If I were to ask you where to get a decent meal around your area, where would you tell me to go?
Where would take me if we went on a date?
>>58224622
>tfw no 2nd amendment practicing gf
>>58224675
You could have a second amendment practicing BF instead. :3
>>58224786
do u have a qt boipussi
>>58224622
>I have something you can chew on my pants
I usually go to a bar near my apartment first, 3 liters of beer later the plan is to "go to a place i know that makes the best pizz" It only works until 8pm so i know it will be closed, so i sugest to go and buy some sushi in a place that is just 1 street away from my apartment so i can drag the girl in and put more alcohol in her. That's a perfect first date, cheap as fuck and you get the job done.
Applebees or Red Robbin are the best places to take a girl on a date.
>>58225385
Clever man. How's the food at the bar? Or is it strictly a bar, and what little food they have only exists to make you thirstier?
>>58224622
>decent meal around your area,
my pants
>>58224622
> if we went on a date?
> 4chan
Very funny.
>>58225461
>Applebees
>Red Robbin
You have shit taste in food. No girl wants to go to fucking Applebees.
>>58225515
Is there no good food in Ruskieland?
If it tastes good enough I might try your cock for dessert.
>>58225465
You must go to a bar that doesnt have real food aside from fries, or else you are risking the girl wanting to stay there.
>>58225607
We've got blini, shchi, pelmeni.
>>58225385
It's weird how we are all the same
>>58225762
Is that some sort of flatbread?
Where do you get it? Actual sit-down restaurants, or a street vendor of some kind?
>>58224622
>f I were to ask you where to get a decent meal around your area, where would you tell me to go?
Kitchen.
>Where would take me if we went on a date?
Bedroom.
>>58224622
>Where would take me if we went on a date?
I would take you to my love palace made entirely out of hot naked chicks, because I'm obviously dreaming.
There's 3 really nice restaurants where I live that basically guarantee pussy if you take a girl there. One has excellent steak, one serves Dutch food and changes their menu all the time, and one serves traditional "Southern" food but made extra fancy. All 3 of them are like $30 per entree but hey pussy is pussy.
>>58225935
Like pancakes, but thin. Sit-down restaurants.
>>58225385
Hello, Dennis Reynolds.
Do you also take them on boat trips because they're aware of the.implication?
>>58224622
only fuck
>>58226257
The dennis system implies you want to see the girl again m8.The closed pizza place is one of the oldest tricks in the world, but is always better with friends and girls you dont really know that well, so the guard is down.
>>58226452
The similarities are there. I cant relate though because here even ugly girls expect to be taken to a fancy place.
If she says she likes Olive Garden I know immediately that the date is just going to be an eat and bang.
Never keep an Olive Garden girl. They are TRASH.
>>58224622
If you eat ass then I got plenty meal for you here
