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Obligatory English:
Wainamoinen, ancient minstrel,
Passed his years in full contentment,
On the meadows of Wainola,
On the plains of Kalevala,
Singing ever wondrous legends,
Songs of ancient wit and wisdom,
Chanting one day, then a second,
Singing in the dusk of evening,
Singing till the dawn of morning,
Now the tales of old-time heroes,
Tales of ages long forgotten,
Now the legends of creation,
Once familiar to the children,
By our children sung no longer,
Sung in part by many heroes,
In these mournful days of evil,
Evil days our race befallen.
Far and wide the story travelled,
Far away men spread the knowledge
Of the chanting of the hero,
Of the song of Wainamoinen;
To the South were heard the echoes,
All of Northland heard the story.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/kveng/
this thread is more than an hour old and no one else has posted
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>>58264886
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SBrIOHmOyG
>>58267633
>09:11:04
>>58267634
>09:11:04
>>58267680
babs will just use this as 'proof' that im american
>>58267633
I like to think it's not because I made a shitty thread but because I posted it three hours too early
>>58267730
Does anyone even need more proof beyond your generic, nasally, Midwestern accent? I think not.
>>58268252
Whatever you need to tell to yourself, dude.
>>58268489
>generic, nasally, Midwestern accent?
wow that's extremely rude
>Whatever you need to tell to yourself, dude.
fucking americans
>>58268252
its just no ones here for some reaosn
>>58268542
A request for you, friend
Väinämöinen, oud en wakker,
wacht nog in de schoot der moeder,
dertig zomers lang nog wacht hij,
dertig lange winters toeft hij
nog in sluimerstille golven,
in de nevelrijke wateren.
Hij bezint zich, overlegt ook,
hoe te worden, hoe te leven
in de nimmerlichte ruimte,
in de nauwbeperkte engte,
waar hij niet het noordlicht schouwen,
niet het zonlicht kan ontwaren.
>>58269827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfgJW3OJ8b
nu is het jouw beurt
first word isnt dutch baka
i googled it and the ONLY result is a PDF from my university
creepy
>>58270059
I suppose it's the poem I posted but in Dutch
>>58270267
maybe same kind but not the same
>>58269827
Wainamoinen, old and trusty,
Lingering within his dungeon
Thirty summers altogether,
And of winters, also thirty,
Peaceful on the waste of waters,
On the broad-sea's yielding bosom,
Well reflected, long considered,
How unborn to live and flourish
In the spaces wrapped in darkness,
In uncomfortable limits,
Where he had not seen the moonlight,
Had not seen the silver sunshine.
this?
>>58270461
meant >>58270342
This is probably the longest piece I have ever sung
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hJF2HoBfZA
Sorry for the bad mic, I'll fix it asap
>>58270059
Yeah, as the suomi op pointed out, this is Kalevala, which is their epic poem, so the word is the main character's name. I loved it as a child (although I had an adapted version which was shorter than the original), so thank you, OP!
I recorded the Russian translation using my phone, so the sound is good this time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06nuao9cAiH
>>58270461
Yes, it's this part, I couldn't find anything else in Dutch, damned copyright laws of the first world countries.
>>58270059
Also I took it from the pdf you're talking about, so now I know where and what you study, soon I'll know where you live..time to freak out
>>58270667
it's weird listening that in russian but kind of cool
do you still have the book somewhere?
>>58270628
nice, I've been planning to sing that for a while but haven't found a proper backing track but you seem to be doing just fine without it
>>58270766
>Also I took it from the pdf you're talking about, so now I know where and what you study, soon I'll know where you live..time to freak out
10/10
>>58270771
Unfortunately I've lost the book for kids, it had these cool illustrations by Gallen-Kallela. But I've bought the full version because when I stumbled upon it in a bookshop I was shocked over how big it was, I had no idea that I only had read a children's version.
>>58270905
have you read the full version? and does it have any illustrations?
