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We're all fucked edition
>>58282348
Pretty scary
this one wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czU-EHpClQc
what's this talk about yellowstone volcanoes
https://youtu.be/W56BBtaWvFs
Thread theme
yellowstone will kill a bunch of califags and farmers and then itll be cold out (irish weather) for a bit. then the ash will make the soil more fertile and everytjong will go back to normal
>inb4 volcano internet defense force
popped in to say KENDRICK is the best in the game
>>58282177
I didn't say it wouldn't suck but we have enough to go around. You might be spending all your disposable income on food for a year or two but most Americans will be ok. Poor countries are the ones that will see mass starvation.
>>58282506
It's called the "Yellowstone caldera."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLo0E66O8A
>>58282529
>Irish weather
MUH HERITAGE taken to another level
omg that zit is massive...
holy fuck I gained 8 pounds
>>58282620
>but we have enough to go around
What are you basing this off of?
What other time in human history have we gone weeks or months without even being able to grow or create more food?
>>58282651
*walks slowly towards you*
>>58282622
Wow, you're going to die.
Kind of reminds me about how the Vancouver area is due for a major earthquake/ tsunami at some point. Sooner than later would be nice.
>tfw talking to a smart cutie with snark
>he's a fucking commie
What do I do lads?
>>58282746
ireland in the 1840s. people will die but life will go on.
>>58282785
Quit being a faggot
>>58282785
report him to US customs and have him deported
>>58282785
she's clearly not smart then desu
>>58282785
work with what you got
>>58282785
Fuck of communism out of her
>>58282815
Except in this instance the entire world would be unable to grow food except for hot houses and indoor animal farming (that don't feed their live stock hay)
>>58282848
he*
>neither are /clum/
>>58282831
Guys are too cute
>>58282848
>>58282869
Reading comprehension
>>58282838
Is that really an option?
>>58282849
I'm thinking about going this route desu lads
>>58282746
The govt has a lot of food stocked up, we'll live off rations. We'll buy from foreign governments while their citizens starve. We'll have huge indoor grow ops. It would be a huge movement away from normal conditions.
>>58282951
/clum/ isn't as good a joke.
Just pretend the L is there, but invisible.
>>58282769
It's going to be a North American catastrophe, not just American.
>>58282963
>We'll have huge indoor grow ops
You going to go outside and build them while your lungs get shredded by ash and you start breathing your own blood?
>>58282963
If the USA is too busy with their own people and you have a country with 1 billion starving people that want your country gone, what do you think will happen?
>>58282995
Are you bullying me?
>>58283047
Some people might have respiratory illnessesmin the long term.
>>58283068
gayboys are made to be bullied
>>58282951
People want to write cum because funny.
>>58283025
Shoveling ash or shoveling snow. I don't mind, I'll just buy a better respirator and some more filter replacements. I kind of need to in case we have another bad forest fire year. We had a few days where people with health problems were advised respirators because the smoke was everywhere.
This triggers Americans.
>>58283212
>Coors Light
Triggered already
>>58283212
>his milk comes in bags
>>58283048
A lot of chinks will die no doubt but their fascist govt has its advantages. They can get shit done. Trust the ccp. They have the will of heaven and they'll feed the people. If farmers revolt they can just turn the guns on them this time.
>>58283212
>Coors Light
>>58283282
No they'll break your island in half if they think you've got food in that case
Without the USA you'd be proper fucked
>walking around in yard after doing some springtime tidying up
>see an odd patch of feathers and fuzz on the law I just mowed
>reach down to brush it away
>it was concealing a hole that is full of baby rabbits
>jump back and shit pants as they all start moving around and making loud hiccup noises
Oh boy, I sure love suburban Springtime!
>>58283257
It's superior (to be honest).
>>58283345
Did you eat any of them?
>>58283401
>>58283401
>tfw western Canada
>no more bagged milk
I fucking hate these jugs and shitty cartons. They take up too much room and sometimes leak.
>>58283401
>M&Ms in the fridge
REEEEEEEEE
haha making progress! Normandy here i come!!!
>>58283193
I think most americans would die to starvation due to crops not growing.
>>58283469
He should put them in the freezer.
