authentic Mexican food edition
first for the empire
looks very mexican
The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake...
PD. today is lenin's birthday
>i'll never know what boipucci tastes like
Feels bad
haha im still here
>>58291023
Jeez how late is it for you?
>>58290918
This would have been neater if it was layered like a lasagna
When somebody tells me KENDRICK ain't the best in the game
>>58291050
10 to 11.
He's drunk.
Sounds like a good night for him.
>>58291023
Are you employed by the Latvian board of tourism to try and get Americans to visit or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_SmBcemUQA
>>58291050
1am
im here for all of you bbys
>>58291023
when Latvia was part of russia, it was more relevant and useful
>canada's not posting here anymore
I fucking hate you latvia
>got part-time job 4 months ago
>have made $1300 YTD
>saved $500 of that money
How'd I do boys
>>58291023
What's up, bud?
>>58291115
/lum/ prevails.
>>58291067
No it wouldn't have
>>58291115
Good
Just got finished with the /midwest/ meet up, it was a success unlike /brit/
>>58291136
Pretty good
>>58291159
pics or it didn't happen
>>58291085
>you wouldnt visit this
And no im running away from balt autism
>>58291159
Thanks for the update, so glad we got to read your blog
fuck the empire. long live the republic
>>58291115
Hello friend. I'm working and probably the other Canuck as well. Hope everything is well /cum/. Fuck latvia
>>58291218
lmao democracy is SHIT
>>58290918
What the fuck is this abomination ?
>>58291209
but I would
maybe next time I take my yearly vacation to Poland I'll take a train up.
>>58290918
why the fuck do wooden spoons even exist?
>>58291257
it is from a shitty tv show called SNL or something
>>58291227
It's ok I'm here too
>>58291250
go to cuba
>>58291209
Oh wow, it's a fucking bridge ! Call the news !
>mfw Latvia is more accepted in /cum/ than Canada
>>58291139
Liquor and eu4 buddy
>>58291289
are you the chicANUS venezolANUS?
who /shit their pants/ here?
>>58291303
i wish i could visit best korea and fuck a non plastic girl there
>having over 1% humidity
What's it like outside of Colorado?
>>58291317
Canada was included because you were the nicest to us, but after the discovery of our great Baltic allies you will be discarded.
Mexico is here for token equality.
>>58291277
Some of us use these things called stoves.
>>58291317
Latvia does not bombard us with annoying faggots constantly.
>>58291315
>faint allahu akbar in the distance
Daily reminder Latvia is irrelevant and can't handle the bantz. Weak and low energy.
Reminder that male sweat relaxes women and causes a surge in luteinizing hormone which is associated with ovulation
>>58291453
Yes but so are you
>>58291430
again, why a wooden spoon?
>>58291494
stop posting you're autistic MS paint drawings, billy
>>58291494
Who would you want in a war?
>>58291453
said Canadia, with beads of sweat dripping from his brow.
>Chipotle burrito and Tostistos Lime Corn Chips
>Handle of Vodka
>Shitposting and Youtube browsing
What's on your menu tonight?
>>58291510
Metal spoons conduct heat much more efficiently than wood when you leave them in/on a hot pot.
italiano
>>58290918
delet this webm RIGHT NOW
>>58291555
What about the sweat on your third chin, senpai?
>>58291568
chicken parm
>>58290971
Delet
>>58291532
make me
>>58291552
Latvia, Canada's military is composed of American draft-dodgers
>>58291317
Every time a euro posts in /cum/ consistently the Americans cream their pants. Latvia is their flavor of the month now. They're really desperate for European attention, in case you haven't noticed from your time on this board. I don't mind Latvia, he seems cool enough, but the way the Americans act when some random Euro hangs out here is kinda cringey.
>be canada and mexico
>they are so boring and irrelevant that no one cares about them
>FUCKING LATVIAS FAULT
Nice
>>58291639
>>58291480
so would it be wise to pick up chicks at the gym then famalam ?
