What do you even know about New Zealand?
Other than GODDAMN KIWIS AND MAORI FACEPAINT?
my names bret
NZ steals alpacas
>>58248014
it's a bad place if you are a sheep
>>58248045
>>58248014
It's like a more temperate version of Australia with less crazy people.
>>58248014
fush en chups
Sheeps and Lord of the Rings
I know that their flag should do that
Please watch our sport, big strong foreigners
>>58248282
Cricket is fucking terrible, you can stick your wickets up your arse, m8
>>58248300
Yeah, you suck at cricket, suckers.
What real man suck at cricket? Haha, you lame
these cuties and rugby.
>tfw no kiwi pet
>>58248413
Ferme ta bouche sale putain
>>58248440
Poor guy. Exploited by stupid asses. It's pretty bigger than I thought tho
>>58248495
w-what?, a kiwi is bigger than you?
Its in the middle of fucking nowhere
>>58248556
>a kiwi is bigger than you?
hum, no. It's just bigger than I thought
>>58248608
oh yes, I misread it, sorry
>>58248647
Oh ok, np
>>58248014
It's kind of like Australia's Canada.
They say "dick" instead of "deck" and "fleg" instead of "flag".
>>58249068
Don't be a deck
Failing to kill the Moari.
mountains
there a re more sheeps than people and they share our traditions by some kind of hivemind
Masters of Emus
Therefore Masters of Strayans by proxy
>>58249133
Actually it would be "duck" for "dick"
the have >a fucking fern
>>58249239
And how would you pronounce "Donald Duck"?
Duneld Dock?
>>58249272
dunold drumpf lel
>>58249272
"Doock" or something
>>58248014
It's a nice place
>>58249024
>It's kind of like Australia's Canada
More like Australia's Cuba. Most of the Kiwis that arrive here are the scum of NZ. They commit crimes and leech off our welfare
>>58249397
This, the government here is too poor to give us welfare so the lowest of the low go to Australia where the economy is actually pretty good and get centrelink all day
>>58248608
Really? I thought it's it would be like the size or an emu, or at least a dog or something
>>58249434
The rest of you are orright tho 2bh
>>58249436
Well I thought it was as big as a fist.
Isn't an emu like 2 or 3 meters high? That's fuckin big
I know they have GIANT green screen studios which Hollywood loves to film their green-screen heavy films because of the tax breaks NZ offers or something.
>>58249397
Never forget that you are a prison colony first and a country second little brother
Earthquakes and sheep shaggers
>>58249575
some species are smaller than others, like this wee cunt
>>58250475
I've never seen a kiwi in my life they're extinct cunt fuck you
>>58248014
A 21 yo kid in NZ build a rally car using a V6 Formula 2 engine that is marvelous.
They have a really paradisiac country will lots of fauna and flora.
They drive on the wrogn side of the road.
I fap to the bunda of their female shot putter because that bunda is worth for 2.
>>58248014
Winston Peters
John Key
PALMY NORTH
Dunedin
All Blacks
Chinese people buying up all the property
Auckland housing bubble
Legalize weed and Internet parties
Gets attacked by earthquakes fairly often.
>>58250785
PALMY
A
L
M
Y
Tourists die there when they go backpacking because they aren't prepared for the sudden shift in weather
Dunedin is comfy
Their mating ritual involves lots of alcohol
John Key
Flight of the Concords
South island is better
Qt accent
All Blacks
Always blow on the pie
Don't refuse to make them eggs
CHCH a best
supermang
Daniel
Late Night Big Breakfast
Kimbra
Lorde
non-country, but better than australia
>>58252524
/thread
>>58248014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