>>58283505
We'll just send them seal meat and mashed mosquitoes I guess.
>>58283505
4/5 Americans are obese and sedentary.
Hibernation is not a problem. Those of us who have been anticipating this are already on disability.
don't fully understand atheism
How does something come from nothing?
>>58283634
Tide goes in, tide goes out
>>58283670
damn....
>>58283406
They're tiny. Doubt there's much meat on these tykes.
>>58283740
Guess you'd have to raise them to get bigger for the meat and fur.
I wish I had property so I could raise some chickens and rabbits.
>>58282529
Depending on the winds, it may not even affect much of California.
>>58283787
Wish I could keep them too but at this size they probably still depend on their mother's milk, wherever the hell she is.
Your waifu told me I was bigger than you ;)
do you like our meme hats?
I'm so fucking aggravated
What's your favorite way to chill out /cum/?
>>58283558
>Canada thinking the ash would stop at the border
I'm sorry what? 90% of your country lives on the border right next to where the volcano would erupt.
You would probably be in even worse shape than most of the USA.
>>58283941
fite me irl
>>58283992
I prefer to put mine in the refrigerator.
>>58283944
kind of hard to see them in that picture
>>58283992
sit in my garden house and drink a cold beer, but its 10pm so thats a no
>>58283992
jerk off
Are any of you yanks here Texans? What's Texas like?
>>58284013
I want to go sledding but with ash. It will be like an apocalyptic winter wonderland.
>>58283944
Poland's honor guard is top-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqxLsqW40_8
>>58284080
>fall off sled
>die
could be fun in that way I guess, the ultimate adrenaline rush
>>58283992
drinking and video games, reading by the river
>>58284119
that's the entire Latvian military, btw
>>58284029
Thank you for the laugh, I needed that
>>58284054
We can do that in your summer house
>>58284138
you've never been sledding, have you?
just make sure the tree line at the bottom of the cliff isn't the kind that can impale you
>>58283634
It doesn't
The conservation of mass means that mass only changes from one to the other. No mass has ever been made or destroyed in the Universe.
>>58284165
t. memester
I'm using Tinder on a small island and it's easy as fuck to get matches.
>>58282348
>that latviANUS fag who talk about how awesome his country is....even tough it is an irrelevant shithole
>>58283740
>tfw the only thing I saw today were a few birds having sex and this guy
I wish I would find something interesting like bunnies
>>58284208
I live in New England of course I've been sledding, snowboarding and skiing.
I don't get what your point is, ash is very sharp and if you fall you would be breathing it in and it would cut up your insides
>>58284189
>We can do that in your summer house
i can show you that little cutie place tomorrow
I'll survive the eruption but I'll be pretty damaged and never want to talk about it to my wife's son
>>58284238
Mexico calling other countries shitholes
a bird had a nest in my front yard and both the babies got killed by a blue jay. on the bright side, my cat got a free baby bird meal.
how should I enact my revenge on the blue jay population in my neighborhood?
>/cum/
>a fucking methlab
>>58284238
>Mexico calling other countries irrelevant
The only relevance you have is illegal immigration and drug cartels
>>58284217
But why is that matter here in any form to begin with?
>>58284280
You have to dress right for winter activities and the same applies for apocalypse activities where you preform winter sports.
don't do winter sports naked my friend, unless it's the polar plunge
went to some super liberal hippie art gallery
it ended up being some hipsterish people in this studio in a shitty rundown part of town looking at this surprisingly neat art piece of this chair with glass hanging on it, a projector played a video through it and it made this cool disco ball effect with piece of art hanging on the walls so it created a cool reflections everywhere
>>58284238
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Drug_War
>>58284292
At least we are a relevant shithole
>>58284352
I think 99% of people would rather live in Latvia than Mexico.
>>58284352
no you're not
>>58284342
How would matter appear out of nothing?
>>58284281
Thank you, you're the best, Latvia
>>58284341
That's not true, Mexico is a developing superpower
>>58284310
pellet gun
honestly you should just shoot them at cats in trees, most bird populations are wrecked by loose house cats
>>58284344
>Canadians make sure they are wearing the most clothes possible before they go out sledding with the bros
fucking sissys
>>58284342
Why would whatever created the matter be here in the first place?
