How can we save UK from his devastation?
>>58221355
save your own nigger shithole country
>>58221355
Easy, abolish the monarchy, execute the royal family, seize their assets and create a national guard and elect Michael Palin a president.
>>58221355
how do we save europe?
>>58221355
>How can we save UK
Full scale genocide of the French
By uniting ALL white people within your nation.
And denounce the evil...
>>58222001
Very good post.
>>58221355
why does he have a bike wheel
They're fucked
We'll build a museum to remember the times when they where not weak cunts.
>>58221950
I know absolutely nothing about your country. Did you guys do this? Did it work out?
>>58222080
Yes.
We also killed all nobility as well, it works great.
>>58222057
It's the latest deadly weapon your cops seized
>>58222110
>tfw your country has no nobility to kill
We still have a shitload of socialists preaching some kind of insanity all over the place, but I think they're just kind of bored and have taken it up as a hobby. A revolution would be fun, but Australia's big and stable and not much happens here.
Maybe we should overthrow parliament and elect a king. That'd be fun.
>>58222196
>Maybe we should overthrow parliament and elect a king.
And I thought you're a decent human...
>>58222242
Have you ever seen Australia's parliament in session? They all just talk shit and yell at each other. Their average session resembles an /int/ thread more than a proper legal proceeding, and our system is shaky and our politicians are mostly out of touch to the point where they might as well be lizard-men.
>>58222301
We swap PM's more often than poms have a bath
>>58222301
Just go full Mad Max then.
Remember, whenever you do, never bring back kings. Robespierre said that, Lameth said that, even late sir Pratchett said that.
The UK as a whole is fine. England is far less cucked than you Pierre. It's only London, Birmingham and Bradford that are bad.
>>58222373
ill never forgive u for getting rid of based tone 2bh
>>58222451
Not like we had any choice, inter-party backstabbing is down to a fine art here.
Aside from comedy value, he was a bit of a knob end anyway
>>58222426
Pretty sure Robespierre went insane at some point during the revolution and Lameth almost got killed by anti-royalists and was forced into backing them. Pratchett was a meme-author, no compelling points there. Why not a king? In the past many kings were elected, not having another election every four years would actually allow our government to get shit done, rather than spend all their time bribing the lowest common denominator.
>>58222551
>would actually allow our government to get shit done
Shit like this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur
>Pratchett was a meme-author,
Dude, don't. Just don't.
>>58222649
>droit du seigneur
>implying that ever happened
Who the fuck would willingly be the subject of someone who cucks their entire kingdom? That would not be a long reign.
Present proofs.
>Pratchett was a meme-author
Never even read him, your english is good. Are you a real azerbaijanii?
>>58222736
>Who the fuck would willingly be the subject of someone who cucks their entire kingdom?
Ones that would willingly choose a kingdom over a republic.
>your english is good. Are you a real azerbaijanii?
Dude, it's taught in schools there. Tho I chose the German classes, German teacher was hot.
>>58222815
>it's taught in schools here
cucked, I wasn't offered Azerbaijanii classes
And do you seriously take Droit du seigneur seriously? It just seems like common sense to dismiss it as totally retarded.
>>58222890
>And do you seriously take Droit du seigneur seriously?
It happened all over the world, m8. Not here tho, since we had islamic past and things such as those arent tolerated pretty well.
But just remember that people of the old weren't like today, for them king was some sacred thing shat by the god to earth to rule them. It is now that we are seen that they are just humans like us who you can easily drag to execution site and cut the head off. And I clearly don't want it to change.
>>58223006
>It happened all over the world, m8
Did it tho?
>>58223082
It did.
Even now in some deep african tribes taking a virginity is considered something omnious, so a shaman does it most of times.
Antropologists believe it was rose from fear when ancient men saw blood and thought it was a bad sign. Droit de seigneur may be just a continuation of that.
>>58223173
>African tribes
>>58223220
Dude, in that times all was like novadays african tribes.
Even now there are people who believe they shall arrive at some garden after they die and talk to some sky wizard. Don't overestimate human mind.
>>58223289
>even now there are people who believe they shall arrive at some garden after they die and talk to some sky wizard
Okay then, smart guy. Put all your faith in your brain chemistry then. Of course it makes sense doesn't it? Your brain chemistry tells you it does.
>>58223418
>Put all your faith in your brain chemistry then.
You see, brain chemistry works whether I believe in it or not. Also, it doesen't "tell" anything.
Now back to church, m8, was good to talk to you.
>>58223578
>brain chemistry works whether I believe in it or not
explain how you reached that conclusion
>>58223608
Explain what "explanation" is and why I have to explain.
>>58223700
How does your mind work? Can you come up with an answer that doesn't have its foundation in some kind of faith?
>>58223740
>How does your mind work?
Impulses picked from 5 sensory organs get to the brain, get analyzed there and trigger a reaction to an impulse.
Its pretty simple.
>>58223810
You trust these same mechanisms to tell you how they work though.
>>58223840
I don't trust, I use them.
>>58223913
Sounds like you have faith in your own mind then.
>>58221355
By getting rid of all the inbrits
>>58223961
Why should I?