>>58291568
chicken fried steak
>>58291639
fuck off, Iceland needs to come back to put you in your place
>>58291647
viva vija
>>58291568
I'm going to take time to myself
Be comfy
Watch a movie or two
Shitpost
Clean
>>58291647
latvian SSR >>>> today's Latvia
>>58291575
>plastic singles
Clean your fucking stove
>>58291687
can't handle the truth, huh?
>>58291609
He typed quickly, his pudgy fingers covered in butter and poo.
We wait...
>>58291639
I hate Canadians so much
>>58291573
why would you leave it in the pot?
also wooden spoons are disgusting
>>58291568
Polish beer, cheap Italian wine, and whatever shows up in my YouTube recommendations. If that fails a nice game of Vicky 2.
>>58291568
Work
>tfw taking the night shift for a bit more money
Am I a good goy yet?
>>58291023
If you really think about it, American culture is just ghetto culture
kek pathetic
>>58291764
Did I strike a nerve?
>>58291568
Burritos tb honest
>>58291647
*farts at you*
>>58291794
We learned from the best famiglia
>>58291823
Rude
>>58291772
If you do not have a spoon tray and do not want a myriad of sauces on your counter top you can rest the spoon in the pot.
While boiling water/noodles leaving a wooden spoon laying across the center of the pot prevents boiling over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KcujlANZrQ
EUROS OUT
>>58291794
There's like a dozen "American cultures" Texans live differently than Minnesotans and Minnesotans live differently than people from the PNW and so on... I don't even understand what you're trying to say senpai.
>>58291697
Sounds like a good plan!
>>58291714
>>58291798
This is why we would rather hang out with the tourists than you. What a smug lil gayboy
>>58291798
Every time a Canadian posts it strikes a nerve.
Heal the world.
Make it a better place.
For you and for me and for the entire race.
There are people dying.
If you care enough for the living, make a better place for you and for me.
>>58291933
you seem upset ;^)
>>58291887
Foreigners are retards that watch the garbage that the ghetto media pours on them and assume all of america is what they see on their television.
Which is good because it prevents a good amount of them from having any reason to travel here.
now we just need to shoot more australian baseball players.
Haha
>>58291993
Fuck off bong
>>58291900
Thanks, I'm mostly excited to be alone 2bh
>American democracy
>you need to register with the party you want to vote for
xD
>>58292062
>nigger isn't okay
>bong is
Someone explain this logic.
You have no idea how much that word hurts me on the inside.
>>58291862
>While boiling water/noodles leaving a wooden spoon laying across the center of the pot prevents boiling over.
you should be using a lid when you do this to be more efficient
What do you guys think of the burning man event? am i the only one who think people who go to them are fucking weird?
>>58292130
it's for pozzers and edgelords and tumblr hippies/FREE LOVE
>>58292130
? Elaborate pls
>>58292130
They used to be weird but now its full of normies
why are niggas so black?
>>58292104
Or just register independent. How is it done over in Europe?
>>58291333
And some impressive trips as well
>>58292030
>top 10 anime geniuses
>>58291887
I was just trying to say that you are all stupid fat cultureless sacks of shit, that's it.
>>5858292116
Nigger is okay, though.
>>58292193
you just vote lol
>>58290918
>that webbum
>>58292130
probably not bad if you want to go get really fucked up and score some skanky tumblr tier rave girl pussy.
>>58292160
Its a festival in the middle of the desert
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Man
>>58292193
In Europe we don't get votes and the EU decide who rules over 500 million themselves and the only people who call it democracy are the Germans even though the German public doesn't get a vote either.
People literally defend the EU.
>>58292193
Not always no. For closed primaries you can only vote for the party you are registered for. Many states do this. Trump's kids couldn't vote for him because they are registered dems.
