>The minister in charge of the electrical national company made a twit today
>we will now have power breaks for 8 hours a day, starting in may
>food is on an all time low
>drinking water is not so cheap now
>people is fighting for food on the streets
>Holomodor 2.0 is coming
>a lot of lefties still praise this because the goverment propaganda machine is working full time non stop shilling outside the country.
It was nice knowing you lads.
>>58242659
Your prime minister should stop insulting US and Spain and concentrate in his own country.
Enjoy sunshine, brother.
While you starve in the darkness you can at least die with the comfort knowing that you died in the workers and farmers communist paradise while us western capitalist slaves are oppressed by the capital our whole lives :^)
>>58242659
Look on the bright side, OP. You'll have a lot more spare time now that you won't be able to shitpost. Go outside. Get fit. Fight weaker people. You can do it OP. I believe in you.
>>58242659
Unbelievable. And fucktards at Jacobin and Salon are still praising that regime.
is this real or just memeing?
Learn martial arts, OP.
There's still enough time to become el Kenshiro venezuelANO
idk i think more countries should give communism a try
>>58243126
>Sorry 4chan friends it's that time a day again
>DESIGNATED BLACK OUT TIME
>I have to leave computer
>S-see you guys in 8 hours
>>58243331
It's real.
Chavistas are retarded.
>>58243436
Main ISP of Venezuela (CANTv) is blocked from 4chan anyway
>>58242659
Serves you right for being dirty commies
EL VENEZUELANO: DURANTE SU
NIÃEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÃAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL VENEZUELANO``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el VenezualANO NO SE BAÃA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES VENEZUELANO EN ``LATÃN ???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN VenezualANO ES LA COSA MÃS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÃOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÃRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
>>58242659
Just blame Merica like always
>>58242659
Why didn't you post more?
>>58243331
I wish this was a shitpost, the toilet paper memes became very real.
>>58243357
lel, I already do boxing but thats it.
>>58243474
glad im not one of those filthy cantv using monkeys.
>>58243510
Its poor people´s fault, at least they´re suffering more than me.
>>58243776
gommies are blaming weather now
>>58243795
Pls explain, what do you want me to post? or did I miss something?
>>58244908
>at least they´re suffering more than me
good answer
>>58244945
It could be cool to have an insider of this meme country.
>>58244947
thanks, pls gib freedom or some weapons.
>>58245187
I could post daily, but I could be banned for "shitposting" even if i just posted our news. And most people here wouldnt give a fuck probably.
>>58245296
>thanks, pls gib freedom or some weapons
We don't have a very good history with giving SA cunts freedumbs. Unless you want a US friendly dictator instead
>>58242659
Source ?
>>58245296
We gib dictator. You want?
Just move to Colombia alreaydy
>>58245296
>thanks, pls gib freedom or some weapons
The days of the US giving a fuck about Latin America are over. If you want regime change Venezuela will need to become muslim
>>58245395
Cant get worse than this, sign me up.
>>58245398
for the 8 hours power break?
http://www.elvenezolano.com/2016/04/21/los-cortes-actuales-luz-pasan-4-horas-8-horas-diarias/
>>58245491
as if it was that easy.
>>58245522
We wont change our christian background for shit
Is the not working on fridays thing real?
>>58244908
>Its poor people´s fault, at least they´re suffering more than me.
Lol typical Venezuelan not-total-nigger-class. You think you are soo much better than everybody else because you are surrounded by niggers. Guess what, everybody still thinks you are a nigger.
>>58246047
>Is the not working on fridays thing real?
what
>>58244908
>gommies
>>58244908
>Its poor people´s fault, at least they´re suffering more than me.
Lol typical Venezuelan not-total-nigger-class. You think you are soo much better than everybody else because you are surrounded by niggers. Guess what, everybody still thinks you are a nigger.
>>58242659
Does Venezuela have its own disliked minorities like Russia did?
>>58246152
>Argie calling other people niggers
That's rich
hope you get shot shithead
>>58242719
why does he hate spain?
>>58246192
Oh look, a burger nigger
Anyways, it's always irritating to hear the "middle class" venezuelans feeling all superior when the are famous for being shallow, ignorant and lazy assholes.
>>58242659
what was the reaction to pic related?
>>58246532
Why doesn't he wear a suit?
>>58244908
>Its poor people´s fault
That's actually very true in a way.
I'm pretty certain that universal suffrage is actually a hindrance in the development of poor countries, Europe also had only property owning people voting until it was already developed to an extend where the poor plebs couldn't ruin it anymore.
>>58246532
>>58246627
He should wear something like that based outfit in the painting behind him
>>58246532
It wasn't too long ago when leftards still cited Venezuela as a successfull leftist country.
>>58246671
Isn't that Bolivar?
>>58246718
And to think that some leftards still do it.