It works when it works and it will stop working when it will stop. Simple as that.
Making things like "faith" up since you're too afraid to admit that you have no way to control them is pathetic. Just deal with it.
>>58224055
I don't quite get your point here about faith. What do you mean by 'them?' What's this 'them' that I can't control?
>>58224117
Can you switch your emotions and senses of and o n when you want?
>>58224151
I could kill myself if that counts. Also there's medication and such which works to an extent with some. I can close my eyes, cover my ears and/or nose, I can consciously force myself not to listen to my feelings.
I'd say yes, to an extent.
>>58223975
t. Quecuck
>>58224202
>I'd say yes, to an extent.
Nope, not even.
You close eyes but you still see. Mainly because eyelids are for protection of eyes, not a switch. Cower your ears and you will still recieve vibrations from your whole body.
You see, your brain is a factory where liquids go trough pipes and control your life. The thing you call "me" is an insignificant part of it, merely a piece of your brain that is responsible for dominance. And it would make up anything to make itself believe that it's in control of whole factory.
>>58221355
Targeting an Exocet missile towards the UK parliament.
>>58224399
What about when I'm asleep, am I seeing then?
>>58224465
Yep. But that tiny part that you call "me" is shut down to rest and process daily information, so you won't know it.
But there are always dreams.
>>58224515
I think you can prove all of this about as well as I can prove Jesus was the son of god. Belief in Jesus gives the world shape and meaning, belief in your brain functions gets you natural euphoria, enjoy your prize.
>>58224594
Well, and this is your flaw.
Believing in religion just steams from your fear of death. Because you don't want to admit that you will perish without trace one day.
What I believe makes me know that I only have this life, so I would live it fullest, and also make world a better place, since it would improve me and my offspring too.
Long story short: You made your god to serve you, and I don't want a servant.
>>58221355
Why do you want help uk !
Peace to the Queen of khan and Canada.
>>58224809
>fearing death
I'm not a happy person, I'm afraid of life. My hardcoded catholic roots are probably a significant factor in my continued not dying.
>I don't want a servant
pleb
>>58221355
These swaggy dudes have some tios for you
>>58225005
>My hardcoded catholic roots are probably a significant factor in my continued not dying.
Just get better, m8. Love the life and it will love you back, there is no need to made up stories to live, you have everything real just waiting for you in this world.
>pleb
Dude, I have paid workers.
I just don't need a servant to survive.
>>58225264
Thank you based platitudes-sama, I'll turn my life around now.
>>58225320
>platitudes
Having a giggle, m8?
For serious, I would like you to be more successful in life. You and all people. The day they show some comedy on TV because they run out of depressive things to show would be my ideal world.
>>58221355
Did you know this about Napoleon?
>>58225632
So what, he was raised Muslim like a normal French.
He gave up on religion after he grew up.
>>58225720
He also had a very small (tiny) penis.
These are just two of his many shortcomings.
>>58225947
>1.5 inches
I don't use freedom units every day, but isn't that like, thumb length?
>>58225632
>>58225947
>200 years later and the bongs are STILL mad
You can NOT make this shit up
>>58227289
>bongs are still mad
>about Napoleon
How's that empire working out for you guys? Much better, I assume, since Napoleon, in his infinite wisdom, dropped that giant dead weight that is Louisiana.
>>58222001
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>58222076
Literally when ?
>>58222446
And only Paris and Marseille are bad.
>>58227385
Only because the americans """"""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""" were threatening to invade it
>>58227534
They should have threatened the mainland while they were at it. Could have made for a nice holiday location.
>>58227589
"non"
Let it burn.
>>58227718
t. Russia
>>58227589
>implying they could take us on the mainland
>forgetting that the only reason they were any """"""""""threat""""""""""""" was because they were on the other side of the ocean
dumb new worlders
>>58221355
Become 51st state of the USA. Use additional votes to put Trump in power.
Deport Muslims and Mexican'ts and reforge the Anglo Empire.
>>58227778
>other side of the ocean
didn't stop the british from slapping their shit down when they got insolent
>>58221355
After what UK did to us i will only enjoy them being devastated.
>le best allies meme
Fuck them. Never trust a brit! They are worse than jews
>>58227815
They slapped their shit so hard they lost the war and their territory lmao
>>58227646
grrrrr !
>>58221355
Oh my god that's a spicy meme
>>58227815
1812 ? You know that Canada exists, right ? (yea, ok, it's not a real country, but eh)
>>58225099
Turks?
>>58224594
This guy is definitely a creation museum regular
>>58228085
Fun fact: it was a fucking Australian who set up the creationism museum here.
Fucking degenerate roos
>>58228189
Yeah I know that's why I said that
Religious Australians are nutters
>>58228271
Wouldn't expect /int/ to know it. Any bad shit the commonwealth does is blamed on us.
>/int/ blames the USA for Bioware, Anita Sarkeesian, and Phil Fish
it hurts
Why do French women CRAVE English men so much?
>>58228396
>Men beeline to moorish women
>Women are more equalized (except for Belgian, French, Dutch, and Poortuguese men)
kek
