Tell me about the different parties in your country.
PO: traitors and thieves
PiS: traitors and thieves in denial
SLD: ex-communists
PSL: nepotists, would get into coalition with anyone
Nowoczesna: same as PO
Razem: commies and SJWs
Kukiz: nationalists and anyone pissed off at current system
Korwin: libertarians, somewhat conservative
Conservatives: party for the rich / hard-working
Labour: party for """people""" who claim benefits instead of working and pakis
UKIP: meme option
And apparently there are some others
To better understand the American system you have to remember the sheer number of sub-factions that make up our two major parties. It's best just to think of the Republican and Democratic parties as ultra-unified coalitions.
>>58173454
is CDU an auto-racing team?
Left : "yum yum black/muslims dicks are delicious ! :pppppppp"
Right : "yum yum black/muslim dicks are not that bad ! :3"
>>58174097
No, it's the main conservative party. In some states they are still center-right (e.g. Bavaria) but Merkel pretty much ruined the whole thing.
Sanders: wishful thinking socialist
Hillary and GOPe: warhawk neo-cons
Trump: nationalist conservative american hero
>Liberals
Cu cks who like taxes
>Conservatives
C ucks who don't like taxes
>NDP
Cu cks who like taxes: farmers edition
>Block Quebecois
muh sovereignty
>Green
C ucks who like taxes: hippies edition
>Christian Heritage
C ucks who don't like taxes: Irrelevant faggots edition
>Communists Party
C ucks who like taxes: How are they still around? edition
>Strength in Democracy
Literally who?
Except for Wilder's PVV, they're all pretty much the same incestuous bunch. And Wilders is the hated outsider not only because he goes against the status quo and doesn't join the orgy of interparty circle wanking, but also because he's a mong that offers no real solutions to this country's problems. And sadly, he's our only hope.
>>58173454
We have only one real party in our country.
1/2
>>58173454
Pretty much this
>välittää = cares about
>vain = only
>ei välitä = doesn't care about
>>58174344
2/2
Who would you vote for /int/bros?
>tfw no moderate party who want to impose stricter immigration laws and actually close loopholes in response to their abuse by temporary foreign workers, and discuss additional healthcare reforms for much needed efficiency improvements rather than sticking with the same old because of muh culture arguments
Why is centrism dead? I blame the Americans, Irish, and Jews personally.
>>58173454
all you need to know
I kinda stopped to care, even Front National is a normie party now
>>58174386
Je4nhctbeha Cp6nja
I really couldn't.
>>58174988
Ik nie begraip
I've wasted my vote on this party twice.
Going for the 3peat.
>>58175131
Why do you have 343950493504359430 Communist parties ?
>>58175073
The founder of the German mother party is an antifa brony.
I sure as fuck would never vote for them.
pro western thieves
pro russian thieves
>>58173454
Fine Gael - Michael Collins' party, largest party in Ireland, currently in "caretaker" position until our election deadlock is broken. They're centre-right and probably the most conservative party (which most support being professionals/wealthy or farmers).
Fianna Fail come in number two, they're populist faggots who will do anything to suck up votes.
Sinn Fein are lefty faggots who don't even know what their own policies are, it's basically just "not what we're doing now".
No other parties are worth a mention.
>>58175183
S-same
>>58175169
Butthurt after military govt. Plus sucking on govt tits.
>>58175176
He's not the founder, he was spokesperson for a while. The party was founded by software developers and computer scientists, it was later taken over by SJWs.
>>58174386
Jedinstvena Srbija
>>58174786
Which one is Kemalists.
>>58175374
Also it was originally founded in Sweden.
>>58175404
I was talking about the German branch.
>>58174786
You are the reason people hate us.
>>58175402
CHP
Democrats: pro business, leftist on social issues
Republicans: very pro business, conservative on social issues
Meme parties:
Constitution Party: slightly more conservative Republican Party
Libertarian Party: highly pro business, leftist on social issues, very pro small government
Green Party: pretty leftist on economic issues, very leftist on social issues
>>58173993
You mean just the rich.
No one rewards the hard-working. They just trick you into believing it is true.
>>58175550
>You are the reason people hate us
I like Turkish girls though, does that make you feel better?
