Tell us about your first world problems, we're all here to back you up
I'm surrounded by Bern Victims
>>58267327
but vegetarians do only eat vegetables
>>58267419
I'm quite sure that some of them also eat eggs and milk products but thats about it.
Still, she didn't want to get 'labeled' :^)
>>58267401
Is this a new meme?
>I'm a student so I must be in debt
Is she literally complaining that she has money?
fucking what
>>58267327
I have 99 problems but first worls problems aint one.
>>58267327
>I'm young so I must be naive
Lmao
>>58267555
No it's hell.
>>58267327
kill me now
>>58267327
My favourite is in the lower right corner:
"I use drugs so I must be an addict."
Yeah, that is the definition.
>>58267951
t. alcoholic
>I'm a vegetarian so I must only eat vegetables
Well, yeah
> I'm in love with a married man so i must be a home wrecking whore
> I'm a teenage mom so i must be an irresponsible slut
>>58267327
The car boy and hair dye girl made me rage 10/10.
>>58267327
That image is going to give me a brain aneurysm
>>58268472
> I'm Austrian so must handle the bants well
>>58267419
Do they not have fruit in Australia?
i only have three cars at the moment and there is so much more to buy
>>58267401
almost as bad as knowing trump supporters
>>58267327
I don't think she is joking
I have a car but I use it maybe once or twice a month maximum
It makes me really self-conscious for some reason.
I want to spend some money but I don't know what to buy ;_;
>>58267327
>I'm a teenage mum so I must be an irresponsible slut
well yeah, pretty much
most of these are
>I'm an X so I must be <insert definition of X here>
>>58267714
>slovakia
>first world
lul kek
>>58267327
>I fell in love with a married man so I must be a home wrecking whore
Yes, that's what you are by definition
I'm a NEET so I must be an useless shit.
>>58267327
I am good loking, funny and social so I must to fuck a lot.
WELL NO, FUCKING SHIT! I DON'T HAVE IDEA HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN
>>58268784
>Bosnia
>country
Double lmao
>>58267327
i'm a student living at home and i used up my allowance this month already but I've got a package with model kits coming tomorrow that i need to pay €20 in customs fees for on delivery in cash, but daddy won't give me any money until the end of the month and i've got absolutely nothing left. so i'll probably have to tell the guy when he comes i've got no cash on me and i'll pick it up at the post office during the week if they let me
>>58268805
are you?
>>58267327
yes, you are, bitch.
Get your own man and leave my family in peace
>>58268748
She might be an irresponsible idiot.
>>58268880
uh...
>>58268889
this
fucking whore, reminds me of second wife of my dad
YES, YOU RUINED MY FAMILY BITCH
>>58267327
>I wear designer clothes
>so I must be rich
>I'm a literal child
>So I must be naive
>I'm ginger
>so I have no soul
>I'm German
>so I must be a nazi
>I'm a vegetarian
>so I must only eat vegetables
But these are all true
>>58268673
It's not a complaint: she's just stating the truth.
>>58267327
>I'm a teenage mum
>mum
>So I must be an irresponsible slut
>that tan
is this what you bongs call a chav?
>>58267327
>Tell us about your first world problems, we're all here to back you up
My Ping sometimes is over 100. And in this part of the city i can't get more optic fiber.
>>58269189
chav is for guys I guess
she's a slag
>>58269258
thanks
>>58267327
that dude is obviously trying to play the pussy :D:
>check out my kanye west t-shirt
There's so many high quality places and restraunts here to go to and I can't decide.
4G signal is kinda weak in my bathroom so have to go to designated street.
>>58269064
Poor people always wear expensive brands of clothes. Idk why but my cousins mam will buy him a pair of Nike shoes every month or so and they live on benefits
>>58269221
fuck
>>58269064
Vegetarians can eat eggs and milk and fruit etc
>>58269064
>I'm a vegetarian
>so I must only eat vegetables
>But these are all true
You're thinking about vegans
>>58267327
I'm nearly out of weed
>tfw no gf
>>58270334
DUDE
>>58270408
WEED
>>58270724
LMAO
>First world says insane asylums are mean and gets rid of them
>Schizophrenic brother
>Assaults family, steals excess of $20k over the course of 5 years
>Gov't refuses to prosecute him b/c insane and only attacked family members
>Gov't refuses to institutionalize him b/c that's mean to crazy people
>Finally get him into a private institution
>They send him back in 3 weeks, he's too bad for them to handle, recommend full high level institutionalization
>Social services shrugs
>Steals from people at a gym
>Gov't puts him on house arrest so that my parents have to be his warden
The insane are loved and taken care of in our country because we're a first world country =DDD
>>58267327
>3 guys
>26 girls
It should be "I'm a girl so I must be way too sensitive about labels"
>>58267419
my diet consist of pasta rice and bread
t.unhealthy vegetarian
>>58267327
>I wear designer clothes so I must be rich
Either that or very financially irresponsible
>>58267327
>german slut
>first world
haha what
>>58267951
I do MDMA like one every three months or so. I'd hardly consider myself an addict. However I've quit smoking like 4 times for 3-6 months spans and picked it back up. I feel like that's true addiction
>>58268843
Thank you for pointing this out.
I feel like we should take pride that we've advanced so far a a society that this is what we have to worry about. Why don't all of us first worlders give ourselves a round of applause.
Fuck everyone in this thread
>>58272750
What's wrong Malaysia?
>>58267419
>Fruit, nuts, legume seeds, cereal grains, extracted products, eggs, dairy, derivated products...
>>58272750
Rude desu
>>58272878
high import duty and local taxes on all foreign cars
>>58267327
>a steryotype exists about my type of person so I must be self-righteously indignant about it instead of brushing it off because it isn't true
grasping for straws harder than Jonah, the image
>>58268748
>she's wearing a fake tan
>>58271065
jesus christ dude
>>58267327
>I fell in love with a married man so I must be a home wrecking whore
Yup.
>>58268889
Well, maybe she meant just falling in love, without doing anything...
>>58268846
Tell him you'll suck his dick for the customs fee. #StopSlutShaming
>>58273560
Iunno, people who tend to get upset about steryotypes may be the people who the steryotypes describe
>tfw no decent friend
>>58267951
Eevry person on the earth uses drugs once in their life, does not an addict make.
The new world order hates adjectives, adjectives are racist and bigoted