>>58270461
>Wainamoinen, old and trusty,
>Lingering within his dungeon
biggest difference here but it is this one
dutch says
>Wainamoinen, old and AWAKE
>still waits in the womb/lap of the mother
but the rest is pretty much the same but those first two lines still strike me as completely different though
>>58270667
how come it feels like you spoke 4 times as fast as me but its still longer? russian sounds funny though
>where and what
different course, completely different faculty to be honest
just the same university, good luck finding me among the more than thirty thousand students though
i told you what i studied yesterday though and that literally narrows it down to 100 people but ok :)
>>58270947
>just the same university, good luck finding me among the more than thirty thousand students though
I'll just ask the other students where "the American" is at. And then when they give me a long list of American students, I'll throw it out and just go over to the guy sitting beneath a tree by himself posting in the Voc threads.
>>58270771
Thanks
>>58270628
enjoyed this one desu
>>58270929
It was hard but I made it haha. And there was only one picture on the cover, the same as on the ceiling of the National museum in Helsinki.
>>58270947
This text is supposed to be rather old, like from the 19th century, and I think I've heard that wakker used to have another meaning before, in pragermanic or how is it called it meant alert, so can it be that in this poem the word has a hint of that sense? Btw "vakker" means beautiful in Norwegian.
Also, in Russian he is in the womb of his mother as well, must be English which is off.
I took an additional four lines, that's why it's longer.
>i told you what i studied yesterday though and that literally narrows it down to 100 people
this
>>58271328
well what did you think about it? does russia have something similar?
>>58271328
I'm well aware of what 'wakker' can mean, but none of those meanings comes close to trusty, in my honest opinion. Also a dungeon is not a womb and waiting is not lingering. What does the original actually say, without a silly poetic translation?
>additional four lines
wew tryhard
>>58271045
>outside
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
good one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ay3S8QzyFf
I recite poetry sometimes to improve my diction. This is the opening passages of Paradise Lost by John Milton, pls critique
>>58271751
maybe the English word has other meanings?
>>58271255
Thank you, btw which recording sounds better in terms of quality of the sound? or are they equally shit? I'll config the mic according to this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s127bFbn64MT
>>58271447
It was good, I like this type of literature, it has something so naive about it, but interesting at the same time. We have this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Igor%27s_Campaign and this is pretty much it. There are also small ancient poems called byliny (meaning roughly "something that happened"), you can look at this character, the article has cool paintings https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadko
>>58271751
>What does the original actually say, without a silly poetic translation?
No idea, maybe our Finnish mate can help? It's actually interesting.
>>58271751
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
>good one
>>58271766
That was a nice read, checked btw
>>58272814
thanks orc
>>58272216
>No idea, maybe our Finnish mate can help? It's actually interesting.
>>58271847
Not that I know of, and not that I can find on the internet. Also, please help us. What does the Finnish say, can you say it plainly?
>>58272814
Been meaning to tell you I enjoyed your initial 6 million year long recording.
>>58272216
>>58273113
I just arrived at the gym but I guess I could be an autist as usual and just be on my phone
Unless other Finns arrive
>>58273262
please be an autism for our sake
>>58273262
yay do it, embrace your autistic self
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uvjxP40thh
>>58273355
awoo~
>>58273328
>>58273338
Yeah I have to find the Finnish version first
>Vaka vanha Väinämöinen
kulki äitinsä kohussa
Steady old Väinämöinen wandered in his mother's womb
>kolmekymmentä keseä,
yhen verran talviaki,
Thirty summers and as many winters
>noilla vienoilla vesillä,
utuisilla lainehilla.
In those gentle waters and hazy waves
>Arvelee, ajattelevi,
miten olla, kuin eleä
Believes, thinks, how to be like alive/lively(??)
>pimeässä piilossansa,
asunnossa ahtahassa,
In his dark hide, residence cramped
>kuss' ei konsa kuuta nähnyt eikä päiveä havainnut.
Had never seen the moon nor day
I think
>>58274053
>Steady old
what the fUCK
>>58274163
The English translation at least is from the 19th century
>>58274222
No wait, the English is quite good
Trusty = stable
>>58274163
what's wrong with "steady old"?