I'd like to spend a year in Turkey studying as well, but I don't want to get arrested for being a spy, so I think I'll just go to Norway or Sweden.
>>58175550
>You are the reason people hate us
>this is what coastal çomars believe
gb2 ekşi lad
>>58173454
>Conservatives
Corrupt career politicians
>Labour
Corrupt career politicians
>Liberal democrats
Corrupt career politicians
>UKIP
Corrupt career politicians that got kicked out of the other 3 parties
>Greens
Hippies
>>58175604
>Libertarian: highly pro business
What's the last time you say Goldman Sachs donating to a libertarian campaign?
basic guide here
Tories are snakes, they talk about tradition and Canadian patriotism, then they go on to cut the military, bring in immigrants, and generally jew people over. Still the best choice of the big 3
Liberals are even bigger slimes, they do everything the Tories do except also take away personal freedom and waste tons of money on completely useless wank to appeal to a select few urban knobheads. MASSIVE populists, will do literally anything to get power and abuse it once they have it.
NDP are fairly benign commies, eveyone likes them but no one wants them in government (for good reason since they are retarded) their last leader was very popular and when he died there was a massive state funeral, if he survived cancer he would easily be Prime Minister today.
other parties are meaningless
Greens are typical greens in that they care more about social issues than the environment
Bloc are Quebec national-socialists
then there are other smaller parties with no seats
>>58173454
PD (Democratic party) - Centre left/Centre,EU cocksuckers,technocratic
M5S (Fives stars movement) - Populist,claims to be nor left neither right wing,digital democracy,puts a lof of stress on being honest common people
LN (Northern leage) - It used to be a extreme-right wing party that wanted federalization for northern italy,now it's only a anti-immigration anti-gypsy exc. party,it has a twin party ''Us with Salvini'' (the leader) for the south but it doesn't get much votes cause in the south they hate Lega nord and its leader
FdI (Brothers of Italy) - Watered down fascists,the leader is a hysterical ugly woman
FI (Forza italia) - What's left of Berlusconi's right wing liberal party
SI (Italian left) -Some unsufferable irrelevant leftists
NCD (New centre-right) - A branch of Forza Italia that seceded to support the current government
>>58174281
pretty much this
NDP, conservative and liberals have been fighting for power
Green and block Quebecois are just representing some groups, eg have no plans to run a country since they know they wont get elected
Rest is memes
>>58175169
because Leftists are worse than Protestants when trying to unite and work together, so there are always a billion hyper specific parties.
>>58175793
>this is what coastal çomars believe
>a çomar calling others çomar
kek
All are shit
>>58173454
We have more than 40 political parties, and a single ruthless Islamic dictatorship continually disintegrating them forcefully.
Everything from bolshevik communism, to Baha'ist faith, to outgrowths of democracy and leftism to technocratists. All they do is masturbate intellectually during party conventions (piss poor), and rub their hands at their inability to depose the Islamshits.
>>58176246
>pls gavurs adopt me i am different :((
lel. keep up cucky çomar.
>>58175230
>Fine Gael - Michael Collins' party
so they say, kek
>The biggest task will be the restoration of the language. How can we express our most subtle thoughts and finest feelings in a foreign tongue? Irish will scarcely be our language in this generation, not even perhaps in the next. But until we have it again on our tongues and in our minds we are not free, and we will produce no immortal literature.
>>58173454
>Νew Democracy (conservatives)
Butthurt cucks that lost the elections for the second time
>SYRIZA (liberals)
Cucks that betrayed their country
>River (central-rightists)
>MUH FREEDOM :'(
>Golden Dawn (fascists)
Living memes that somehow got a lot of votes from retards that havent read history
>KKE (communists)
Revisionists that dont even do something to get any support from the people
>Pasok (central-leftists)
It was the rulling party for like 4 decades now its literally a meme that only really old people vote for
>>58176504
Does the general Greek populace hate Syriza now? I thought they were pretty revered when elected
>>58176578
right now?yes.Even when they re-elected him they knew he would fuck up
>>58176370
As much as I love the Irish language and wish we all spoke it, there are more pressing concerns at the present. The Government should do what it did in Temple Bar and make the Gaeltachtaí tax-free zones desu.