>>58246744
I think so
Esto es culpa del caudillismo, negro "amigo" mío.
>>58242659
SOCIALISMO NUNCA MAIS
how do we save venezuela?
OP got the power cut already or maybe was shot for a piece of toilet paper kek
>>58246532
This asshole too commie to wear a suit to work?
>>58247047
>how do we save venezuela?
We use our foreign aid budget to buy Maduro a suit
>>58247110
Why do they run out of toilet paper? Aren't there a lot of trees in northern south america?
>>58246047
very real, sadly. I got fired after they announced it. >>58246114
I couldnt give less of a shit about what you think nigger.
>>58246128
yes, its to "save energy" which is bullshit.
>>58242659
lmoa when will gommies learn
>>58246159
Yes.
>>58246238
Why dont you come here so you feel like in the good ol´days?
>>58246449
they just put a media circus to take attention away from everything else.
>>58246532
I keke´d but its sad as fuck because these people are pretty much into this bullshit lie.
>>58246658
Anybody saying otherwise is just dumb, the lower classes dragged the rest down with them.
>>58246658
I wish this could be a reality, but populist lefties would lose every election whatsoever if that were true.
>>58246907
Pues "si" mi blanquito sismico.
>>58247047
Nuke caracas, specially the poor areas and jails.
>>58247807
Why not just burn your abundant oil?
>>58247110
Im playing fire emblem, got kinda distracted. Sorry.
>>58247118
Its a thing chavez did, he didnt wear suits to be more in touch with the peasants.
>>58247158
put him in your space program like a very weird breed of baboon
>>58247928
thats already 40 percent of our energy source, gommies fucked up everything, so the system isnt quite working as it should.
We also have an eolic energy farm which got abandoned after it was constructed, gommies stole all the money away, and they still hold the goverment in that area.
Really don't understand how your country ended up like this with all that oil. I'm not that informed on it but damn. Godspeed to you, I have some nice Venezuelan friends I know, nice people.
>>58247967
>Its a thing chavez did, he didnt wear suits to be more in touch with the peasants
>gommies ACTUALLY believe this
I'm pretty sure the peasants would rather have decent paying jobs than have their leader dress like a faggot to appear more "in touch"
>>58248072
oil is rarely a blessing, it empowers stupid governments who use easy money to get the support of stupid masses.
>>58242659
Hi OP! Your people are flooding into my city by the hundreds. Some are hard workers, but others are just plain lazy ass and won't do shit. Lots of qts as well.
Haven't you thought about leaving that 4th world tier place for good?
>>58248072
>commies
>lots of resources
>stupid spending without future planning
What could go wrong right?
>>58248121
They would, if they had common sense, you see, people here is so brainwashed that they swear they´ll stand by the revolution even if it means they have to eat rock soup (which no doubt they will have to do at one point)
You would have a blast seeing how dumb and trivial poor people are down here, its almost like a bad joke with the right to vote.
>>58248025
If a new government was to be installed how well will it function? Will it quickly fall apart? Will it commit the same mistakes as the current one? How will it be created? Does your president often not wear suits while he is not in public?
>>58248242
>They would, if they had common sense, you see, people here is so brainwashed that they swear they´ll stand by the revolution even if it means they have to eat rock soup (which no doubt they will have to do at one point)
That mentality occurs everywhere.
>>58248157
Im guessing you live in the border by maracaibo right?
>Lots of qts
not worth it desu, most will just fuck you to get a better life and take away all your shit once they can, never trust venezuelan bitches unless they´re well off better than you are.
I want to leave, but I cant do it just yet. Also it pains me to leave my mother alone in here, she doesnt want to leave.
>>58248245
>If a new government was to be installed how well will it function?
We´ll open that door once were in front of it, cant say for sure desu. Most of the people here are left wingers openly or in denial.
>will it quickly fall apart
It will probably take a lot of heat from the most radical leftists as its been the norm since the PSUV got in power and called anything not as extreme as them "right wing facists"
>will it commit the same mistakes as the current one
I doubt any goverment could fuck up as much as this one did. But sure, some mistakes will be made, but poor people will pay for them, which im more than happy to see go down.
>how will it be created
probably in a coalition of the not so far left parties, and middle left/right wing ones.
There´s not a strong single right wing party in the country for the time being.
>>58248431
Nah, people in this land is by far more stupid than usual.
>>58248242
>you see, people here is so brainwashed that they swear they´ll stand by the revolution even if it means they have to eat rock soup
So what you're saying is that Venezuela can't be fixed
>>58248478
not quite, fixing it is posible, but we really need to deprive the lower classes from having so much power over big choices that make an impact on this country. That is, until there is more education on point, and that wont change until the commies are kicked off the chair for a good few years.
>>58248539
why don't you just leave?
I mean, I'd rather venture the jungle than live in Venezuela.