>>58274297
The Dutch translator wasn't good enough
>>58274053
Wow, thus the Russian translation is VERY close! Wandering, steady, as many winters, it has all these.
>>58274297
>>58274222
wakker can mean strong or sturdy as well
i guess that what it is then
no ones wrong
were all just using words that nearly mean the same but are not quite the same
>>58274053
Wait, I'm trying to read it, but it doesn't form the same rhythm if i put all the stresses on the first vowels. Is it really different? Could you maybe record it later?
>>58274473
wasn't following the convo, just thought you had an issue with "steady old".
My bad
>>58270628
I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eRt8PVCCOl
>>58274591
Steady
Karaoke when?
Read this lads.
"Bet you've seen some changes,
eh, you two? Yeah.
Bit different nowadays,
though, innit, eh? Gone.
It's the Pakis coming over in the '70s, see.
Taking over everything. Spoilt it.
And what you got now, eh?
What you got now?
Fuckin' asylum seekers.
Bloody Tony fuckin' Blair.
He's gotta be a poof, ain't he? New Labour?
I mean, and this game's gone.
There was a time I used to be able to clear
seven and a half, eight hundred shots a week.
Not any more. Nah.
Now what you got is your fuckin' spades
up in Soho moonlighting!
Moonlighting!
Fuck's sake, that's a joke!
You need a full moon just to see 'em!
This country was built on
good people like yourselves.
Not enough of you about,
that's what I say.
Here, let me give you a hand with that.
Swing your old arse round in there, look.
That's it, lovely.
And I just want to say, it's been a privilege
to drive two gentlemen like you.
And the fare's on me."
>>58274694
never :(
I've moved and have neighbours etc.
>>58274798
What the fuck
Get out of there
>>58274798
>he has neighbours
haha me too but i dont care i live in a shoebox haha
>>58274758
i did this yesterday
>>58274758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dZqVb2FamI
>>58274758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jgiUkJrtuD
>>58274758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C5sVzOhnJP
>>58275014
>i did this yesterday
I know. Have a lewd webm for your trouble son.
>>58275014
I live in a shoebox too but if I start singing shit like I used to i'll be kicked out quicker than a swede being booted to make space for somalis.
>>58275082
w-wew t-this is a blue board!!
my poor virgin eyes!
>>58269827
Holy, it's been a long time since I read/talked dutch...
Anyway, here's the Flemish masterrace version.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JIxY66QRUu
>>58275020
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dZqVb2FamI
what the actual fuck are you trying to be there?
>>58275067
while you're still here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PxkccSTyF7
>>58275128
British or Australian, it's pretty much the same.
>>58275082
>>58275137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQUxsA8jUV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P9pt11viax
rate pls
>>58275124
getsiederrie zeg
>>58275191
perfect
>>58275124
>this dialect
How do you people even understand each other?
>>58275039
Really nice man. You sound like a native speaker.
>>58275067
Your voice makes it so hilarious.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tMd6WClIzM
little unclear and out of tune but it'll do
>>58275547
I don't quite follow.
Explain for research purposes, please.
>>58275215
>getsiederrie
Is dat een vloekwoord, zoals godverdomme ?
>>58275397
>dialect
That's no dialect. That's the common Dutch. It's how we talk when we want to understand each other (In Belgium). If everybody talk in their dialect, well, I only understand the people In Vlaams-Brabant, a bit those of Oost-Vlaanderen, and in West-Vlaanderen (where I'm from) well, only those around Kortrijk.
I'm not a native Dutch, so it obviously makes it harder for me, but Hollanders & Limburgers are the worse desu, they rarely make an effort, while Flemish show a certain appreciation for my effort to talk their language.
>>58275547
T-thanks
>>58275786
Ok, I just thought for some reason you were native, but from Belgium. Thanks for the explanation.
