People often wonder why the British Empire was the largest in the history of the world
>Be late middle ages
>Various nation's militaries calling on young men to sign up
>British men surrounded by the worlds ugliest women
>On an Island, can't even easily go abroad
>Offered free travel and accommodation abroad to meet foreign qt's
>Millions sign up on day one
>britishempire.exe
>>58233705
Then do it again you cuck
>paki women
>pretty
You're still surrounded by ugly.
Convince the lads to fight
I know why we can't colonize for shit, now...
FRANCE IS PERFECT !
>>58233871
>fight for the interests of the cancerous nation of america
fuck off
>>58233959
>tell the brits to do something good for themselves
>they do the opposite because America told them to do it and they can't look like a lapdog
Oppositional Defiant Disorder.
>>58233954
>FRANCE
>PERFECT
wew
>hehe british women are ugly, yet the men are handsome
>that is why I'm alone!
>would that it were ages past, then I would have a veritable harem
>>58234197
Remember when you tried to invade the superior France ?
>>58233954
Fuck you why did you leave Québec
>>58234321
Coz the King was a cuck, brother
>>58233705
lads on tour part 2 when?
>>58234406
Sorry but we'll have to take your country, SPM is not enough...
>>58234563
>Fr*nce