>normalfag roommate comes back
>internet suddenly goes back from 3rd world to 4th world
It's probably a sign of more to come on a Friday night ;_;
Netflix was a mistake.
>>58292216
Okay. Why are you here tho? Surely you could be spending your time doing literally anything else.
>>58292253
>still mad obama called you cucks of the EU
hahaha
proud "empire" and "kingdom"
>>58292193
literally the same in the UK, you have to be a party member to vote on who the party leader is (basically a primary)
ignore Kraut shitposting
>>58292104
>>58292193
You only need to register for primaries and closed primary states don't allow independents or other parties to vote in their primaries.
>German democracy
>get invaded by shitskins and let them rape you until germany is mali2.0
>>58292160
Its DUDE DRUGS LMAO the festival along with a lot of sex
Essentially /pol/'s nightmare but without the tumblr aspect.
Who invited Muhammad?
>>58292317
>closed primary states don't allow independents or other parties to vote in their primaries.
>>58292313
At least 100% of under 5s in my country aren't Syrian
>go to interview
>sweat like a maniac
Why did no one warn me
>>58292337
>>58292396
>>58292374
>>58292314
>>58292313
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>58292375
Syrian, Pakistani, where's the difference
>>58292290
>>58292334
I just wanted easy (You)'s
>>58292374
>private organizations on a state by state basis do or do not allow people from other private organizations to choose their private organization representation to run for political office
Better to just elect commies and get ovverun by third world minimum IQ rape machines amiright?
Anybody else got blood in their mocos?
>>58292396
>Say Muhammad to nooone im particular
>Britsharia responds
>>58292423
Germany belongs to all of them.
>>58292333
>>58292249
Ah typical youth muh drugs stuff
ACS exam comin up lads. Gonna fail it
>Foreigners on /cum/ soil
Shore up those flanks boys we're in for some shitposting tonight
>>58292508
>nooone
>be german
>accidentally misplace your whole country
>three times
>>58291209
My grandma was born there and left after the Soviets took her home and killed half her family
>>58292575
haha I really like that IMPACT image macro, bro. I save similar ones from imgur and 9gag often.
>>58292602
My condolences
>buy a console from nippon
>they dont think to include the video/power cables so I can make sure the fucking thing works
2 BOMBS REALLY WASNT ENOUGH
Do you think moot is proud of us. What we've done to his website?
>>58292497
Yeah. I haven't hit my nose or anything, but I see a small amount when i blow my nose
>>58292585
how?
>>58292675
*weren't
>>58292575
That's a small hand
How high are suicide rates in Canada? Imo they should be higher.
What YouTube channels do you guys have a guilty pleasure of watching? I like Game Theory desu
>>58292395
Because that's the experience of the real world, bud. We can't hold your hand all the time.
>>58292675
>didn't double check the shipping + tax
>didn't read what was included
only yourself to blame
lol
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/04/10/judge-slams-victims-for-tots-black-men-fear/25604929/
>>58292661
It's fine because she ended up moving to the US
>>58292688
Versallies
split by allies
Taken over by syrians
>>58292742
speaking of which I just saw on the news that US suicide rate is at a 30 year high
>>58292752
they never said what the tax was until after I bought it, or anything about the cables
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>>58292749
Game Grumps
Markiplier (I've been watching him since 2012ish and I really only watch the horror game stuff he does)
Sargon but he's recently been getting insufferable lately
>>58292799
Make America happy again
:^(
>>58292790
how were we misplaced by any of those events
https://www.instagram.com/marie_madore/
how are american girls this hot
>>58292602
>>58292767
This faggot again LOL
>>58292749
Not from youtube
But sometimes i read those comics in collegehumor
Daily reminder to support our film industry
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-DMbp2dZPKs
>>58292859
>Cambodian|Viet|Chinese
Parents are in Montreal this weekend
What should they get me
>>58292866
fixed
>>58291575
I literally retched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKTyIlYxVE
You think she ever contemplated suicide?
