Is it true that a huge percent of americans think that Spain is in South America, not in Europe?
>>58221427
They believe we are a mexican province
>first day on /int/
Don't worry I'll be your guide, this is my second day.
>>58221501
kek, stupid ameridumbs, how can't they know that Spain is a bolivian city?
>>58221521
This is my third day here, and this is probably one of the most toxics boards of 4chan. I love it.
>>58221427
This reminds me of an Australian commercial advertising some Spanish food product. They showed a bunch of people dancing around in sombreros with Mexican music playing in the background. Can't seem to find the video anymore.
>>58221587
>This is my third day here
woha, we have an oldfag here
>>58221427
I also heard you'll be automatically considered non-white once you land there.
>>58221427
No one thinks of Spain. Always Mexico first
>>58221913
Do you think Mexico will be as well known as they are now without the influence of the US?
>>58221913
Funny since Spain gets more tourism than Mexico.
>>58221427
People mix up Portugal with Spain all the time in America actually
No. Only the idiots do.
>>58222369
That's because Portugal is rightful Spanish clay desu.
>>58222287
In fact, Spain its probably the country with more tourist in the world.
>>58222103
What
>>58222287
North Korea is more known than the Bahamas. But Bahamas gets more tourism
>>58221427
No, but they don't think Spaniards are white. Blame your conquistadores and American ignorance for that
>>58222425
nope
>>58222462
That depens. We all born white, but people in the south usually get sun tunned.
>>58222425
I think that's France but you guys are up there for sure
>>58222425
npe, that's Fronce, you're like the third most visited.
Mexico is like the 10th, I think we could be in the top 5 if we had the same crime levels as Spain
>>58222452
I'm pretty sure The Bahamas are more well known than North Korea here. It's usually one of the first places people are thinking about when summer is approaching.
I don't think I've every had Spain brought-up in a conversation before, unless you include History in school.
>>58221501
because you are
>>58222915
>Fronce
>>58221427
You only come up in history classes and are made to be seen as a huge empire trying to conquer the world.
>>58222915
Most touristic areas are pretty save in Mexico. Or at least it seemed like that the last time. The main difference in tourism is ,we are in Europe,the biggest touristic hub in the world. We probably have way more asian tourists than you wpuld ever could
>>58222425
You're the 3rd most visited after France and USA, you were 2nd at one point, and might become 2nd again based on recent numbers.
t. tourism expert
>>58223143
>il ne connaît pas les fils-Fra
>salopesriant.jpg
>>58223203
Not necessarily, Acapulco is extremely dangerous. I also think that even if people hear that touristic areas are safe they are still scared to come.
>conquer south america
>force spanish in that shithole
>become background of hispanic-world
i just cant understand how eıropoors can be so beta cucks
Remember the Maine
>>58223300
I dont know. Lots of Spaniards visit Mexico. Most of the tourism done there is just staying in a huge palace hotel close to the beach,and visit some monuments with a guide one day. Rivera Maya was awesome btw.
>>58223300
je connaît pêh (sabe pa)
>>58223330
L E P A N T O
>>58223375
Riviera Maya is perfectly safe and awesome, and yeah it's packed with spaniards, but just because a place is for tourists it doesn't mean that it's safe, as I said Acapulco is brutally dangerous
>>58223450
Doesnt the goverment spend more money on security in touristic areas?
>>58223330
el cucarACHO
>>58221427
Sorry but nah.
It may cheer you up though to know that most ameridumbs where I live think that Valencia is a community college and that Oviedo is a redneck town where wild chickens run rampant (pic related).
>>58223330
>leave central asia to conquer anatolia
>force turkish in that shithole
>become background of the turkic world
>>58223834
>background of the turkic world
finnish education
unfortunately, all turkic states except turkey and azerbaijan are cucked by slav niggers
>>58223671
no, the cartels allow tourists to exists so they can sell stuff locally. cartel is authority, its a narcocracy
>>58223244
The difference is that ours are real tourists while yours are illegals with tourist visa
>>58223974
panamANO
>>58224146
What you're trying to say, Pendejo?