>>58275746
It's supposed to be a racist rant by a cockney cab driver. And your solemn, deep, serious voice gives it a new interesting take which I find hilarious.
>>58276690
I am happy to have brought you unorthodox entertainment and that you have given me feedback [spoiler]and (You)s[/spoiler].
>>58277176
mads <3
>>58277176
Damn crossboarding
>>58277176
No problem man. Thanks for reading.
get on my level, plebs
>>58274758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05MRdLdsyf6
>>58277939
>Slovak come back
Nice!
>>58275786
>Is dat een vloekwoord, zoals godverdomme ?
godverdomme -> gadverdamme -> getsiederrie
steeds zwakker
>>58277272
post japanese
post french
>>58278254
>post french
Je veux baiser votre soeur. Est-ce-que votre soeur aime le sexe anal?
>>58278454
>Je veux baiser votre soeur. Est-ce-que votre soeur aime le sexe anal?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1slYnTrpaxg
>>58278869
Nice american accent there lad.
>>58277589
>complains about not having money to travel
> buys a 4chan pass
Never again will I entertain your quibbling
>>58279057
oké
>>58279161
>quibbling
>>58279241
>quibbling
raise trivial objections to, complain about...
sounds about right.
>>58279241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfoLiY9pQL
>>58279212
I'm just kidding dude, you sounded great.
>>58279330
>raise trivial objections to, complain about...
Literally what you just did. I can't buy a twenty dollar ticket to France because Atlantic ocean. I live in a whole other continent.
>>58279556
you could save those 20 dollars you just spent literally for nothing
who the fuck wastes money for 4Chan wtf lad
>>58279982
>be poor finn
>cant afford twenty dollars to support his hobby
>>58280051
>4chan
>hobby
>>58279371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J7OuuXF0p8
>>58280051
being that he's from europe, if he's a labourer, student, loner, unemployed person, a family man, a medium skilled worker, actually pretty much anything other than being supported by parents or super rich, he will be more well off than you and enjoy a better quality of life with such things as paid breaks and paid leave Such things are a distant dream to a freedom loving American such as yourself :^)
>>58277939
2/10
>>58280379
>paid breaks and paid leave
commie scum
>>58280449
>american
No wonder you suck at languages compared to him :^)
>>58280654
at least i know how to suck other things :^)
>>58280717
That's kinda hot y'know
>>58280750
>>58280771
>>58280850
you guys havent had your alone time today yet? :^)
>>58280379
>Finland
>European
kek
>>58280885
There's no such word "enough" in my book
>>58280885
I have alone time 24/7 tbqh.
>>58279490
:3
>>58281060
same
i wont leave my home until monday
because why would i?
>>58281053
hopefully thats not the only muscle you are exercising
>>58281060
alone time best time
>>58281053
Post something for me to read in Turkish! I don't know Turkish at all
>>58281360
Do you want it rough? or a little bit laid back?
>>58281286
;3
>>58281286
>hopefully thats not the only muscle you are exercising
femanon whoring up the thread. FEMALES GET OFF MY BOARD
>>58281471
Rough, why not
>>58281553
>tfw Babs will never honhon me
night m80
>>58280717
oh my
>>58281626
Çekoslavakyalılaştıramadıklarımızdan mısınız?
Which means:
Are you one of those people whom we unsuccessfully tried to make resemble the citizens of Czechoslovakia
Gimme somethin' to read
>>58281970
"My name is Jean-Claude. I like sucking big fat muslim dicks. Does that make me gay, I'm a little worried."
>>58282041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J6X1nP84Wg
>tfw my sister laughed just as I read that
Fuck, I hope she didn't hear
>>58282110
Perfect.
>>58282110
is your sister cute?
>>58282225
>>58282226
>>58282110
Weird voice mon pote
>>58282110
here, the same in russian
menya zovut zhan-klod. ya lyublyu sosat' bol'shie tolstye huee musulman. ya stanovlus' ot etogo geyem? ya volnuyus'.
>>58281849
>>58281471
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SBrIOHmOy
Okay that was hard. Give me a really short text! I'll do better promis pls yes?