>>58292799
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36116166
>>58292859
Because we have every kind of qt imaginable tb h
>>58292764
>meanwhile germany invaded by 2 million niggers raping their children as the government arrests the citizenry for being racist if they resist.
We can shoot them here hans
>>58293003
i like that meme
>>58291575
Why do poor people eat out of these plastic containers?
>>58292911
>Dallas gal in Hawaii
She's just listing her hurritage
>>58292965
Tater tot casserole is fine if you don't use the most garbage of ingredients
I had one with cubed ham, onions, peppers, egg and some pepper jack cheese once
>>58292988
>black suicide rates down
>whiteys up
Looks like nature downing it's course
>>58292989
>i belong to the part of my family that didn't emigrate in the early 1900s
reeeeeeee
>>58292965
How does a person even become this obese? Like holy fuck. You'd have to do literally nothing but eat, all day every day, for years and years.
>>58292829
yea no shit they didn't say anything about the cables, it doesn't come with any
>>58293034
I eat out of them too when all my other dishes are dirty
it's just something to hold your food literally who gives a fuck
>>58292914
Aside from trinkets I don't know. Some pastries?
>>58293135
East germany detected
>>58293097
Big bones
Why is Tila Tequila so based?
https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/722871980781744128
>>58293097
>You'd have to do literally nothing but eat, all day every day, for years and years.
Snaking and large calorie intensive meals with no exercise. It's not that hard, you'd just sit and eat unhealthy food.
Obese people actually mess up their stomach and stretch it by eating too much so they can actually eat more than normal people. Some are basically afraid of the feeling of hunger too.
think I'm in love with this girl tb h
>>58293097
Did you see what she made? That's gotta be as dense as cheesecake in terms of calories and she's gonna have more than one piece.
>American English
>Canadian English
>Mexican Spanish
>>58293222
She's fucking insane. Also check'd
>>58293286
>British American
Why didn't anybody ever tell me Louis CK is actually funny and doesn't actually talk about little white dicks and interracial breeding grounds all the time?
>>58293242
she was pretty popular in /b/, and everybody thought she was a tranny
>>58293286
>load up youtube
>would you like American English, British English, or Quebec French?
some sites give us UK English by default, but most stick us with simplified English
How can I best go about creating a gesamtkunstwerk?
>>58292890
I'd like to watch more foreign movies but I don't even know where to buy them with subtitles. Plus the shipping costs are often monstrous. I wish I could just buy and download some good films.
>>58293359
He's fucking hilarious. /tv/ and /pol/ memes usually don't extend to real life
>>58293373
really? Huh. I just found her IG today and she's top qt. Ideal gf
>>58292890
1st World War?
>>58293359
>actually funny
you have shit humor
>>58293479
>/tv/ and /pol/ memes usually don't extend to real life
>>58293359
>Louis CK is actually funny
remember that hilarious episode of louis where he wears make up and gets pegged
>mfw not having time to deal with poor people
>>58293359
I can't think of a single stand up comedian who's funny to be honest.
>>58293551
okay, I'm sorry Hans.
>>58290918
Anyone her has been as far as decided to even try, mixing doritos and mountain dew into a soft mixture and then eat it.
>>58293581
Not going to lie, I was watching the news and as soon as I saw the 4U flight number I went straight to /tv/. Fuck this website.
>>58293581
>plane 4U crashes near Bains with no survivors
is this just real life or is this just fantasy
>>58293739
you weren't here for that?
>>58293625
What about Frankie Boyle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvOQxeQKrdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUIqR0IzJCY
Good song and topical
>>58293788
>look at him now - an alcoholic racist
HAHAHAHHA
>>58293786
Nope, I must have missed that one.
Meetup was top notch buds
Took a break driving home and found a /cum/fy trail to hike
Today was gr8
post bank accounts
>>58293846
Have this one too
I was going to start keeping a journal tonight but I have nothing to write in and I don't want to type it
I will have to wait for tomorrow, at which point I shall secure a journal
What's wrong with trans people using the bathroom they want?
