58307225
Fuck you nigger, I do what I want
>>58307202
Never
>>58307192
choad munching jiggalo
>>58307202
Fine. -pulls small leather pouch from a string around my neck and tosses it-
>>58307239
barcode number 66642234
>>58307245
Cheers. You're still a kike though
>>58307241
>gigolo
Make sure you can spell your insults before you make yourself look underage. Oh wait...
>>58307276
You missed my South park ref. You just got a bag of fake gold dumbass.
>>58307276
I can't believe you fell for the fake gold