>tfw 3 of the starters on my baseball team are from Venezuela
OP, time to pick up a bat and ball
>>58248583
and risk being confused with a para-military recruit by the army and shot to death? no thanks.
if civil war does indeed break out, I´ll see what i can do about fleeing.
>>58248658
dropped it when a ball destroyed my index finger during a game. I had to get surgery and no one is going to have a team member with a reconstructed finger.
>>58248539
>South and Central America could have been great regions, using their natural wealth to its fullest extent
>The peasants had to fuck it up before capitalism did its job like in America
GOD DAMMIT
>>58248473
No dude. I live in Bogota, there's at least 80.000 venezuelans living here and a few of them are incredibly wealthy. They're nice people desu.
yes I know you gotta beware of golddigger venezuelans gals, however they're not that much different than your average colombian so we're used to it.
>>58248473
heh, they say strong nuclear force is the strongest force in nature.
Nonsense, communist jealousy is far stronger. They simply don't care if they'll be eating shit, as long as they can get others to eat shit too.
>>58248663
I was just being hyperbolic there, you don't have to go through the jungle lol. I read your comment, though, you don't want to leave your mother, which is reasonable, but giving your situation you better start putting your money on an out of the country bank. If a revolution breaks out wealthier people like you are bound to be the first targets.
Impeach him, like what we're doing in Brazil.
Ohh, i forgot, you guys are too stupid to realize the moment the government took your freedom.
How cheap are your whores in Ve ?
I eard that venezuelians girls are qt
I can't believe madurito is still getting away with it, absolute madman
>>58248691
Sorry to hear that senpai. I hope you find something that works out for you
>>58242659
US/UNASUR Liberation of Venezuela when?
capitalist revolution when? or they satisfied with communism
>>58248816
He wouldn't be getting this far without the help of Chavez's ghost.
>>58248891
Man, if only America was as based as it used to be. Nowadays they'll probably go into war to save Maduro's ass.
If things don't change soon, it will be the US who'll be in need of liberation.
>>58248891
>Country is facing heavy difficulties
>OH I KNOW LET'S FREEDOM BOMB THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME DEMOCRATIC AGAIN
God bless mamerica
>>58248965
>OH I KNOW LET'S FREEDOM BOMB THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME DEMOCRATIC AGAIN
That was what he was mocking m8
>>58246114
>Lol typical Venezuelan not-total-nigger-class. You think you are soo much better than everybody else because you are surrounded by niggers. Guess what, everybody still thinks you are a nigger.
Lol typical argentinan not-total-nigger-class. You think you are soo much better than everybody else because you are surrounded by niggers. Guess what, everybody still thinks you are a nigger.
>>58248703
Poor niggers ruin everything, even for the ones that want a better future for them
>>58248724
Yes, you´ll find some of them shitting money as expected I guess, they´re nice if you get to know them and they´re not sifrinos
ah well, just be careful with that pussy, never give them more than half they deserve.
>>58248738
> They simply don't care if they'll be eating shit, as long as they can get others to eat shit too.
And this is why I hate it.
>I was being hyperbolic
Okay, should have noticed, my bad.
I already have my savings in USD but I have to exchange my money at black market rates as of now, so its going really slow.
>>58248777
working on it, but the goverment is going full force to stop the process as much as they can, so the time period in which it can be applied passes and it all goes null, so if we cant impeach him this very same year, he stays until 2019
>people hasnt realized yet
and its quite awful, again, poor people´s fault. I realized shit was going down when they took the civil carry of guns.
>>58248807
Around 50 euros for you pierre, top plastic whores that will do ass to mouth no questions asked.
>>58248816
he´s more of a facade, the real man in charge is actually his wife and the man called diosdado cabello.
>>58248859
Thanks bby. Im trying out all I can to max out my shekel income so I can leave when the time is right.
>>58248891
I would hope that happened in 2013, too late now.
>>58248965
eh, poor people will suffer the most, which again, is never a bad thing considering they are the ones keeping us in the shitter.
>>58248891
Dude, you're dumb.
>>58248891
America should nuke miraflores already to get rid of the fuggin bus driver they have as president and bring some freedom to our neighbors.
>>58249015
caracas should be wipped out and left as a reminder of what happens when you focus all the resources of a country in the least productive city of all.
>>58249001
>but the goverment is going full force to stop the process as much as they can
Communism is the will of the people, amirite?
>>58248954
>If things don't change soon, it will be the US who'll be in need of liberation.
delet this
>>58248965
shock and awe
>>58249001
Godspeed Venezuelabro. In 5 years, the Capitalist Republic of Venezuela will be selling us oil and 100$ per barrel again. And the poor people will be forced back to the barrios.
>>58249010
>Dude, you're dumb.
not what ur mam said tbqh
>>58249015
>America should nuke miraflores already to get rid of the fuggin bus driver they have as president and bring some freedom to our neighbors.
greatest ally
>>58249081
of the people in the party, yes.
