>me and a mate were looking to grab some dinner last night
>decide to try a korean place because we've never had it before
>order some kimchi, spicy pork bibimbap and a beer
>12 hours later and my ass is glued to the toilet seat
>doing shits so intense I have to take all my clothes off because I'm getting hot and cold sweats
>asshole feels like the ring of mount doom
Why Korea?
Are you sure it wasn't just food poisoning?
You can't have something that tastes so good without being punished.
>>58204097
You deserve it for being a food-race traitor.
>>58204164
t. taco and pizza eating American
don't get spicy food if you're an 80 year old woman would be my advice
>>58204164
As delicious as it is, I can't eat barbecued Kangaroo every night. Need a bit of variety.
>>58204203
Culturally-challenged nations are exempt desu.
>>58204097
Bibimbap isn't that spicy though..
>>58204531
It wasn't the spice really, it was just that the dish didn't sit well in my stomach
>>58204097
>doing shits so intense I have to take all my clothes off because I'm getting hot and cold sweats
>asshole feels like the ring of mount doom
you had gotten good experience!
(＾∀＾)ahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>58204097
Sounds like food poisoning from dirty chinks.
>>58204097
>doing shits so intense I have to take all my clothes off because I'm getting hot and cold sweats
I legit love that. Getting buck naked and squatting on the toilet and letting it rip. Taking a good wet ogre shit is better than sex, I tell you what.
You're lucky.
>>58204097
shut up, you know you loved it.
>>58204550
You should go to Americanized (is 'Australianized' a thing?) Korean places. Sanitation is better and have bigger meat and sides portions for bibimbap.
>>58205270
Westernised*
>>58205345
Thanks. For some reason, the term was just slipping my mind.
we put fod poson in whitie fod
>>58204097
Looks like an egg over rice to me.
Korean fast food is bretty gud though and I don't have that reaction
you probably got mild food poisoning lel
>>58204097
Reminds me of my experience with cheap Malaysian food. Never again lad.
