...Anonymous (ID: 4nb6ZNJx)
04/21/16(Thu)19:02:31 No.71689378
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>It's a question that's haunted mankind since the end of WWII: was Adolf Hitler or Josef Stalin more attractive?
>To answer this, Albert Chansey, 42, of Edinburgh, Scotland, set out to four dating websites and listed both the Fuhrer and the embodiment of communism
>"Using photoshop, I removed their mustaches and colourised the images."
>Adolf Hitler was listed as Dolph Hiller. Where prompted, his profession was "painter." Stalin was listed as Joseph Halting and given the job of "economist."
>The results speak for themselves: Stalin received nearly eight times the responses Hitler did
>Sorry, Adolf. It looks like 1945 wasn't the last time the Russians would defeat the master race!
>tfw I look like Hitler
>>58251603
Filthy plebeians
>>58251603
Hitler by a long shot.
Also, before any one posts that "Stalin Mugshot", it is not him. Stalin was a short, ugly Georgian who looked like Waluigi when he was young, and Wario when he was old.
Hitler was a bae, those blue eyez tho
>Dolph Hiller
legit
also, it's well know that Stalin was pretty handsome when he was young, but in the Soviet Union era the führer was far more attractive than the commie pig.
>>58251738
>Stalin was pretty handsome when he was young
>At the age of seven, Ioseb fell ill with smallpox and his face was badly scarred by the disease. He later had photographs retouched to make his pockmarks less apparent
>>58251860
THOSE ARE NOT STALIN THIS IS
>>58251860
still more attractive than hitler
>>58251894
damn it, I thought it was >>58251860
>>58251910
>still more attractive than hitler
not really, I would say that both of them were ugly, but Hitler aged far better
>>58251894
Don't think they'd use it on a biography if it wasn't him lad
>>58251603
>Ctrl + f
>No mention of 9gag watermark
kill yourself OP
>>58251945
>I would say that both of them were ugly, but Hitler aged far better
we will have to agree to disagree
>>58251894
looks like a goddamn gypsy
>>58252076
oh come on, would you say that this is more attractive than ''Hiller''? (at the same age ofc)
>>58252128
You're forgetting about the pockmarks again
>>58252206
ugh, even worse...
