Some day your children will sit on your lap and ask with shiny eyes:
"Grandpa, why did Germany lose WW2?"
What will your response be?
>>58243665
>your children
>Grandpa
That's gross, dude
>>58243665
High ping
say after me son
JUST
>>58243739
kek
>>58243665
"Because America joined the war then single handedly won it while saving the entirety of Europe."
>>58243665
Because they wanted to wipe the Slovenian race from the earth, dear. It is only due to the heroic effort of the Slovenian Liberation Front that you draw breath today. Now kneel down and say your daily prayers to the Communist Party, to Tito, our Marshal, and to Edvard Kardelj, his trusty lieutenant!
>>58243665
Don't fuck with Russia
>>58243665
Becausegermany couldnt control the japanese, who pissed of the americans, who carried the fuck out of the allies to victory
>>58243665
"Because their economy was bad, their leader was an obsessive lunatic, their government and adminstration were basically designed to be confusing and inefficient, and the only things that worked efficiently and reliably were the camps where they did bad things to vulnerable scapegoats - that means the people they blamed for themselves and their country being so awful and stupid.
"The SS had a really hard time even getting weapons contracts, because they weren't actually a real part of the military. They were basically a private military force for the Nazi Party, and a lot of weapons manufacturers weren't even sure if they legally could sell them weapons, because everything was so stupid and confusing. In fact, a lot of times they had to make the people in the camps make their equipment. Isn't that funny, lad?
"Also their best friend, Italy, was run by a real-life cartoon character and really hilariously stupid and bad at everything. He kept getting into zany schemes, and then Germany had to bail him out. Then their other ally, Japan, made the mistake of bombing us."
>>58243665
autism
>>58243665
They were a bunch of german imbeciles.
Their ideology was morally wrong. Loss was inevitable
>>58243665
They failed to monopolise the world buttplug industry, it went downhill from there
>>58246221
The loser is always morally wrong.
We might as well live in a world where a Jeffrey Dahmer gets awarded the medal of honor. We don't.
