> be American
> visit Mali
> drown
Yes...an accident
>Suicide
Probably the same with germans and brits
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balconing
>>58199606
>drowning in a desert
Amerikeks
>be American
>go to Russia
>"commit suicide"
>Europe
>Suicide
allahu ackbar
>>58199687
That would be an accident though.
>>58199606
>Europe is literally such a dump that Americans kill themselves when they see the extreme levels of poverty
kek
>>58199606
>be American
>go to Europe, Australia, or Ladyboyland
>KILL YOURSELF
>>58199758
Yep, we help them twice and they just continued getting poorer and poorer. The next time we'll let them solve their problems alone.
>>58199606
>Suicide
>in Russia
ahaha, Russia is depressed even for visitors.
>>58199606
>Be an American traveling to Europe
>Miss being shot at home so shoot yourself there
Who wants to bet that most, if not all of those "suicides" in Thailand were just sex games gone wrong?
>>58199871
When did you "help" Europe, fucking idiot?
The only country which saved Eurpe TWICE from nazis and in WW1 was Russia.
>>58199606
All our neighboring countries cause Americans to An Hero, we're special because they drown here instead.
>>58199782
this wouldnt even be possible to fabricate in a fictional scenario
>>58199606
Notice something?
Estonia is the most advanced relevant country where Americans don't die. Bravo Estonia.
>>58199939
u used slav tactic 'cannon fodder' and i appreciate that personally, really do, but ussr didn't bring much to the table in the way of brains
>>58199981
That would be the US
>>58199939
Uhh, suuuuuure buddy, if that makes you feel better that's good. But look at Eastern Europe and se how "saved" they are.
>>58199606
>tfw I wanted to travel europe before commiting suicide
i guess i wont since thats a cliche
also
>netherlands
>>58199606
What compels a European to search for something like this? Obsession?
>>58200146
curiosity and autism
>be american
>think you can handle our small foamy beers
>fall in canal and drown
ah yes
>>58200146
They hate us cause they ain't us.
>>58199606
>be American
>visit Europe
>kill self
>>58199782
A lot of Polacks drown here too. They never learned to swim and probably think the water level is low or that the water is warm.
>>58200094
Eastern Europe including Russia is shit (surprise surprise) because you, piece of capitalistic yank shit. didn't want to trade with commies and basically put us into isolation declaring the Cold war. All your fault however. Thanks for Vietnam, Afganistan and appealing of ISIS and refugees in EU btw.
>>58199606
THEY DIDN'T DRIVE SO GOOD
>"accident"
"suicide" good job Russia, keep going going
>Be American
>visit Mexico
>get shot
>>58200257
>didn't want to trade with commies
uhhh, yea, thats capitalism not communism
>Go to Europe
>Realize how shitty everything is
>An hero
>>58199981
Why the fuck would an American go to Estonia
>ameriburgers in finland don't kill themselves
>we have to get rid of them with "accidents"
>>58199606
I wish I could know the stories behind these people who killed themselves abroad.
Top kek at drowning in Mali though.
>>58200895
>be American
>"wtf this place sucks"
>get shot by self
>>58200895
Probably nothing of interest. They just wanted to visit somewhere they've never been before offing themselves. If I was inclined I'd rather off myself in a Colosseum than in my bath tub
>>58199606
>be American
>travel to Mexico
>get shot
JUST
>>58200885
Did you get Americucked at some point
>>58199606
Now with how each state says how that person died
>>58201147
I think cucking is an almost exclusively an american pastime
>>58201173
Only our Swedish Americans who brought the practice from their home country
>>58201173
>be american
>go to any euro country
>see how much of a shithole the places really are
>kill self
lmoa never change burger bros
>>58200810
Estonians worship Americans like gods. All you need to do is go there and drop your pants and 1000 qts will start catfighting about who gets to suck it iftst.
>be american
>go to the most cucked country on earth
>get shot