If Galway and Cork could be Gaelicised, that'd pretty much guarantee the survival of the language, even if Jackíns don't speak it here.
>>58176361
>is brutally cucked by arabs in terms of culture, language and religion
My cuckiness is nothing compared to yours.
>PN, Nationalists
Butthurt eu cucks
>PL, Labour
left/centre-left, still a better choice than the above in every way
>Green party
>Imperium Evropa
>Everything else
meme parties which never nor ever will have any seats
>>58174344
Is the last one the party of the Serb who was found not guilty last Month ?
>>58174344
>>58174386
The Texan or Itchy
>>58175131
>psdb top tier
>psc mid tier
shit list
>>58173454
Both are shit we need a shake up
>>58176206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS-0Az7dgRY
Republicans hate everyone who isn't rich, straight, and white
Democrats hate everyone who isn't rich
>>58178578
t. bernie supporter
>>58174658
The Irish and the Jews are two sides of the same coin, at least in America
>>58173454
LDP: a main fucking puppet of US, which consists of stealthy Korean Japanese.
All the rests: sub puppets which just pretend to be against LPD.
End.
>>58174281
>Christian Heritage
Kek, never heard of that party actually
>>58175550
>CHP
>kemalist
>not k*rd loving gommie like c*cks who offer their wifes to syrian bulls
haha nice meme my ekşisözlük author friend , now go back there
>>58178596
>t. butthurt classcuck
>>58174786
Why don't you like MHP? I thought they were nationalist shouldn't they already be mid tier?
>>58173454
PRI: the crooks who ran this country for 70 years. Can usually finish what they start because they know the ins and outs of the corrupt system, but are too stupid and incompetent to start useful policies. Have a knack for repression. Best mansions.
PAN: right wing, want to teach morals to all of us degenerates. Did a pretty good job with economic stability and a shit job in everything else. They crusaded the narcos with mixed results. Funniest ex president.
PRD: pretending to be commies, but they are ex PRI people who were jealous of their superior's mansions and wanted to get one of their own. Shit left: inconsistent, close to power and incompetent. Best at accesorizing with folk fashion items.
Morena: pretending to be full blown commies. Actual left with mass demonstrations and their very own Ayatola. Bad at losing elections. Best riots.
The others: they go from somewhat relevant to irrelevant but are all PRI or Morena satellites.
>>58173993
>Removes tax credits for families.
>For the hard working
One of the oldest memes around that they are anything but establishment defenders.
>>58174386
the texan seems trustworthy
>>58174185
>american
>nationalism
bruh
>>58179117
For the record, I hate biji biji kurds, I'm not positive on syrian refugees (they're fucking up our already fucked up society) and have nothing to do with ekşisözlük lel.
CHP is allegedly a kemalist but -de facto- it's not, you are right. But AKP is also a bunch of uneducated corrupt people.
God this Kapıkulu vs. Ulema conflict since the Ottoman Empire is so cancerous...
>Front for Victory: Bunch of lefty fags that will throw a temper tantrum if they lose an election until they get it back. They still give a shit about Cristina Fernández de Kirchner even though she's no longer in power.
>Pro: Current party in power, president is supposed to be making Argentina Great Again by deporting niggers and opening imports but is actually making everything expensive and making it impossible to live without having two jobs and selling drugs.
>Every other party: Who cares. They never accomplish anything anyway.
> MdG
Retarded environmentalists, irrelevant
> SV
Socialist Leftist Party, pic related
> AP
Bernie Sanders party, cleansed by Breivik
> SP
Farmer's party, big on subsidies but pretty based
> KrF
Angela Merkel Party, belong in cucksheds
> Venstre
Liberal party, recently failed imposing a third gender by law
> Höyre
Moderate conservatives, ruling now alongside FrP
> FrP
Cuckservatives, pretty based on immigration though
1. Lukashenko
2. People who have no power
>>58183740
>Liberal Alliance
>knepper ikke en gris
>Mangler Alternativet som hippier
Konservative burde slet ikke være på den liste så irrelevante som de er.