>>58284412
That's not what I said but whatever makes you feel better.
>>58284377
Where's my proofs?
>>58284387
It was created by some sort of transcendent force that exists outside of all matter
>>58284454
I assume it must be transcendent and therefore not abide by the laws of nature
Are you guys still talking about the volcano
>be Mexican
>you actually cant
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FRIENDOS
>go to take a much needed piss
>look down half way through the piss
>my piss is shooting in 8 different directions
>theres a puddle of piss right infront of the toilet
FUCKING MUSLIMS
>>58284310
>Disturb a birds nest I didn't know was there
>Baby birds are fledgling tier big but not developed enough to fly
>3 get their necks broken by my doggos
>1 I have to put down by smashing it with a shovel because the dogs mauled it
>Have a baby bird mass grave outside the fence now
>Ancestors are from Ireland
>Everyone thinks I am Turkish/Iranian/Greek
>>58284347
I went to one too but it was to see the /k/ Murder cube.
they had an entire area with political cartoons calling Canadians racist, it was mostly about mouthwash drinkers.
>>58284508
Yes
>>58284487
go ask 10 people on the street which is scarier: poverty
or
poverty AND the risk of decapitation
>>58284544
MUH HERITAGE
>>58284266
Snails are only good for one thing. That's leading you to these. Otherwise it's time to get the salt.
>>58284492
Shit man if you have the math to back that up you'd be famous, because currently mathematics is against that.
>>58283345
you ran over their mom with your lawn mower?
>>58284564
>poverty
HEY
we're not poor, we are average. We're only poor when compared to Mr.Oil Norway
>ancestors from Ethiopia
>people think I'm Hispanic or Indian
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>58284543
I hope I don't have to do that. I read about how a guys cat had some kittens, one went missing and he found it outside almost dead and ants were eating it alive.
So he also killed it with a shovel.
>>58284628
Finland = average
>ancestors from China
>people think I'm Canadian
>>58284092
I like you.
>>58284628
you certainly aren't rich
15,375.45 per capita isn't too impressive
>>58284594
N-no. I think I'd realize something like that. I guess the mother makes the nest out of loose grass and her own fur then hides the babies while she fucks off. Probably needs to eat like mad during the day to produce enough milk to feed so many of those monkey bastards.
>>58284551
the /k/ murder cube? what is that? jsut googled it, that looks crazy. where is it?
>>58284543
I found a hurt bird half a year ago and thought it would be better too shoot it, so it doesn't suffer. The poor guy was tougher than I thought and survived to shots in the head, so I rushed to get a showel too. That was brutal.
>>58284757
Thanks, I like Poland too. I'm visiting Krakow and Zakopane this summer...maybe Wroclaw and Warsaw as well.
Does anyone really like Prince? His music sounds so antique to me. I like older music but this is just very boring music to me.
>>58284811
*two not to
god this keyboard is dying.
>>58284588
What math explains how something can come from nothing?
>>58284092
>those fffffabulous hand movements
Wow. What freaks.
>>58284838
No desu but he is dead so expect everyone to love his music now even if they never appreciated it while he was alive.
>>58284838
This is the only song i like by him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CREAqA0SUs
>>58284838
I like a few songs
>>58284782
not poor either :c
>>58284869
No math today can explain getting something from nothing.
Current secular theory doesn't go a creationist route of matter but that rather the matter seems to have always been here albeit in constant change over time.
>be American
>go into coma
>wake up in 2050
>everybody looks like this
>>58282348
When the baltic countries were ""occupied"" by Russia, they were more relevant and useful
>>58285001
forgot to ask "what do"
i have failed
>>58284918
>people uploading his music online without penalty now
W E W. That dude kept every song off the internet, even spotify or streaming. He would be so triggered lmao
>>58284935
15k a year would be considered very poor in the united states
>>58284810
I don't know where it is now. It was in Calgary months ago at an art centre months ago, I actually found out it was in my city because of the Glorious Murder Cube wiki. I have no idea where it is now, probably somewhere else in Canada.You can go inside (there's a door with guns on it) and touch it.