>>58242659
Holy shit. What does it take to convince leftists that socialism doesn't work?
>>58249001
Good to know m8
Godspeed, hope you survive.
>>58249115
The destruction of the "good" socialism in Scandinavia. Though they'll probably turn to somewhere else if that comes to pass
>>58249115
a bullet in their head
>>58249106
Thanks <3 I hope so, but its more than likely not happening.
>>58249128
Thanks, y-you too.
Venezuela Failed State Edition when
>>58249161
There are plenty that point to Cuba today. Shit's a lost cause.
What are the chances of a civil war, bro?
>>58249442
>I used to be a leftard
>I used to think that Cuba was way better than the US
Fuck I was stupid
I hope everything goes well for you, venezuelANO. It's sad to see leftism ruining another country.
>>58249161
Scandinavian countries have some of the most free economies in the world
Not to mention having to spend nothing on their military budget because of the US
DUDE MISMANAGED CORRUPT COMMUNISM LMAO
>>58249230
its already failed, gommies are the ones keeping it under a lid.
>>58249457
very high, I dont want that to happen because honestly, I´d rather not have to grab a weapon and shoot the niggers trying to take my food, but if worst comes to worst, I wont regret whatever happens to me, Im done with this place.
>>58249482
I bet you had a Che Guevara shirt too, you filthy commie.
>>58249678
>Scandinavian countries have some of the most free economies in the world
Their corporate tax is actually lower than the US. I just want to see leftards spirits crushed once they find out that Scandinavia fell to the mudshits
>>58249717
I had a top qt american friend that had a che shirt, it was funny and sort of cute on her, but of course she outgrew her moronic leftiness, sadly she was taken by cancer.
>>58249679
>MISMANAGED CORRUPT COMMUNISM
redundant
>>58249717
No, but I unironically wanted one
>>58249717
>pic related
>>58249482
I went through an extreme left phase too. Gives me hope that others can be saved.
>>58249713
Do you have a vacation house or somewhere safe to go when the shit hit the fan?
It always surprises me how violent protests are in Venezula and other hispanic countries
>>58249679
Not an argument.
>>58249975
>I'm not trying to fuck you, I don't care what you think
>>58242659
serves you right for falling to the socialism meme.
>>58249999
checked
>>58249115
But the US is socialist m8.
>>58249950
No vacation houses, we sold all our assets once the goverment started expropiating shit for muh people
we got friends in the police and the army, best thing we can do is get weapons and some help from the army in our area if shit hits the fan.
After all, one of my neighbours is a military guy that has a shit ton of things inside his house. Im guessing he´s just as happy as I would be in getting my shit stolen and my body shot by apes with modified handguns.
>>58250087
>cryingfeelsguy.jpg
>>58242659
>and despise all this, you have internet connection
Is your father a Major or a General, bro?
>>58250139
At least you can claim to have the biggest army in the world because of it.
Enjoy sunshine, soon you'll be able to buy this for a sandwhich
Where the hell does all your oil money go?
>>58250113
What is your plan to move to the USA or Europe?
Which ancestral citizenships are you eligible for?
>>58250216
They mismanaged it so badly that they buy oil from the U.S
>>58242659
>power breaks for 8 hours a day
why?
>>58250216
It's not used for toilet paper, that's for sure
>>58250249
To save dem planet, cracka ass boy!
how does even comunism work in theory people are willing to destroy their countries for?
someone explain how people get indoctrinated in that shit.
>>58242659
And even with all the shortages in your country, you still sent aid to ecuador. Thats something that deserves all of our respect venezuelan bro
>>58246893
>>58246744
Yes, but Chavez/Maburro and co. have been ruining his name with all the bullshit over the past decade and a half.
Venezuela needs another Marco Perez Jimenez.
>>58249230
Failed a long time ago.
>>58250216
Into Maduro's, government officials, and their families fat pockets.
Couldn't even talk with my aunts earlier as no more long distance calling (supposedly for a while).
>>58250344
>how does even comunism work in theory people are willing to destroy their countries for?
Once more in English please.
>someone explain how people get indoctrinated in that shit.
Propaganda and upbringing, same as anything else.
>>58250397
so your country is even worse than venezuela? jesus christ hahaha
>>58250447
how can a rational person listen to comunist propaganda and not realize is a load of crap?
>>58242659
Godspeed yolimar yubileky gonzalez perez. Thanks for the cheap oil.
>>58250148
None, he´s a retired goverment official for the national IRS service.
>>58250207
you already can.
>>58250216
commie bank accounts in andorra and other tax havens.
>>58250240
Europe, I applied for the italian one, we have to do a fuck ton of paperwork.
>>58250449
earthquakes can really fuck you up senpai
>>58250449
bro, ecuadorians are much better after an earthquake than venezuelans.
even we're better than them.
they're basically a failed state now.