I'm also willing to do other languages!!!
>>58282110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y0mHvWBwPo
>>58282306
It's just my voice t b h
>>58282315
Kek no thanks
>>58282110
>>tfw my sister laughed just as I read that
I'm really disappointed we couldn't hear her in the Vocaroo. Ask her to record a Voc of her laughing.
I want to ask Pierre's sister on a date.
>>58282525
>>58282597
There we go...
>>58282597
GET BACK! I'VE GOT DIBS, I SEEN HER FIRST.
>>58274686
Where is this from?
>>58282597
Too late m8, i'm already planning the wedding
>>58282597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pR1RnRi5FY
>>58282686
I very much doubt a respectable french girl would consider marrying a nasty brit.
>>58270628
based
>>58282859
>>58283054
is that slovak stain on your shirt?
>>58283114
B-beg yout pardon?
>>58275082
I'm no gynecologist, but thongs seem like a recipe for UTI
>>58283142
it seems you left a bit of yourself on nigel :^)
>>58283114
well it certainly isn't you
>>58283249
thank god i am not a filthy slovak
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UhGnDYiKb3
Well this thread has really turned to shit.
If any Germans are floating around, pls rate my pronunciation. Danke!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ev3s7rCzc7
>>58283402
i see getting rid of the American namefag makes you feel more comfy. I assure you though, no matter how much you scrub yourself, no matter how much you hurt, you'll still be American in your heart.
night lads sorry for shitting up the thread
>>58283582
>you'll still be American in your heart.
i'm lovin it
>>58283582
Why is there so much bitterness towards Americans in the UK?
>>58283732
just banter, lad.
>>58283023
Thanks pham
I'm doing a challange guys, give me any melody and I'll try to transmute it into a turkish-sounding tune. Here's an example of it:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v01wFj5KN4
>>58283798
"I Get a Kick Out of You"
Frank Sinatra
>>58283732
There isn't much bitterness at all, although Obama's recent UK tour is not helping the USA's reputation as a meddler in world affairs.
>>58283798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0409OyGO5qo
Do this!
>>58283957
this. I think the Americans take a bit of rough and tumble humour far too personally.
>>58284051
It's complicated. It would seem there's a bit of cultural disconnect
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13WTJoDXeWi r8 my portuguese
>>58283960
How's this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPCH4WT5yY
>>58283923
I'll try to do this as well soon
>>58284447
it was çok güzel, do more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rp38p48XDg
>>58284172
It would appear
>>58284646
hmmm, yes, quite.
any poker going down tonight?
>>58284707
we're already here lad
>>58284615
I fucking H A T E this kind of """""""""""""""music""""""""""""""" sorry, producing/singing any kind of musical pattern similar to that "thing" is a insult to the music theory itself. The first piece you sent was quite nice tho, do you have something similar to that?
>>58284738
who is we?
I used to think so too, but now I love it... That's a long story though.
How does this sound to you though? I'm really curious. This is the psychedelic version of said music, please listen to it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuKTL67Hk5o
The song I linked is rather similar to the Doors I think. Check out the others by the same artist, such as Amintire cu Haiduci
>>58284860
dude, just open the link and look holy fuck you lazy fucking british swine fuck off france doesn't need anymore faggots they have enough without you
>>58285203
>lazy
says the mexican
>>58285023
This piece already is turkish topkek, even the rhythm is turkish(it's "Duyek", check http://www.gercekdorman.com/turk-musikisi-usulleri/ for more information), so it'd be silly to transmute something that's already turkish lel. Tell me about your long story, free yourself from the evil
>>58285363
Oh, well this kind of song, called "manea" over here, has turkish origins.