I'm reading about guns now and want to get a PAL. It was a fulfilling pilgrimage.
The people who made it did it as an anti-gun thing. There's a wall with gun death victims but everyone at the centre ignored it and tried to identify what weapons were what, kek. /k/ marks it as a sort of death deity.
>>58285079
everything is cheaper here to compensate tho
>>58285062
ah that explains why it took me 10 mins to find that shit
HOW DO I FIX THIS
>>58285001
bottom left looks the closest to being fuckable
>>58285151
Why did you switch to the euro?
>>58285001
>2nd row, 4th column
JUST
>>58282348
Why are you posting your moms vagina on /int ?
>>58282529
What about acid rain?
>>58284812
>Kraków and Zakopane
I hope you won't be disappointed, those two places almost represent Poland.
>>58285164
Yeah he is one of the few artists I've seen who successfully kept literally everything sans a few live performances offline. Until now.
>>58285218
They had no other chance. You are forced to join the Eurozone, if meet certain criterias, as far as I know. Britain made sure to get some special treatmend so they wouln't have to join.
>>58285288
Basically everyone from Poland whom I have spoken with says Krakow is the best city so I am sure it will be great.
The mountains around Zakopane look awesome as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBNZ5NAhCiM
>>58284797
how many of them were in there?
>>58285218
guberment didnt give us a chance, just said we /euro/ now. Our fucking currency was worth more than the dollar and they threw it away
>>58284937
Seems extremely irrational to assert that nothing has a beginning
At a certain point something has to set in motion, and even if you view time as cyclical the cycle had to be created
And if time is now cyclical then it would explain why it appears that matter has always been here, but it doesn't explain how the cycle began
Living in a city is the absolute fucking worst.
>>58284119
Neat uniform.
>>58285542
what city and why
>>58285469
Morskie Oko is really beautiful by Zakopane, the whole area is really good for jogging.
>>58285542
It has positives
Tired of all these Prince tributes already
>>58282348
God should pop that zit already.
>>58285569
-any- city because the smell is shit compared to literally any other place, there is always some noise no matter where in the city you live and everything about it is so fucking disgusting. I don't know how people can live in cities and feel human.
Black lives matter
>>58284838
darling nikki was cool, but the foo fighters did it better honestly.
>>58285542
nah
>>58285676
not really
Even black people don't value black lives
They abort their children and shoot each other
>>58285658
>europeans literally hoping the underworld invades
see how far you've come
>>58285542
yep
>>58285614
Like?
>>58285459
>>58285479
That's too bad.
Poland and the Czech Republic don't fit those same criteria?
Needed a 95 on the last exam to get a B in this shitty class
got a 98 and am getting a B in a class I barely ever studied for
>>58285472
looks like 6 at least but I don't know how deep that hole is.
>>58285859
Haha wow that's funny! How old are you, bro?
>>58285859
>am getting a B in a class I barely ever studied for
Why didn't you study and try to get an A?
>>58285789
Not having to commute to work/school and not having to drive 30-40 minutes to get to shops are probably the best of the best in terms of city living. If you're rich enough to eat at restaurants there's that too
>>58285281
very hallucinogenic
>>58285859
haha good one
>>58285936
I have a problem. I just shitposst all day and am a worthless lazy sack of shit.
>>58285936
98 would be an A on most planets.
>>58285834
I don't know. I've heard that some countries are trying their best to don't fit in. I think Sweden was or is doing this.
>>58286004
I got C's on the other tests lmao.
>>58286004
Your reading comprehension is terrible.
>>58285998
This.
I'm so sick of this.
The flesh is weak and so is the soul.
>>58283193
volcanic ash is different, friendo
the microscopic particles literally turn to concrete when they come in contact with moisture
that means you're going to slowly petrify your lungs with every breath you take unless you have one hell of a respirator
>>58285499
>Seems extremely irrational to assert that nothing has a beginning
That's not what I'm saying
What I'm saying is that the Universe is a massive pile of legos that neither shrinks or expands in weight, but its conformation changes over time.Time is also not cyclical as you can only progress forwards through time. Patterns can erupt over time due to how forces interact but it is easier to assert that there always has been rather than not been due to the math. Sure there could have been mass generation just like there could be alternative universes but I can assure you that no math currently supports that. From an empirical standpoint there's not much point in worrying about it however unless you want to go into pure mathematics and some really crazy physics as its a difficult subject in comparison to Newtonian or even relativistic physics.