>>58250344
It's called populism and poor education. Why do you think commies appeal mostly to lower class individuals?
>>58250484
How did you guys shield yourselves from government seizures?
>>58250477
Maybe they aren't rational and are poorly educated.
>>58250344
it's a cool fantasy. if only everyone worked together and were nice to each other, we would be happier.
I believe when you are at school or college you really have no idea how could it be just a fantasy, because you know shit about the world. So you go commie. It's fashionable too, somehow.
And the thing about people like Maduro is that they can always claim to "be working on communism"... they will accept it's shit now, but if only you had the patience... and then you get to be 78 and still in charge.
>>58250344
>How does communism work in theory
The people(read:the government) takes over the means of production and uses governmental power to spread out the fruits of labor to everyone according to their needs. The problem is, the bureaucrats never distribute the wealth and people stop trying to improve themselves because why would you be a doctor if you're making the same salary as a janitor
>Why are people willing to destroy their countries
Propaganda
>>58242659
What is t he Governement supposed to do? Force god to make it rain? Severe drought can fuck over even developed Nations. In the 90s here in Australia, it was literally illegal to even use water pistols and water guns because of the severe water shortage.
>>58242659
I'm sorry for what's happening, Venezuela. :(
>>58250449
For those that don't know, due to El-Nino, La-Nina cycle, Venezuela (and other countries in the region) have been caught in the most severe drought in like fucking ever.
Venezuela gets it's power mostly from Hydro-Electric. Without rain/water, Hydro Electric doesn't work because it relies on filled dams.
Unless the Government can make it rain, there isn't much they can do.
>>58250397
Its a smokescreen, the goverment does it to keep the "heeeey see? were not so in the shitter here, we can send help, see? we are good! "
>>58250477
poverty
>>58250480
>tfw one of my father´s last name is actually Perez
>>58250531
Selling everything, moving houses, banking accounts, transferring money from local currency to USD, buying smaller things, yadda yadda.
If you got anything big, the goverment will take it for themselves as a populist measure.
>>58250534
this pretty much.
>>58250585
They were supposed to invest in other means of energy instead of just depending on 2 same sources (hydro/thermal) and not steal the money for the fucking projects to save it in banking accounts in other countries.
I think it would have been a nice start, if you go around this country, you will find monuments of this failed state in the shape of unconstructed buildings, civil projects, and many more.
>>58250631
Its ok, pls adopt.
>>58250683
Have you reached Philippines level poverty where you have child hookers running around, or are you still somewhat functional?
Would a tourist get shot there?
>>58250505
ikr, our economic reforms caused by the earthquake are nowhere near as extreme asdaily 8 hour power breaks
>>58250683
I'll adopt you and you can live in Doral here in Miami with me :^)
>>58250683
Waiting for Dilma to get impeach, and Maduro, in despair that is loosing too much power, try to "defend his comrade" by attacking Hueland, making the same mistake the Argentinian made when the junta was falling appart and attacked the Falklands, just to be beat up to a ppl by Shalolins from Tiber full on Ritalin.
>>58249678
Socialism does not equal closed economy senpai
>>58250683
Yeah, that smokescreen isnt working, we still now how fucked you are, sorry :(
>>58250683
the average person can be a retard, but even the most retarded person there already can fucking see their supermarkets empty and how they're literally fighting over a fucking bag of rice.
It's not surprise the oposition won by such a big margin.
also chavez is dead and maduro is seen as a weak shadow.
>>58250744
Venezuela is the second most dangerous country on earth after some shitty place in central america ( Not sure if honduras or El salvador).
It's a no-go zone even for colombians, go figure.
>>58250744
Child hookers are very real, but they´re not out in the open, mostly in gang controlled territories in caracas.
Feel like trying you luck pal?
>would a tourist get shot there?
If he´s walking and thinking he´s safe, there´s about 80% chance, goes up if you have a good phone/nice clothes.
and if you fight back in a robbery, consider yourself dead.
>>58250770
ayyyyy, ayuda pls. I have some family friends there. Heh you might even know them.
>>58250773
armed conflict is not the best idea, but if it happens, well, let it come, im not fighting for this shithole.
>>58250744
bro, I live in Cali, the most dangerous colombian city and I would rather go to my city ghettos than entering the nice parts of caracas.
JUST
FUCK
MY
ELECT-*poof*
>>58250846
>Feel like trying you luck pal?
Good lord no, it's my standard measure of a filed state.
When it comes out in the open is when I consider a country dead.
Which raises another question for me. Why the hell are you there?
Where are you living right now?
>>58250553
Leftism is really fashionable I don't fucking know why. Earlier today I was hearing some inane conversation about tubman going on the 20, snarkily deriding jackson in that really arrogant self-righteous way, and saying shit like "and all washington did was beat his slaves he shouldn't even be on the 1".
