Fernando Martinez
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Hi, can someone (preferrably a BR, Portuguese or Spaniard) teach me how to be a Fernando Martinez? Preferably by posting his techniques?
Thanks
>>58217143
fuck off
>>58217260
Why do you have to be so rude?
Bumping for interest
>>58217286
He's full of passion
>>58217143
Good luck finding non autistic spaniards here.
>>58217143
Ask the Portuguese guy forcing this meme. He makes up some pretty good stuff.
>>58217521
>What is /esp/
>Sven left his wife, Ingrid, in order to attend another pro-immigrant rally
>Once again, the poor Ingird was left alone while her husband contributed to the decay of her country and culture
>She usually would go to the forest and write poetry of her own, it was in a forest that she had the most astonishing encounter of her life
>After a while, she started to feel warm and heated up, it seemed impossible since everything was covered in snow...
>"What's happening" - tought Ingrid
>Suddenly a lascive Em chord echoed troughout the pinetrees
>A dark handsome man appeared in front of her holding a rose in his teeth and in a exquisite and gracious way he offered her his most precious flower
>"Como tu, esta flor es la inspiracion para mis canciones de amor, dolor y pasion, querida Ingrid" - said the luxurious man
>Ingrid was mesmerized... Never she witnessed such demonstration of "amor ardente" in the frozen cucked lands of Sweden
>The man, filled with lust and pasion embraced Ingrid like a passionate, strong and gracious bull from the warm plains of the mediterranean
>Ingrid just let herself be possessed by the angel of luxury and her orgasms became a perfect simbyose with the pro-immigration rally portests
>Ingrid passed out after such pleasure and was now riding with the valkyries in the chariot of joy
>As the immigrants raped inocent swedish women a single girl was left pleased and satisfied in the snows of Sweden
>Her name was Ingrid and her lover was
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>>58217556
But /esp/ is full of autists.
>An english rose lived quite sadly in her estate mansion in rural England
>Her family lived acordingly to the victorian ideals and her upbringing was very strict
>In that sense, the lonely english rose dreamed of a world of freedom and carefree that seemed so distant from her world
>One day, her mother informs her that she is bound to marry sir Georges
>Poor Mary spent her day weeping for Georges was a boorish brute prone to violence and domestic abuse
>At night while she was sobbing in her sleep a shadow swayed in the moonlight in front of her bed
>A dark handsome man in the most luxurious yet elegant clothes was staring at her with a warm passion
>She felt scared but amazed at the same time, he was like a mithycal creature like the ones she read in fantastic books
>"Cariño, te voy a dar el placer que Georges nunca te podera dar para que pudas vivir en paz por toda tu vida" - whispered the handsome man
>Mary was mesmerized and before she noticed it the man was kissing her neck, lowering to her breasts while his hands massaged the back of her ears
>It was like driving a chariot trough the clouds but at the same time it was so warm like the fields of olives
>Despite being a virgin she couldn't feel any pain, just a gigantic amount of pleasure
>She screamed in extasis when the orgasm filled her young body
>Then everything became black
>When she woke up, her mother came to pick her up for the wedding... Mary didn't knew if it was all a dream
>Suddenly, while she was putting her locket around her neck a small handkerchief with foreign ornaments feel down
>"May this suave and passionate handkerchief acompany troughout your life... There will always be a summer"
>"Yours truly:..."
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>>58217580
>Forofgold killed himself
>Jorge is not active anymore
>27 years old guy from pic related left
Now it's just that "EL POSTPUNK XDDD" retard talking about dadrock, parties and girls. And politics.
>>58217143
This stereotype has nothing to do with us 2bh
>>58217774
Jorge still comes, or at least some impersonator. He just deletes all his posts for some reason. I hope forofgold is ok tobh.
>>58217143
Being confident in yourself.
>>58218257
Just... being yourself?
>>58217143
Get out of 4chan, work out, get a tan, bleach your hair as black.
>>58218692
Yeah. Sure.
>>58217143
>Fernando Martinez
Step 1.
Be Fernando Martinez
>>58219546
Anything I can buy that can make me fernando martinez?
>>58220032
Just be yourself
>>58220116
Thanks
You cant. Its genetics.
>BUT by its fleeting, antic, episodic nature, Brazilianness -- if there is such a thing -- doesn't yield easily to analysis. How to portray a culture whose national stereotype is the malandro, a charming outlaw who survives by his wits, a figure of resourcefulness, courtesy and grace whose stylish cunning passes for the art of living?
>>58221143
please master teach me ur wayas
>>58221593
You have to be confident.
Just go to a girl that you will eat her period like it was soup.
She will see how confident you are and you will get all the pussy.
Works 100% of the time.
Show her good and shitty sides of yourself so she attributes your intense mood swings to some burning passion you feel for her.
>>58217143
be poor
listen to kuduro
get blonde locks
tell a girl about how she makes you crazy and retarded shit like that
profit
![tumblr_inline_mzuee0b7DD1sr7f4a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zKGdxde.jpg "tumblr_inline_mzuee0b7DD1sr7f4a[1].jpg")
>>58221593
If you are one foreigner and confident is 100% of chance to get a lot of pussy on Brazil
[spoiler]and bunda like the pic[/spoiler]
>>58217143
You have to listen to reggaeton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn5C4jw0-uM
>>58222355
Go to 3min04
>>58222355
I thought only Latin Americans do this shit
>>58222355
BLACKED
>>58222555
>only Latin Americans do this shit
I wish, Spain is a brown reggaeton shithole
>>58222798
dude this is gangster as fuck
>>58222937
that video maybe
this is wha reggeaton actually looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9ZRZrBZDUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl3WxJ7KNPo
>>58223132
holy shit that second video I'm dying
>>58217440
kek
>>58217550
It's an alright meme tbqh
>>58223311
We need more Fernando Martinez stories
What's the difference between being a Fernando Martinez and being an Alberto Barbosa?
>>58223592
Fernando Martinez is Alberto's alter ego and nemesis
>>58223592
Alberto Martinez?
Is Martínez even a Portuguese last name? It sounds purely Spanish.
>>58226577
Should be Martines
>>58226604
Yeah, I figured.
>tfw very Spanish name but autistic
JUST
>>58223592
Alberto is a noble scholar
Fernando is a passionate patrician
It's something that has to be in your genes, you need pure conquistador and macho iberico blood.
>>58227811
This, Alberto is a warrior on the field while Fernando is a warrior on the bed.
>>58226604
No, Martins is correct
>>58228551
So should we change the meme?