>>58223950
Azerbaijan is just as cucked by Russia as any caucasus countries are.
>>58222401
LOL
>>58224539
at least they speak their own language
>>58223694
>tfw born, raised and lived all my in the spanish Oviedo
>tfw this triggers me
I'm doing my Erasmus in France, hence the flag
>>58222425
>"tourism"
I prefer the term colonisation
>>58224822
>colonisation
Dude, empire is over. Deal with it.
>>58224806
el asturiANO
>>58222401
Top Kek
Americans really need some history lessons.
>>58224923
echo de menos mi sidra y mi cachopo desu
>>58224981
nothing he said was wrong tho
>>58224908
he's talking about the fact that it's usually Brits visiting Spain
>>58225067
then america is righfully England clay, Portugal got the independence in 1143, and it wasnt from spain, it was from leao's kingdom, how about burgerland?
>>58223694
Hey! I am from Oviedo LoL
>>58222103
haha, no, We would be as irrelevant as Argentina or Chile.
>>58225137
stop being so tsundere Portugal, everyone knows you're the same as Galicia
>>58225148
cual es tu bar de Gascona favorito?
>>58225106
By that logic Spain is colonised by almost all countries in the world.
>>58225181
>no arguments
>just fromage
>>58225219
I'm pretty sure it was a joke, he's not serious
>>58225137
>independence in 1143
:^)
>>58225067
Un abrazo, manin
>>58225241
Well, I'm sorry then.
My humour detector tends to break sometimes.
>>58225181
Yo suelo ir al Noise, de la moon
>>58225219
>>58224908
fucks sake if you don't know what you're on about don't pretend you do
there are over a million brits living in spain and it's probably the most popular uk tourist destination
loads of english pensioners who don't speak spanish, set up english pubs and communities and sometimes even elect local political representatives that only speak english - not spanish
>>58225154
It's better that way.
>>58225246
What? If cataluna gets its independence? Spain isnt a real thing
>>58225344
entonces fijo que te conozco porque yo soy de Noise/Fénix, aunque todo el mundo de esos bares viene por estos lares supongo
>>58225362
Where for example m8? I'm curious
>>58225246
>his country is literally half the age of mine (1148 / 2 = 524)
>got rekt more than once so hard that they had to share half the world with us
>his language is literally a mix of Galician-Portuguese with Arabic
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>58225362
I didn't even know it was to that extent, I knew about Gibraltar though, but that's because of military conquest
>>58223300
OMG it's the french nerd in mexico who imply he gain billions of pesos by years!
>>58225413
Jajaja cierto, supongo que conoces a Jaime, el dueño del Noise. Como te llamas? Igual te conoce y todo.
>>58225362
meh, they are all around the mediterranean coast in valencia and baleares mostly
nothing of value is lost
>>58225398
>>58225471
more like 1668
>>58225413
Chicano!
>>58225362
>there are over a million brits living in spain and it's probably the most popular uk tourist destination
>loads of english pensioners who don't speak spanish, set up english pubs and communities and sometimes even elect local political representatives that only speak english - not spanish
And they pay taxes to local government and benefit the country they are in, not UK.
It's not a colonisation, it's a voluntery cuckery.
>>58225562
non, j'suis espagnol mais j'habite ici pendant mon stage
non chicano alors
>>58225520
>dar tu nombre real en 4chan
pero fijo que si, conozco a Perti y a todos los del noise
>>58225388
it is, I fucking hate Texican "culture" and chicanos, you have no idea how awful are spring breaks in here, drunk 18-20 years old gringos that talk and act as if they were 15, all of them trying to fit in a small pool, while some ratchet fat girl without tits takes her bra off, while everyone shouts "yeahhhh!!!!1111".
Holy fuck one of these days I'll go to one of those tourist hot spots and go all Adam Lanza on them to liberate this world out off some degeneracy.
>>58222425
I will be making vacations in Sri Lanka this time.