Somehow I managed to contain my autism but holy fucking christ I really can't convey here how enraging it was listening to them.
Why do people call Venezuela Socialist?
It literally has zero Socialist policies, the PSUV is a pretty typical Keynesian party
>Muh price controls on certain goods
Exactly the same shit that every western country uses during a depression. The problem is Venezuela (like most developing nations) has no real functioning insitutions, so it can't effectively carry out such policies like you can in the west.
>They call themselves socialist.
So do numerous other parties including in the first world, is France Socialist because of it's Government? Is UK Socialist when Labour is in power? Is Australia Socialist when Labor is in power? These are all parties that are part of the ISO.
Also hilariously, Venezuela has less public spending percentage of GDP than most western countries, so Venezuela is technically even more right wing wing and "small Government" than pretty much every western country they cry too constantly.
Look up the "Resource curse" and learn how important functional institutions, rule of law and transparency are to effective governance. The idea that the PSUV is "Commies killing the country with muh socialism" is just propagandistic bullshit.
>>58250914
They grow out of it
>>58250862
Venezuela is so fucked up right now that people are making lines on the street and paying to use the same deodorant. I've never seen such a thing in my entire life.
http://www.semana.com/nacion/articulo/venezuela-filas-para-comprar-una-untada-de-desodorante/470409
>>58250477
They don't realize that in attempting to create a communist system will most likely lead to a terrible dictatorship.
>>58250822
Yeah, we know, but the goverment will keep this shit up as long as they can.
>>58250831
they´re a special kind of retard, they believe its an "economic war caused by the CIA backed oposition hiding the food for the masses" kind of deal. They are THAT stupid.
>>58250836
El salvador, I think.
>>58250836
Its shitty to think my country is worse off than fucking syria.
>>58250862
Tbh if you really go to the NICE parts of caracas, nobody is going to touch you, rich people has their thugs well in control with enough money, drugs and firepower.
>>58250907
>Why the hell are you there?
I live here, I was born and raised here.
>Where are you living right now?
I´d rather not disclose that information but lets just say I live in the middle of everything, outside caracas.
>>58250922
I'm going to call you a socialist faggo because I can't refute your argument in any other way
>>58250941
More people are growing out of right wing extremism and globalization.
See there's always dumb poor people.
>>58250846
I recently just sent some medicine to my abuela and some tias that are still living in Venezuela. Can't call my relatives atm, because of some ban on long distance phone calls. Another venezuelan (posts under Portuguese flag) has family very close to me too and go to the same school my sibligns do. I also have family up in Weston (very rich Venezuelan area).
>>58250836
It's El Salvador I think.
>>58242659
This is the country our current government defends. This is what they want us to become.
Foro de São Paulo is killing South America.
>>58250951
I know, it makes us look like a developed nation.
It's fucking sad.
>>58250966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvTj01yTjQ
bro, they're literally having physicals fights to see who can retain a fucking fried chicken.
I literally believe there will be canibalism soon there.
can the venezuelan bro confirm this?
>>58250999
>Fuero di Suan Pablo
Fixed for you brah.
>>58250914
About tubman, do you think other dollar bills will also be replaced?, i mean, i dont have any problem with that, im just curious
>>58250922
It is nice to see a different opinion here.
just keynes my shit up
>>58250999
Defending Venezuela doesn't mean they want to be like Venezuela.
>>58250984
I felt physical anger when I hear that shit comming from a colombian the other day.
I decided to let him talk because I didn't want to enter into a physical fight.
seriously, fuck those retards.
come to brazil
we need hardworking memers
>>58250994
As people get older they get more right wing. People grow into conservatism, they don't grow into leftism
Hopefully our next president and Macri do something with Maduro, the fucker is insane.
>>58251068
They do both though. Shows how much you know.
>>58250914
>I don't fucking know why
Because we kicked them out of the State Department and they had to go somewhere so they went to Hollywood and into universities in the 70's. We've had 40 some years of professors and actors telling us that socialism is good, America is evil etc, no wonder millennials think that way. Hell, all of my professors try to pull that shit
>>58250984
What are the nice parts of Caracas?
Is there street view there or something equivalent? I want to take a look around to get a feel for it.
how can el salvador be more dangerous than venezuela?
like wtf.
how that shit is even possible?
>>58250999
Seeing this shit happening in Venezuela makes me worried. We are next on the line, we need to get off this ride.
>>58250941
They think they're so fucking enlightened because the world is in a liberal swing of its political pendulum right now and so they get societal back up for their ignorance. The worst to me is how fucking easily blacks get away with both blatant and subtle racism and everyone just laughs it off.
>>58251116
Impeachment soon fellow stalker.
>>58251081
the fucker didn't even finish high school. There should be a law that prevents uneducated people from holding high positions in the government.
>>58251138
pls take him back
>>58251078
Or maybe progressivism continues moving and most people just stay in the same place.