Anyway, I used to hate this kind of music myself. Long story short, I ended learning a bit of bulgarian and I now listen to "chalga", the Bulgarian kind of this music, on a daily basis. :D
It gives me a great kick
>>58282677
Chess
>>58285255
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you puta pequeno? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Los Zetas, and I’ve been involved in numerous executions on the Sinaloas, and I have over 300 public beheadings. I am trained in chainsaw warfare and I’m the top decapitator in all of Juarez. You are nothing to me but just another head waiting to be severed. I will detatch it with a lack of precision and cutting force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, gringo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mariachi bands across the USA and a narcocorrido is being written about you right now so you better prepare for the chainsaw, gordo. The chainsaw that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your head. You’re fucking dead, paco. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in exactly one way, and that’s with my brand new Husqvarna 440 chainsaw. Not only am I extensively trained in chainsaw combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local hardware store and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable head off the face of the body, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your head and your head will come off in it. You’re fucking dead, gringo.
>>58285441
You're breaking my heart. I'm a fan of balkan music myself (mostly bulgarian), but there are so many great artists you could listen to instead of letting these wannabe niggers shit in your ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8erIJrLZvDc
>>58285203
This pretty much.
>>58285510
>but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local hardware store
>>58285636
Tova pesen e hubava, mi haresva. Sam iznenadan ot kolko mnogo razbiram, dori ako e na druga ezika. Mi napomnya ot Dead can Dance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BU6qk4Nwhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNxa0odpCJU
Imash li oshte? Day mi, molya te!
>>58285441
I usually listen this entire OST from beginning to end for a kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBAYW0WGKtE&list=PLRMcXkadosW43B18ZSbYFqBnFn2myQwRw
Or only this piece for a concentrated effect of hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V-WGwJJj58&index=65&list=PL65E33789AA7052BC
>>58285636
T H I S
>>58285636
>>58286152
>>58286268
FYI, I just found out these guys were singing near me. Right as we speak, right about when you linked them. Funny, huh?
Is there any Scandi to be had? (no Finnish)
Italians rate http://vocaroo.com/i/s0og9EleLRdO
>>58286152
Haha had to use a bit of google translate to razbirati what you wrote. Is it another language? In the comments under the video someone wrote it was just an old dialect.
Wow! I wasn't familiar with this side of dead can dance, thank you!
Shit, the song I absolutely love isn't on youtube, do you have vk? it's called Izvor – More izgrejala, nane
also this (it's simpler but still) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Gg6-VFXmc
>>58286947
Very good. As my mother say "mamma mia".
>>58286937
for hjertet er livet enkelt: det slår så lenge det kan. Så
stopper det. For eller siden, en eller annen dag, opphorer denne stampende
bevegelsen av seg selv, og blodet begynner å renne mot kroppens
laveste punkt, hvor det samler seg i en liten kulp, synlig fra
utsiden som et morkt og blotlig felt på den stadig hvitere huden, alt
mens temperaturen synker, lemmene stivner og tarmene tommes.
Disse forste timenes forandringer foregår så langsomt og blir utfort
med en slik sikkerhet at de har noe nesten rituelt over seg, som om
livet kapitulerer ifolge bestemte regler, en slags gentlemen’s agreement,
som også det dodes representanter retter seg etter, idet de alltid venter
til livet har trukket seg ut for de starter invasjonen av det nye landskapet.
Da er den til gjengjeld ugjenkallelig. De enorme svermene med
bakterier som begynner å spre seg ut i kroppens indre, kan ingenting
stanse. Hadde de forsokt seg bare noen timer tidligere, ville de straks
ha mott motstand, men nå er alt stille rundt dem, og de trenger stadig
dypere inn i det fuktige og morke.