>>58225542
You guys have been a thing since the end of the Reconquista in 1492, though. But you would have had better luck if you hadn't let the Muslim blood make you greedy.
>>58225413
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/3286974/British-expat-becomes-accidental-mayor-of-Costa-Blanca.html
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/may/20/spain-expat-elections-power-british
>>58225597
they are generally pensioners who use healthcare, infrastructure etc. but don't pay any tax as they don't work lmao
if there are regions in spain where english speakers, who don't speak spanish, are a majority or extreme minority THAT is cucker
>>58225542
you really need some classes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_S%C3%A3o_Mamede
>>58225643
Bueno, supongo que dar tu nombre real en 4chan no es la mejor idea del mundo. Ya les preguntaré mañana por un amigo de erasmus en Francia. Va a ser divertido explicarles esto lol
>>58221427
spain is a language and not a country
>>58225597
Spain is the best country to live in in Europe!
That's why everyone is doing vacations in Spain.
They have just problems to adminsitrate the country. But that only affects Spanish people who have to deal with corrupt clercs and politicians.
>>58225879
Thats right m8
>>58225879
>Spain is the best country to live in in Europe!
chicano
>>58225696
>they are generally pensioners who use healthcare
We send the bills to your cuck government, retard
>but don't pay any tax as they don't work lmao
Are you underage? What's IVA, IBI and other local taxes? IRPF is not the only tax we pay.
>>58225683
who cares about the dates, why would it be 1492 or before when most of current Spain was already united, or years after when canarias and melilla where conquered or even later when ceuta was taken in the portuguese independence
or maybe we should take 1975 when Spain lost the last territory before being like today
why are all the portuguese so autistic about Portugal being older than Spain or muh reconquista and no moor blood
it's almost cringeworthy
>>58225810
but portugal was annexed by Spain after that, that's why I said 1668
>>58225851
Spain is not even a language.
What people think of Spanish is really Castillian.
>>58225499
>nerd
Southerner scum from Marseille, Avignon or Perpignan. They hate education overthere.
>>58226099
it got very influenced by other iberian languages so even though it comes from castillian I guess it is better called spanish
>>58225362
That is false. All the local authorities have to speak Spanish English are running away from their shithole. That is not colonization,is called common sense
>>58226012
>almost
>>58225974
>shit economy
>20% unemployment
>regions of his country with locla a majority who speak english
yes and we're the cucked ones
>>58225471
You got crappy clay while we got the wealthiest continent in the war,and then annexed you a couple of years later. What the fuck do they teach you in moortugal?
>>58226012
>annexed
Nigger, one of the Philipes even thought of moving to Lisbon.
The countries were divided in everything. We didn't even had to support your wars in Europe, same way you didn't support ours in overseas.
Spain annexed Portugal as much as Portugal annexed Spain. The union worked as two separate countries under one monarch.
>>58226272
you sound a bit mad that country is being taken over by the english
>>58226012
But had its independence before, so the date tat you said in from the reconquista and not the original independence, you're the autistic when you say that portugal should be part of spain, like it's even closer anymore, we're a contry with proper culture, it's stupid saying that to a contry that discovered the most part of the world and has so much history and culture like Portugal.
>>58226303
>the capital of his nation is 70% non british
top cuck
>>58226397
>TWENTY PERCENT UNEMPLOYMENT
>FOURTY FIVE PERCENT YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT
cannot fabricate
>>58226349
Nah. I preffer you guys than muslims.Britain is a muslim shithole.That is why you come here.
>>58226099
I hope you are from Northern Portugal.
Because making statements about Spanish moorenes while beeing a Southern Portuguese is pretty cunning.
-t. guy with dad from Figueira da Foz
Also, history is doesn't fix the fact that contempory Portugal is shit compared to contemporary Spain.
Man you guys are even to stupid tu run a hotel! Or offer anyservice without making your customers feel like a burden.
Basic stuff even the lowest developed countries manage to achieve.
>>58226336
ehm, didn't u lost prettymuch every good colony to the Dutch in that time?