FDR would have thoughts Gays and Lesbians and Interracial marriage and Free Banks and Zero Tariffs was absolutely retarded in 1932.
>>58251138
Maduro is not even a venezuelan.
>>58251102
Maras salvatruchas, drug traffic, illegal migrants en route for the US. There are lots of reasons.
>>58250683
I will if you bring a hot sister.
>>58251138
Oh yeah, I agree completely...
>>58242659
your fault for being born in such a shit country :^)
>>58251143
You realize that's fake, don't you?
>>58251162
we have the same shit and we're not venezuela levels.
In fact, we're like 200 place in homicide in the world.
>>58251098
Kek, not even close. They only defend it.
>inb4 esquerdopata
I want Dilma ousted as quick as possible just like 80% of the country, she's a dumb fuck who knows nothing about running a country afterall, but saying she wants a new Cuba/Venezuela just shows your own lack of knowledge of geopolitics.
>>58251098
Source? No one wants to be a failed state.
>>58250995
We were thinking on asking that since my gramps needs a lot of cancer treatment stuff, which we can afford, but nowhere to be found makes the point moot.
All I got is friends in doral, and NYC, family in daytona (sister married to a well off guy, owns a radio station and has made a few books), and she sends some money here to keep it stashed in case shit goes down and the bolivar doesnt mean jackshit, so obvs. were going to need some hard currency to manage.
>>58250999
Indeed, wish someone went there and fucking killed them all.
>>58251022
canibalism? not sure, but those fights are a dime a dozen in here, I always kek when I pass by those places in the family car and see them fighting over diapers and shit like that.
>>58251069
Punch him in the face for me next time, please.
>>58251076
I could consider it, but portuguese just doesnt click in my head for some reason, I can understand it, but god have mercy if i try to use it for myself.
>>58251100
Los palos verdes, la tahona, las palmas, la lagunita, el cafetal (Although not so much now) to name afew.
No google street view as far as Im concerned.
>>58251138
>There should be a law that prevents uneducated people from holding high positions in the government.
Fucking this
>>58251193
HDI helps. El salvador is an amerindian country full of people that barely know how to count up to 10.
>>58251034
I mean, I hope not. I see no reason to. No clue why they did this. But it isn't something to get very upset over either I guess, sort of like naming warships, it's kinda sorta symbolic but it doesn't really matter.
>>58251193
In 1998-2002 Colombia was the highest in the world.
>>58251206
>>58251209
>being leftards
>current year
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/infinite/leftypol
>>58251222
>I always kek when I pass poor people fighting over food
Fuck you capitalist scum oppressor. The proletariat will soon rise up and cast you out of the beautiful worker's paradise they have created
>>58251138
Democracy should no be restrained.
>>58251222
These?
They look like run down apartments.
>>58251248
We've been making huge progress. The homicide rate is now around 28 per 100.000 down from 90 at its peak I think.
>>58251206
Why wouldn't she want a country where she can reign without opposition? Just look at how she's currently behaving for fuck's sake, almost like a communist dictator, except we still are allowed to opposed her by god's mercy.
>>58251154
Neither is Obama American.
>>58250914
Why did you not try to interject? There are many reasons for why George Washington is an important figure in American history; you should have reminded them of at least a few.
>>58251164
I dont think you want a little cranky venezuelan girl fucking your shit up because
>muh vagina
>I can do anything I want
>>58251231
add a law so people cant have kids unless they have a good income and I´ll back you up.
>>58251280
this is not a democracy tho.
>>58251276
try harder papi.
>>58251297
there´s far newer buildings. but our architecture is not really impresive.
>>58251306
Do it while you still can.
>>58251260
>being autistic
>>>/mlp/
>>58251248
the FARC was controlling some cities in the amazonian bro in the 98.
>>58251305
It'll go back up again soon enough.
Making progress is easy when you have America supporting you. It's China that is impressive.
>>58251192
proofs
>>58251280
Idiots who haven't even finished school shouldn't be head of government
>>58251222
Radio station in doral or daytona? I know someone who runs a radio station here, but it's in AM radio.
>Bolivar doesn't mean jackshit
So sort of like know. I'd say just get out as soon as you can and get your grandfather treatment.
>>58251164
>Trusting venezuelan women
lel, good joke
>>58251306
>why would she want a failed state? Everyone wants a failed state!
Ftfy
>>58251280
>Venezuela
>democracy
Maduro lost the elections and is still there famamamam
>>58251342
We're trying, but it won't be easy. We're literally counting on another fraction of the scum of Brazil, politicians that are involved in some deep corruption shit, because we literally have no one else to go to.
>>58251280
he's not even a venezuelan.
that's like me becoming the USA president.