>>58286937
Hun slog mig ned en decembernat
og slæbte mig hen i en havn
hvor hun voldtog mig med sine fede krop
og stonnede en anden mands navn
hun smed mig ind i et futtog
på et evigt spor af sne
jeg lå og kiggede på det landskab
der sneglede sig forbi
Jeg så Gronlænderkalle
i Konsumkajen s duft
han flojter to melodier
i den samme mundfuld luft
jeg så Taxasoren pendle
og lægge sig på lur
efter fremmede folk i natten
der kunne komme ham lidt for nær
de farlige fyre er ude i nat
og se sig omkring
de har rimtåge mellem tænderne
men de gor os ingenting
Og præsten prædiker
han vender sin kåbe
for den bette dame på bænken
der har brug for hans håb
jeg så en skrutnakke der kigger
han står og gemmer sin skam
han er vild med tolvårs piger
men de er bange for ham
han har set nattens stumfilm
i alt slags vejr
der var ingen der kunne elske dem
lisså hojt som han gor
Hun slog mig ned en december nat
og slæbte mig hen i en havn
nu har jeg droppet den patron
der bar hendes navn
jeg lå og tænkte på min lov
på min pligt og min ret
og på om Stella mon egentlig havde tænkt sig
at savne mig i nat
>>58287003
>>58286802
Wow, I love such coincidences
>>58286991
It doesn't sound to me like standard Bulgarian. I'm pretty sure they said "nema", not "nyama", which AFAIK is more specific to western south slavic dialects. I'll note the band down, I don't have vk.
http://balkanscript.tumblr.com/
Check out my blog, we can keep in touch there! I'll go now, see you.
>>58287121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uE6rIAsU5r long time no practise
Tried to sing this in two channels(recorded myself doing rhythms then did another recording onto it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVOcOxTY0A4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zj5Utp9sTC
r8
>>58287093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11UhfCHuMPw
>>58287568
Foreigner who at least tries / 10
>>58287750
I even managed to say right rödgröd med flöde once
>>58287714
Have you studied swedish? i think i hear some swedish things there
>>58287881
Sure
>>58284707
>poker
Hey guys, daily reminder of our Vocaroo Thread poker room. We use it like a Skype group, but it's more fun IMO because we can play a game while chatting.
The site is:
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
It's free, just virtual money. If you sign-up, you don't need to enter a real e-Mail because they don't verify accounts.
We're playing in the room "Nigel's A Broad."
Happy belated birthday, Babs.
>>58288453
>Happy belated birthday, Babs.
Thank you!!
>>58287121
Please tell me I at least don't sound like a Swede
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P5i1KCaAZM
>>58288243
im in the poker :DDD
>>58287877
>rödgröd med flöde
This phrase is triggering my vomiting reflex, when I'm trying to pronounce it.
>>58288568
sorry, but that's not even 1% swedish
>>58288624
another russian speaking danish here? interesting
>>58288568
You sound like a Swede, I'm afraid.
R-russian Bernd?
>>58288695
>sorry, but that's not even 1% swedish
That's what I wanted. I don't care if I sound foreign, I just don't want to sound like a fucking Swede.
>>58288552
It was the 20th, right?
>>58288910
>It was the 20th, right?
Yeah. Wow, you actually remembered, or you saw the posts a couple days ago?
>>58288863
oh fuck i meant not 1% danish. sorry to disappoint you, but it was more swedish than anything else.
>>58288806
Hva?
>>58288949
Saw the posts but it was too late and went to sleep.
You were born the same day as Hitler, kek
>>58289090
>You were born the same day as Hitler, kek
d-delet this
>>58288992
Are you the one that used to sing Rasmus Seebach on Vocaroo
>>58289384
No lol. Never posted anything in this thread until yesterday. Was he good?
>>58287121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PnXUqsJSkX
someone please post french
or german
or a gun to killmyself with
or wapanese
>>58290405
>or a gun to killmyself with
Oh Johnny, I'm going to book a flight to Den Haag and we can shitpost together.
>>58290490
theres no airport near den haag
>>58290542
Well then you're gonna have to peddle your bike to where ever I land and pick me up.
>>58290593
you forgot to mention his clogs and his tulips
>>58290794
>>58291156
>>58290794
>>58290593
this is all exceptionally amusing
>>58291284
this is all to stop you from commiting suicide, mate
here's some german for you:
Deutsches Volk!
Nationalsozialisten!
Von schweren Sorgen bedrückt, zu monatelangem Schweigen verurteilt, ist nun die Stunde gekommen, in der ich endlich offen sprechen kann.
