Things Americans will never experience
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ITT post things Americans will never experience
Sleeping in a normal bed
Being thin
Having non-mutillated genitals
>>58217940
yearly 30 days vacations
taking their shoes off
>>58217940
>>58218314
Being white.
Seeing their own feet
Sure. the christians tried to transform it into a holy symbol representing rebirth or some shit, but we still shove this phallic symbol right into mother earths pussy every midsummers eve whilst dancing, drinking and frollicing in the bushes.
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>>58218376
Please post relevant pics.
>>58217940
>>58218314
why do europeans wear those weird sailor hats all the time.
i always see swedish people on facebook with them on
what gives
This thread
learn to timezone if you want to banter
>>58217940
having affordable healthcare
>>58217940
>you will never walk a conga line in public
>sleep in a bathtub
>or celebrate the day of the antichrist
Feel bed mans
>>58218467
>swedish people on facebook
Why are you stalking Swedish people?
It's from high school graduation although Nordic high school is more advanced than American and the students are also older.
>>58217940
Was ist das?
>>58218618
I made some Swedish friends while travelling
that was ages ago now I just accasionally jack off to pics of the blonde swedish girls amongst them.
>>58218404
>Please post relevant pics.
ok...
>>58217940
This was nothing special
>>58218803
delete this
>>58218467
>>58218314
yeah, we got almost the same getup over here when you gratuate from highschool.
>>58218831
This is now a cute studenterpiger thread
>surplus military hats are the graduation uniforms
lel
>>58218467
>wear those weird sailor hats all the time.
In Norway the hats are either red or blue. Only autist countries use white hats
>>58218685
>I made some Swedish friends while travelling
Did any of those 180 cm Swedish girls make fun of your height?
>>58217940
Living comfortably in the archipelago whilst still having 100/100mbs internet connection for 30$/month and getting paid to go to school.
>>58219058
Sounds like Long Island. Where I happen to live, currently.
>>58218949
Atleast we're not wearing IKEA tables on our heads in combination with monk robes.
>>58219191
>Sounds like Long Island. Where I happen to live, currently.
So you are Jew, amiright?
>>58219022
No most of them were shorter than me and also there were always 1.5m Italians around to make me look better.
>>58219322
There are many in the more moneyed areas but I am protestant.
>>58219422
>there were always 1.5m Italians around to make me look better.
Lel one of the few positive things about non-whites in Denmark. They make me taller than average.
my boipuss :3
>>58219203
You're right. At least you're not wearing those things.
How do you tell who the Laureates and Officers are though? They don't seem to be decorated.
>>58217940
Why are they all butt ugly
Women who behave like women.
>>58217940
being slim
>>58219705
>that shepherd with the crook in the back
Gotta keep those goats in proper order, man.
Having a culture
Donald Trump as president.
>>58219765
having a culture under your foreskin you mean
>>58219570
We tend not to differenciate our castes, but it happens that some schools hand out a student ring of some historical sort to students who perform exceptionally well.
>>58218975
> i <3 Russ
shoot to kill
>>58219497
than self-reported average
>>58219765
>"Stupeed Americahnz 'ave no cult-tchoor!"
Except for all those cultures that are/were unique to this country?
>w-w yeah. B-but you don't like... dress in hosen and blow goat horns on mountains!!!
... No, I guess we don't do that.
>>58219191
What's it like living in Brooklyn's fart trail
Being ashamed of their country
>>58220000
good dubs-quads combo america wins again
>>58220000
checked
>>58220000
>58220000
Godfuckingdamnit america, stop stealing the thunder when we're tryin to put you down!
>>58217940
Foreskin
>>58218312
We get yearly 60 days vacations in the summer if you don't have a shitty job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6LiuFfdrAg
>>58222289
Would this "job" be High School Student? That's not a job, skippy. Also you're too young to be here.
>>58217940
communism
>>58222146
That is low, anon.
>>58218975
Reminds me of Super Mario
bad dental plans?
>>58218671
They are called white people
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