>there are people born after 2000 that are reading your posts RIGHT NOW
>there are people born after 9/11 that have already had more sex than you have
>>58271056
but I did more masturbation then they did.
Am I supposed to be upset?
>>58271056
>that have already had more sex than you have
>had more sex
>more
>>58271354
Hell yeah.
>there are people reading your posts
Can my penis still grow it's 9cm erect and I just found out I have hormone imbalance I'm 18 do you think they can give me something?
>>58271545
Reporting in
>people are born
>>58271564
No. Enjoy your 9 cm lollypop.
Just get over it, theres nothing you can do about it. Most of us were underages as one point.
t. 1995
>>58271056
Only 7 years to get unlimited powers :^)
>>58271354
More than most normies did in a lifetime actually.
>>58271564
At this point you should just take female hormones.
>>58271798
Thats a big clit
>>58271836
for you :^)
>>58271354
first post best post, my friend japan
>>58271741
> t. 1995
Holy shit, people born from 95 onwards can speak? I didn't know you learned yet how to walk.
t. 1994
>>58271798
i don't want to be a girl though :( why me life isn't fair
>>58271997
It's not about wanting it. Just do it. Do it for me.
>>58271943
>t. 1994
People born '94 are actually adults now?!
t. 1992
>>58272110
Dude, people born in '98 are adults now, I'm scared.
t. 1993
>>58271483
1 > 0, Pääkkönen
>>58272076
will you take care of me if I do it I'll raise the kids and learn to cook you just have to go to work I'll do that rest
>>58272110
I want off this ride
t. 91
>people born just yesterday will someday be filling up your online chatrooms
What's going to happen to us? Will we still be here when we are 60?
>>58272251
Hmm sounds tempting, but you'll just take half my shit and divorce.
>>58271056
>in two years people born in 2000 will be able to legally post here
>>58271056
>>58271354
I've always wondered why people keep boasting how much sex they've had. Why not boast how huge wanker you are?
>Still a virgin
It gets better r-r-right.
>>58272604
Because it takes tact to have sex with another person. Anyone can charm the one eyed snake 8 times a day without (significant) effort
>>58272414
If you come home and call me beautiful everyday I would never divorce you also I'm a trap so who else is going to want me.
>>58272656
It doesn't get any better, you just get more bitter about it.
>>58272656
What year were you born?
>>58271354
Damn straight. I've jacked off an average of 3 times a day, every day, since 14. 23 now.
I've jacked off more times than 5 normies combined.
>>58272890
>3 times a day
Like how? Do you have an ED yet?
>>58272952
No, but my fetishes have been growing darker and stranger gradually, and I can only get off from Death-gripping.
>>58272997
Yeah, I probably do it like 0,75 times per day (and I'm trying to lower that to at least 0,33 times per day) and I already got really fucking dark fetishes, i even got off to gay stuff a couple times.
>>58272732
No it doesn't. You just need a money or a tinder account., but try fapping 8 times a day. That takes some effort
>>58273111
>8times
Most times I've been able to jack off in a day was 6 times, and my dick was too sore to touch the next day - even in my pants it hurt.
>>58273235
3 or 4 at max for me and my dick swells in a scary way, I don't know if I ever did 5.
>>58272890
My average is twice a day on horny weeks, and 2-4 times a week when I make the effort to not do it, but my average overall is probably once a day.
I've been doing it since I was 12 at least, maybe earlier, I have the darkest fetishes by now, but being 12 I already would rub my dick against naked dolls I would steal from my sister and actually come like that, I was so young that my "cum" was actually still some transparent stuff.
Is this why I never got a gf? :(
The worst part is that I'm not some ugly fat ass or a nerdo with acne (I got some acne recently in my 20's), but I always was an average looking guy and I'm so awkward that I actually blew the chance to get a girl a couple of times, just being awkward.
>>58275007
samefag here, I'm 23, forgot to mention.