>>58285859
>>58285998
>>58286062
Never4get that college is not free.
>>58286131
>Hey guys I was pretending to be retarded
>>58286173
>not having a protective layer of tar lining your lungs
>>58286173
so pour milk on it
>>58286131
This is not irony.
>>58286199
I know it's not FAm. I legit think I have depression or some shit I am so unmotivated to do anything
>>58286212
That's right haha. You're just pretending haha.
>>58286324
Then go get a diagnoses so you can get drugs for it
>>58286199
The guy is like 16, bro.
>>58286364
is he still alive
>>58286184
I still see no way that matter could exist without something preceding it that did not abide by the same rules in order to create it, so I'll stick with deism
Should have bought AMD stock 6 months ago FUCK
>Trigger
>masters of Anime
PICK TWO
I am singing in the rain
I am happy again
>>58286469
Not too into kiznaiver at the moment, luluco is very good though
>>58286439
0 = -1 + 1
nothing = matter and antimatter
Matter came from nothing, together with antimatter.
Why are the sc*ts ir*sh such degenerates? They literally act like niggers yet they claim to be superior to them. No wonder most of the south is so shit.
>>58286506
>>58286454
Out.
>>58282507
brits should have this every day for being arogant fucks they are
>>58286439
Faith isn't supposed to be logical anyway.
So was prince gay?
>>58286519
Nova best girl
>>58286454
Out
>>58286454
why can't these butthurt jews take a joke? esp. one that ended 70 years ago
>>58286634
We banned them from entering the country this year at the 16th. Some German far left politicians as well.
>>58286601
A Michael Jackson who couldn't
>>58286519
Kiznaiver has potential imo
Luluco seems to be the usual zany trash trigger likes to make.
The character designs are superb desu
>>58286780
>trash
>>58286704
>Germans are so cucked and brainwashed, they go to other countries to whine to their former allies about their own history
>>58286704
There was a thing in the news about failed nazi spies in Canada. One after being dropped out just lived off the money he was given for a while then turned himself in once he ran out of money.
In the US some nazi spies were given explosive and told to do acts of terrorism but chose not to, and one turned himself in because he didn't want to kill people. I also remember reading that a Canadian soldier waved to some nazi soldiers who were getting water from the river on a Christmas day cease fire and they waved back. Nazi soldiers get an overly bad reputation tbqh.
>>58286780
Yeah still too early probably, I haven't seen episode 2 yet
>>58286454
Jesus Christ
That's like saying we shouldn't venerate Confederate Soldiers in the USA who were still Americans that died in a war. Its more about nationalism than politics really.
>>58286965
Confederate soldiers were a bunch of losers. Fuck them.
>>58282348
Hahahaha his post got deleted, the latviANUS is pathetic
>>58286965
We shouldn't. They can have a little memorial but they were traitors.
>>58287024
Yeah, that was pretty pathetic desu, lel.
Maybe he is this same Latvian guy from Interpals who turned out to be a 14 year old kid...pic related.
I'm straight as fuck but messed around with a guy last nignt. He said we could do more if I go over tonight but dunno desu thats kinda fuckin gay
>>58287015
>>58287057
They should still get some respect as American soldiers though, that is my point.
>>58287117
I think you're probably a faggot, bro.
>>58287132
>They should still get some respect as American soldiers though
No, they should not.
>>58287117
Do it
>>58287117
are you gay man? maybe you are. or maybe youre so lonely and desperate for physical contact you wanted some of that mushroom tip
>>58287057
>>58287015
>fighting to save their country from being BLACKED
They deserve the highest of high honor.
>>58287174
I'm not from the south nor do I support the confederacy but they're American soldiers who died and we brought them back into the Union. There's no bad blood at this point.
>>58287199
They are the fuckers who brought the niggers here in the first place, you pathetic moron.
The North banned slavery and it was only the South who wanted slaves and FOUGHT for the right to keep them.