>>58293863
JUST
>>58293891
I don't want my little sister alone in a bathroom with a man in drag.
>>58293925
why is it in dollars senpai
>>58293879
they you for helping me keep updated on UUUU memes I missed, kind friend
>>58293889
I have a journal where I write not about what actually happened. But what I wish happened. My life is denial
>>58293925
Living on the edge.
that was a great meet up, right guys?
>>58293990
there's a reason why I'm not in /brit/ and it's not (just) because it's cancer.
>>58293960
I see that happening, if that was legal. The basis of the laws is that basically we are goint to find a way to take advantage of any situation.
>To the hell with common sense, the feels are the most important.
>>58293960
Why? Do you hate trans people or think they're dangerous?
>>58294024
HAHA yeah it was great!
Everybody, we had a meetup!
>>58293925
What sorts of things would you be willing to do for money, anon?
>>58294067
What's stopping some pervert from claiming to be "trans", going in and molesting my sister? I'm sorry but if trans people prioritize their feelings over the safety of children they can fuck right off.
>Yurop
>>58294003
I want to write my reflections on life and what is happening
I honestly wish I was a writer, but I'm not and I believe this will be a good outlet
>>58293863
checkings and tax free account
not great for years of savings tbqh
>>58293925
I know people with negative money in their account. Could be worse...?
>>58294115
>>58291510
hello amigo friend i am late to party but i want you to know that you shouldnt use metalware on pots and pans with non-stick coatings, that's why you use wooden spoons.
>>58294067
Obviously not him, but some people might use it as an excuse to enter to other bathroms, for reasons.
>>58294160
What's stopping them from dressing as a woman and doing that right now in first place?
>>58294193
I actually just got groceries and get more money on Thursday, I'm just memeing. Not that I'm not a poor sack of shit though.
>>58294240
I'm just trying to help you.
>>58293525
Yeah about our lads the Latvian riflemen
>>58294193
>I know people with negative money in their account. Could be worse...?
Oh, don't remind me, bud.
>>58294269
Well for one, it's illegal and women would have the right to kick him out and call the police. Are you seriously this fucking stupid?
What felony ball teams are popular in Mexico?
>>58294160
Nothing, there's already been a few cases of men claiming to be women so they can go in the womens room and hide cameras or try to sneak photos. The media either doesn't report on them or the issue stays private when the pervert is reported to police.
>>58294269
But in some places are ocurrences of that happening, and the offender being punished. With that will be an act of discrimination and the pervert will trated as some kind of hero.
Haha getting real sleepy lads
>>58294341
How does that happen anyways? Debt?
The person I know puts things on credit and can't figure out budgeting.
I'm gonna have a girl over from May 4th-8th.
I paid for her return ticket (~125USD) and will take her on a weekend trip to Cologne (>le rape memes) which ran me about another 180USD but for the both of us including hotel.
You might think I'm a cuck now but think about it, it's around 300USD for four days of sex with girlfriend experience and actual feelings. Cheaper than one night with an escort.
>>58294342
they could do the same to any pervet pretending to be trans. Why on earth would they not
>>58294312
Fair enough. Mine fluctuates by about 1.5k depending on a months bills and pay days.
>>58294430
How did you score that lad? i want to play pretend so bad too.
>>58294430
I guess good for you. The thing i'll say don't get too attached, that will be a lot more expensive.
>>58294473
interpals lol
>>58294488
I've visited her twice before...still cheaper than a hooker desu
But she's going to return home to Taiwan in two months so I guess May will be the last time I see her.
>>58294461
>any pervet pretending to be trans
they're all pretending, that's the literal point
it's either mental illness or a sexual thing
>>58294408
The same thing happened to me, along with student loans and car payments.
>>58294351
I hear spics like the cowboys, and the steelers for some reason