Als das Deutsche Reich am 3. September 1939 die englische Kriegserklärung erhielt, wiederholte sich aufs neue der britische Versuch, jeden Beginn einer Konsolidierung und damit eines Aufstiegs Europas durch den Kampf gegen die jeweils stärkste Macht des Kontinents zu vereiteln.
So hat England einst in vielen Kriegen Spanien zugrunde gerichtet.
So führte es seine Kriege gegen Holland.
So bekämpfte es mit Hilfe von ganz Europa später Frankreich.
Und so begann es um die Jahrhundertwende die Einkreisung des damaligen Deutschen Reiches und im Jahr 1914 den Weltkrieg.
Nur durch seine innere Uneinigkeit ist Deutschland im Jahre 1918 unterlegen. Die Folgen waren furchtbar. Nachdern man erst heuchlerisch erklärte, allein gegen den Kaiser und sein Regime gekämpft zu haben, begann man nach der Waffenniederlegung des deutschen Heeres mit der planmäßigen Vernichtung des Deutschen Reiches. Während sich die Prophezeihungen eines französischen Staatsmannes, daß in Deutschland 20 Millionen Menschen zuviel seien, d. h. durch Hunger, Krankheiten oder Auswanderung beseitigt werden müßten, scheinbar wörtlich erfüllten, begann die nationalsozialistische Bewegung ihr Einigungswerk des deutschen Volkes und damit den Wiederaufstieg des Reiches einzuleiten.
>>58291488
there are no germans here this is useless
but your post number
>1488
this is highly amusing
this will get me through the weekend
i thank you for this
>>58291646
>this is highly amusing
Warum?
>>58291646
HAHA I didn't notice it, this is just great!
>>58291488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x7hVAZ9j3h
i dont listen to my recordings so i wonder how funny this sounds
>>58291716
HEIL HITLER
>>58291716
>Hitler's speech
>white supremacy encryption
>>58291944
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x7hVAZ9j3h
gezondheid!
>>58292090
-that doesnt tell me anything!
>>58291488
CHECKED
>>58285510
It needs to be done
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ORKREFXa9a
>>58292499
>>58292424
i'd say you did good, apart from "eu" that needs to be more oi
but i'd probably go to war with ussr after your speech
>>58292679
eu is the worst
bceause its completely different in dutch
and it makes no sense for it to be oi
dumb germans
Post Slavic languages
W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie.
Wół go pyta: «Panie chrząszczu,
Po co pan tak brzęczy w gąszczu?
«Jak to — po co? To jest praca,
Każda praca się opłaca.»
«A cóż za to pan dostaje?»
«Też pytanie! Wszystkie gaje,
Wszystkie trzciny po wsze czasy,
Łąki, pola oraz lasy,
Nawet rzeczki, nawet zdroje,
Wszystko to jest właśnie moje!»
>>58293384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PFoaSaeq9e
>>58296617
Have fun at the movies lad.
At my Brother's, he was talking to one of his German friends on Skype. Was very tempted to ask him "Macht seine Schwester in den Arsch?"
>>58298062
>seine
>:(>>58298062
>>58299010
Stop being a rebellious teenager, and go to sleep, Frenchie.
>>58299095
I'm talking to your girlfriend.
>>58299206
u fockin WOT M8
Listen to my terrible spanish reading of Fifty shades of gray. Mistakes were made after five vodka shots.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FDKvCNu1ja.
>>58299959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EV7pHAyjZU
I fucked up, and my throat is gone.
>>58299206
woop, sorry about that, lad. was suddenly called to deal with a bit of home makeover stuff.
>>58300911
Home makeover?
>>58301452
yeah, we're moving around some mattresses and stuff. my mum bought a new one because "the older one wasn't supportive enough, so it was harder to sleep and also when i topped it would hurt my wrists because of how unsupportive it was"
my mum likes to tell me about her sex life a lot, it's weird but i don't think too much of it
