>I will never live in a musical
>>58252201
One time I got a fine for not picking up my dog's poo so I started singing and dancing but the community service officer just spat on me instead of dancing at me.
>>58252254
Why am I not surprised that it's a Brit who posted this?
When I was a young child I remember wanting to be an actor. I remember trying out for a main lead in a school play when I was 7 or something and they cast me as lamb #2. My only action was to sit by baby Jesus and stare at the crowd with a stupid paper mask of a lamb covering my shame
>>58252201
>>58252254
what the fuck...
>>58252397
>>58252465
>not having dance fights
pleb as fuck
>>58252425
Damn dude that hurts.
>>58252425
wtf
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMi8pjRg6YY
>>58252425
I always got to be the main bad guy because I was the creepy kid nobody liked so their disdain for me was real on stage.
>He didn't do AP threater
>>58252201
>brits in charge of relevant feels
>>58252201
No... and - and, by the way, you don''t want to the da do that either. You think you do, but you don't.
>>58255856
But I doOoOoOoOo
*tap dances for 2 minutes*
>tfw donkey-hindlegs in the church play
my life was destined to fail from age 8 it seems