>>58287310
not enough meat
>>58287266
The confederate soldier was a poor white farmboy who was told to fight
The real issue were the upper class slaveowners who essentially ruled the south. Blaming those farmboys is pathetic as they were only young men being told what to do.
>>58287117
thats pretty gay, m80
>>58287310
das it
>>58287182
There is a point of no return that I'm not sure I'd like to go beyond
>>58287465
nice
>>58287465
>>58287334
I don't really care at all desu. Fuck the Confederacy and anyone who thinks it deserves respect.
>>58287563
where do you get this type of food
>>58287516
Fuck the confederacy indeed but its poor behavior to piss on the graves of wayward Americans who didn't have any say in things.
>>58287516
The confederacy dindu nuffin, they were the good guys
>>58287581
At a BBQ restaurant.
>coastfags
>>58287511
>tfw Nobody on the west coast can replicate southern style coleslaw
JDIMSA
/Midwest/ meet up is top tier desu
>>58287581
Bbq is kind of expensive desu. Prob 20 bucks to fill you up.
>>58287587
>Be me
>Don't want to fight in the Civil War
>Go out West
>>58287727
that's like nothing in the UK
>>58287771
Make your own BBQ :).
>>58287727
>Bbq is kind of expensive desu. Prob 20 bucks to fill you up.
I feel for you nonamericans
20 dollars of pulled pork is enough for 3-4 meals here in the states.
>>58287451
hahahaha damn that pepe makes me laugh
>be mexican
>accidentally misplace your head
>>58287839
I never have been full having bbq anywhere. It's expensive because it's just slow cooked meat. Maybe if I chugged a pop beforehand the bread would get heavy in my stomach but I don't eat like that.
>>58288050
The little frog xD
>>58288050
Was this you?
>>58287087
>>58288053
A plate like this is maybe $8-10 in Texas, not sure about other places.
>>58288053
>It's expensive because it's just slow cooked meat
Legit BBQ places offset that by cooking massive amounts at a time.
>>58288157
Nope never seen a latvian with that trip either
>>58288177
I'd say that's about 15$ or more up north but we don't have that many legit bbq places. Not looking me down south anyway.
>>58288242
Did you ever use Interpals?
>>58288053
Most places nearby me which do BBQ make it by the tens of pounds and use cheap cuts of meat which is typical for BBQ
>>58288296
Whats interpals?
went on successful first date with qt girl to local pizza place
where do people generally go on second dates assuming the first went well
>>58288521
Movie
My friend's shop Farid's Grill made these
Hello
>>58288599
Looks yummy
>>58288177
Man that looks delicious
I wish I was a woman /cum/. sometimes i feel like I am one
>tfw no GreatestAlly™ gf
Getting some beer for a BBQ, deciding between Rolling Rock, Foster's, or Molson Dry.
Opinions?
>>58289170
Buy latvian beer
Do people unironically believe in evolution? Like you think we were fish and we turned into dinosuars and turned into people?
>>58289023
>tfw no latvian gf that gets off by ones all day
>>58289170
fosters is the worst fucking beer australia should burn for polluting the world with it
>>58289250
My grandfather was a dinosaur, you asshole
>>58289296
never had it desu, just associate the beer with having a bbq
>>58289250
We were not those things at all, we just share a common ancestor as vertebrates.
>>58289403
So 8 gazillion years ago we were fungus?
>>58282348
Oh yellowstone volcano
wash them with the fire
purge amerilards from us
from this beautiful world
>>58289023
But even Americans don't like American girls
>>58289250
haha yeah never seen a cucumber turn into an elephant amirite
>>58289403
what happens at mass extinctions?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GgadAbhMY7
Obama flew over me another 100 times today
Think he's staying somewhere nearby
>>58290301
>putting the president in an aircraft that has a horrifically bad safety record
>>58290249
Nice one bro! Hilarious
>>58289950
You'll find out when OP happens.
>>58290301
You know what to do
>>58290498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HIVjXryxGT
New thread?
>>58290719
5 more posts and we're good to go.
>>58290717
Is that anime music in the background
Rather drunk friendos, havent reached normandy yet
>>58290717
Have another
>>58290717
*replies to you*
>>58290918
New
