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How do I get a French girl like Alizee?
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How do I get a French girl like Alizee?
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You can't, just keep masturbating to alizée as we all do
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>>58234644
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING PERFECT AGHKdasjdasjknadshiDaj
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She is flat and loves Hanounah

>Disgusting
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>>58234391
You can't ;_;
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>>58234391
She has 5head and short legs.
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>>58234391
convert to Islam
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I wish I knew

She is a 10/10, even at her current age
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average french girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyjflOmZJs4
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>>58234391
she's old as fuck now though
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Does she have any actual nudes ? French girls always tend to do
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>>58235075
Still qt

https://twitter.com/mellealizee

>>58235098
no
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>>58235167
never mind i thought she was way older
turns out she's just 31
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>>58235345
>she was 19 when she did -that- video
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>>58234391
Pick any French girl and fusion her with Vegeta
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I want to date a french woman. How do I go about that ?
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>>58234391
In Corsica.

Alizée is Corsican.
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>>58234793

>Flat

She's perfect - not flat at all.
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>>58235167
Then how did I just cum to Alizee strip tease video?
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sorry they are an endangered species now and thus reserved for tall blonde nordic men like me
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there is only one
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why would anyone do this ;-;

>>58234793
she's not flat her curves are subtle
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>>58236228
>Nordic
Sure thing, Li Wudang.
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>>58236228
>tall blonde nordic men like me
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i wanna seeher nips
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>>58234391
>Alizee
>French
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>>58236297

DISGUSTING TATTOOS
ABSOLUTELY RUINED
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>>58236297
>those tattoos
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>>58236297
>murricans will drool over this
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>>58236732
and then a polish janitor will clean up the drool
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>>58236854
haha someone screencap this XXDDDDDXDXDXDXDDXDDDD
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>>58236297
Dropped.
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>>58236994

FUCK
I think i can forgive that hideous tattoo
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>>58236297
Why did she do this? Why didn't anybody stop her?
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>>58236994
damn
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>>58236911
sure thing senpai
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>>58237463
now to r/4chan XDDD
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>Liking non-white women
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>>58236163
You better provide details you fookin wanker
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>>58237500
right on

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4fuued/burger_boy_banters_pedopole_epic_banter/
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>>58236994
Hnggggggg
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>>58237732
based, epin XDD
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>>58236994
>>58234911
>>58234805
these webms are old and she probably doesn't look like that anymore

besides true French women are blonde
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>>58237927
They color their hair.
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she thicc now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPH73xjXKYo

>>58237732
madman

>>58237927
>(not true, by the way)
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>>58237927
>besides true French women are blonde
lol no
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>>58237927
recent photo of her

Obviously she's aged a bit (12 years) but she still is very attractive.
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>tattoos
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>>58237732
R O A S T E D
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>>58238572
Literally every british (both women and men) have tattoos m8
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>>58238784
That's just the low class chavs that go on holiday to Spain
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>>58237732
>There are leftist redditfags who browse pol with the only purpose of finding and screenshotting "right wing and racist" posts to then obtain fake internet posts on reddit. OP is ine of those faggots.
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She's ugly as fuck
Don't know in your cunt but in France she's considered a 6/10 and 4 points because she's white.

This is a 10
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>>58238124
>>58238209
I dunno, are Celts supposed to be blondies ?
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>>58234391
I don't understand the hype.
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>>58239204
meh
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find a flaw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQIqKOkslfw
The only thing I ask is a Superbus gf ;_;
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>>58239802
I want her to sit on my face
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>>58239204

thats not a french 10
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>>58239913
>tfw no dominant french mommy gf to make me eat her out while she tells me about how she wants to remove the migrants
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>>58239999
I would remove every muslim in the world singlehandedly if she told me to
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>>58234391
Are there no webms of this video where you get to see her boot heels? At least one full leg shot, fuck.
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How do I get a Najat gf?
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>>58236394
>>58236464
t. ahmed al-akbar

i'm a glorious fennoswede you plebs
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>>58239802
she's not a lefty
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>>58234391
You have to be black or muslim.
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>>58234391
>>58234805
>>58234911
>>58235167
>>58236297
>>58236994
>>58238124
>>58238316
>it will never ever happen
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>>58240196
I said flaw.
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>>58238316

>tats

DROPPED, give me my teenage boner back
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>>58234391
she's honestly just "meh" when you consider French standards, in all honesty
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>>58240276
her father is autistic
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>>58239802
Strabismus
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>>58239802
She's a bloody racist slag
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>>58240471
that's not a flaw
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>>58240504

xDDDDD
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>>58240536
mehmet pls go
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>>58240557
t. jamal blackman
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>>58236297
>tatoos


Y JUST Y
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>>58240471
That's not a flaw
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>>58240557

t. Tyrone Tyrell
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>>58240659

t. Akala Akuna
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>>58240276
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>>58240761
my heart
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>>58240557
>>58240675
>>58240743
All non whites please leave
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>>58240761
She's ok, she looks like a couple of my former high school classmate if they aged a bit.
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>>58240840

t. Mustafa Saleem
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La base
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>>58241072

french gf how
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>>58241310
FRENCH WOMEN ARE FOR AMERICANS
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>>58236297
ya fuckin blew it

>>58236994
>You will never pound dat in that outfit during her prime

WHY EVEN LIVE
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>>58240250
But you're a tall Houkchadden der Vanderbilt it should be easy for you
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>>58241072
bob haircut looks great on women, especially dark haired women
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>>58241368

literally 30 odd miles from french people
god made them close for big anglo cock
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>>58238723
A FUCKING LEAF XDXDDDXXDXDXD
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>>58241310
/int/erpals and I'm not even joking
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>>58236297
>TATTED
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>>58236163
Give us a sauce you fuck.
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>>58241581
I'm 187cm but the highest I've ever been rated was a 3/10. Besides how the fuck am I going to get out of this country?
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>>58242104
>>I'm 187cm
isn't that legally a midget in netherlands?
or are you a woman?
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>>58241820

unironically made an account
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>>58242148
Rude.
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>>58242270
sorry miss
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>>58242160
You did well. I met my French qt there and recently we made 2 years, we're also planning on living together this year
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>>58239093
I wouldn't be surprised. /tv/ has so much boogeyman talk about /pol/ it's crazy.
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>>58234805
MUH DIKK
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>>58234391
Keep dreaming baby
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>>58242451
jheez wow good on you man
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>>58239204
Ugly pig, you have shit taste
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>>58236994
Oh hell yes
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>>58236994
I want her to sit on me
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>>58238124
wew
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How do I get a Bulgarian guy like Azis?
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>>58246051
A FUCKING LEAF
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