>>58225659
uf, that's how i feel about portuguese students. skype me, maybe we can plan something together.
>>58226388
>you're the autistic when you say that portugal should be part of spain
I never said that
>>58226554
>I hope you are from Northern Portugal.
Even in that case...
>>58226542
>spain - 4% muslim
>the UK - 4% muslim
ahh yes, very impressive
>>58226646
me 2, degenerates.
>>58226722
Spain is 2,2% muslim by the last census. It is only higher than 2% in Catalonia
>>58226722
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58225362
What will happen to all those Brits when you leave the EU?
Who cares? Not even the EU does when it comes to Portugal or Spain
>>58226869
They can't live here I guess.
>>58226778
Brits mking statistics up to not look like cucks.
Cant make this shit up
>>58226554
I didn't make any statements about mooreness. It's probably some other guy.
I don't know what you're going on desu... not that a shitty migrant has ever made sense, especially someone from the general are of Figueira.
>>58226628
Most of it to the east in the Portuguese-Dutch war if that's what's "good".
>>58225246
>>58225542
you disagreed about the independence date, it's like you saying that portugal shouldnt be independent, that or you just need to learn some lessons
>Education System
>>58226778
>>58226927
lol no, Spain is 4% and the mighty Cataluña a whole 7%
>>58226821
The difference is, we catch them - yours are under the radar
>>58226869
>Imblying the UK will leave the EU
>>58226927
from the last UK census the UK is 4.4% so dunno where this data is from
also where is the french data from? France doesn't collect religion on it's census
>>58227005
>that catalonia
>>58226941
no my whole point is that independence dates are not strictly a objetive thing and we could argue about Portugal being independent since the XII century during the reconquista or after the restauration war against Spain
my whole point is that arguing about muh country age is plain retarded
>>58226333
>annexed
Holy kek, Spaniards are really this delusional and butthurt that they got rekt.
>>58227010
>we catch them
Yeah, after they filled your kids with their sperm for decades and forced them to give birth. Good job, hahahahahahaha
>>58226771
narcissistic lazy fucktards
nuke'em all
>>58227060
see >>58227005
that's probably a meme map
>>58227106
it's not, because the longer you keep attached to a contry, the more culture you will absorb, and the less unique you will be, that's why portugal being so old, has no sense being part of spain.
>>58226937
>I don't know what you're going on desu... not that a shitty migrant has ever made sense, especially someone from the general are of Figueira.
Believe me the non-migrants from Figueira, Coimbra or Montemor -o-velho make even less sence.
We are also super migrants. My grandparents come from Angola. They were kinda forced to move to Portugal, because reasons.
I'm still thinking about a destination to keep up the family tradtion.
>>58226927
>be Spain
>have more than 1% Muslim population
How embarassing.
>Naw we know you're in Europe. Because colonization is such a huge percentage of our history we know that Spain is a european country that colonized most of South America. We just don't hear about you anymore because you are completely fucking irrelevant.
>>58227227
nobody is talking about Portugal being part of Spain stop being so defensive about that
>>58227227
I wonder, beeing attached to Germany via the EU, how many Germany traits have you absorbed?
Nah, people know the story of Columbus so they know Spain is in Europe
>>58227330
Is there a Portuguese Pen&Paper RPG existing?
>>58227457
But Columbus was Portuguese.
He was working for the Christos Order.
Hence the Chross on the sail of his ship.
>>58227387
you said that the age of the contry doesnt matter, im trying to explain to you that it does matter.
>>58227388
since you guys have a darker past, not a big deal.
>>58227546
>>58227457
Christopher was born in Genoa but sailed under the Spanish flag because Portugal said no.
>>58221427
I know the Iberian Peninsula is a part of Japan(ese).
>>58228283
There's a theory he was born in Cuba, Alentejo. That's why he named Cuba, Cuba..
https://www.publico.pt/culturaipsilon/noticia/cristovao-colombo-era-portugues-e-de-cuba-1329784