>>58251398
Are you retarded? It doesn't matter how failed a state is when you're its dictator. There are African dictators living in better conditions than you are right now (except maybe for assassination attempts)
Jesus christ how the fuck could people still be leftists
highschool history fucking teaches you that socialism has always been a failure.
your country must literally be mostly made of idiots if this is still the system in place.
>>58243430
t. Noam Chomsky
>>58251320
he was born in haiti if I can remember.
Maduro was born in cucuta, colombia.
venezuela constitution forbids colombian to be venezuela president.
>>58251342
>not a democracy
Didn't say it was. But restrainibg democratic traits is a great way to get backlask in the future.
The whole reason SA is so leftist now is because the US fucked up everything with anti-commie dictatorships.
We'll let you fucks figure it out.
>>58251342
How wealthy are you OP. Use a scale of 1-10. 1 being living in a shack within the countryside and 10 being within the family of high ranking government officials.
>>58251426
Funny to hear this coming from numale sjw central.
>>58251372
It's going down.
Let's hope farc decide to become a poltical party and the ELN also decides to become another one.
>>58251437
>he was born in haiti if I can remember.
Who?
>>58251399
>Maduro lost the elections and is still there famamamam
Really? I hadn't heard about this
>>58251342
>add a law so people cant have kids unless they have a good income and I´ll back you up
If only. Poor families on welfare in America are almost always stuck being poor and that really fucks up the kids a lot of the time
>>58251399
That's now how presidecy works senpai.
>>58251403
You are retarded if you think Dilma wants a dictatorship or a failed state. She is an incompetent leftist. Not a competent communist like Stalin.
>>58251477
hawaii, sorry, a typo.
>>58251480
Elections in venezuela are incredibly rigged, not to mention and opposition leader was assassinated last year.
>>58251413
Well we already have a canadian running for president.
>>58251426
Because leftists aren't all corrupt, incompetent communists.
>>58251437
You get that being a citizen makes you a Venny?
We aren't Japan or Italy with jus soli.
>>58251467
everything in your country is shit. you are literally a lunatic land run by monkeys. favelas, zika, dilma, fucking up the olympics, shitty world cup, bananas. your country might be even worse
How in the fuck did it get this bad despite all of the oil? How has the government not been overthrown by now?
for all the burger friends.
this is venezuela today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ubou6KM9EY
>>58251552
do you mean becoming a legal citizen when you're born or when you enter the US as an adult?
VENEZUELA is PROOF that SOCIALISM WORKS. It's a PARADISE on earth and the only people who can't SEE it are the NEOCON BANKSTERS who fund DEATH and their CAPITALIST SHILLS.
You should be more GRATEFUL for a government SLAVING away for your WELFARE. Despite all the EVIL that AMERIKKKA has wrought upon innocent Latin Americans, VENEZUELA will NEVER SURRENDER to the COLONIALIST, IMPERIAL HEGEMON'S AGENDA that the WEST mercilessly IMPOSES on the developing WORLD.
>#resistance#notinmyname#BLM#equality#palestine#cheguevara#justice#ableism
>>58251527
they are all at least one of those three
>>58251472
And it will go back up. America's rose last year.
Colombia has made progress. Now we will see how it does without the training wheels.
>>58251372
I don't think so. People and especially new generations are growing tired of the whole violence issue.
Your country can help us by not buying (sponsoring) and/or reducing the levels of coke consumption of your citizens (#1 consumers worldwide). However, that's highly unlikely tbqh
>>58251563
>comunism
>working in the real work
>>58251557
>americans calling others liberals
>>58251563
When your economy is 90% oil, and oil goes from $120 to $26 things tend to go bad pretty fast.
Also Venezuela is in a record breaking drought that dried up all the lakes for hdyropower.
why don't you live the country?
If you stopped wasting 60% of the country's electricity to shitpost on 4chan then they wouldn't need to do this.
>>58251583
99% of that shit can be traced down to drugs being illegal.
>>58251575
I guess it's very easy to support socialist/communist utopias when you're not living them in your own skin, right?
>>58251606
I know socialism/communism is shit, but even socialist shitholes like Yugoslavia managed to sort of function.
>>58251631
*leave!
>>58251657
His mother doesn't want to leave and he doesn't want to leave her there
>>58251573
Maduro is Colombian by birth and Venny by citizenship.
His presidency is 100% legal according to the constitution.
>>58251575
Autism
One example does not prove the norm.
But yeah full communism doesn't work in a corrupt and dog-eat-dog world.
>>58251573
Jesus christ thats horrible. It made me optimistic for the future of my country, at least we wont get to that point
>>58251580
The CCP is the first.
They've mastered turning corruption and public jobs into a free market.
Much like America.
>>58251655
can you enlightment me on some current or historical 100% socialist country where it's people have better life conditions than us?
>inb4 nordics
Saw a socialist wearing a marx t-shirt unironically at Uni a few days ago. Reminder these people aren't going away for a while