>>58181763
LDP is irrevelant so AKP is still the best party to vote for
>>58184210
What an ugly languege
>>58184298
>coming from a fucking Turk
ayy siktir git desu
>>58184298
> a fucking Turk
You've got no right calling anything ugly, fucking shitsweat smelling goatfucking gorilla looking motherfucker
>>58184366
>>58184368
>mfw uncultures savages getting butthurt in seconds
laughing at your barbaric opinions desu
>>58184366
When I was in Denmark I did not see one shitskin
>>58184368
In Norway I felt like in Pakistan
Can I convince you for a good German quality cleansing ?
>>58184414
Whatever you say Baphomet, at least we're European
>>58184478
You must have been in Oslo. That's a lost cause but the rest is still good
>>58184414
The Greeks were literally the first to use the word to describe your lot.
>>58184478
What place were you visiting? We've got our share of shitskins, but it's mostly focused in "larger" cities.
>>58184538
Oslo is barely "Norwegian" lmao. It's real fucking sad.
>>58184495
The term "European" has gotten the meaning of "civilized" when we Byzantines invented it you nigger.
Be respectful next time you talk to a person of an highly culture than you are
>>58179268
I can agree with most of this.
>>58184597
Actually the Romans ( our ancestors , may them rest in peace ) invented the word Barbar to describe someone that is not a Roman Citizen ( which is you )
>>58184196
Based
>>58184414
>mongol/arab/kurd whatever the fuck turks are supposed to be calling anyone barbarian
now shut up and go make me a kebab
They're all ridicolous
>>58184683
damn, you could at least try
>>58173454
I always waste my vote on the animal party.
>>58184608
>>58184414
>>58184298
>>58184683
Turks aren't even good at baiting
>>58184735
>>58184826
Brödrefolk
>>58184298
fuck off you disgusting shit
>>58184597
I was in a little town in the middle of the West Coast. Really nice place. We did a trip with my whole Senior Hgh School class. Lots of parties in different rentable houses. We were sued multiple times. Kek.
Do you make this too after finishing shool?
But even in Kopenhagen I saw few shitskins.
>>58184538
Yes, Oslo.
>>58184608
>Roach
>Byzantine
Lel
>>58185009
>>58185026
>>58185305
>>58185361
>jealous barbaric scum that envies our highly Byzantine heritage and culture
lmao keep crying
>>58183740
>LA
>not a fedora wearing man fucking a animal of own free choice
Ha
>>58174386
>>58174344
dont you have a party for retired people?
>>58185361
>little town on West Coast
Explains it, shitskins tend to stick to their hubs in east coast cities in Jutland or larger cities on the islands.
>>58185412
>>58185637
So you have parties who want to go partially SS and make Denmark more Danish ?
Pic related are the parties. Gray is how many seats they have in the second chamber (the relevant part of the Dutch parliament), the other colours are recent polls. The next election will be march 15 2017, provided the government holds out that long.
>PVV
Wilders' party. Kebab removalist and anti-EU
>VVD
Right liberal/libertarian-ish
>CDA
Centre right christian democrats
>GroenLinks
Typical green party, but with some fairly commie views.
>SP
Socialist, commies in denial.
>D66
Left liberals. Typical progressive college student party
>PvdA
Center left, social-democrats, for people in favour of big government without going full commie.
>ChristenUnie
For left-leaning christians.
>Partij voor de Dieren
Meme version of GroenLinks. Literally means party for animals.
>50 plus
muh elderly
>SGP
Far-right christian democrats. Basically our version of the Westboro baptist church. Against womens sufferage.
>>58186082
SGP
G
P
>>58176701
Fine Gael as is is not very pro-Gaeilge, it's approached with total reluctance and obligation, when really we should be looking at it as an important national project.
>Vänsterpartiet (V)
Communists
>Socialdemokraterna (S)
Socialists
>Miljöpartiet (MP)
Socialist tree huggers
>Centerpartiet (C)
Socialist farmers
>Moderaterna (M)
Slightly less socialist socialists
>Kristdemokraterna (KD)
Christian slightly less socialist socialists
>Liberalerna/Folkpartiet (L/FP)
Ironically named authoritarian slightly less socialist socialists
>Sverigedemokraterna (SD)
Anti-immigration socialists
They all suck. SD just sucks slightly less.
>>58178946
They're in ontario, one of the most catholic provinces, they almost won iin my town, they're awful
Conservatives: Party for the rich
Labour: Party for the Muslims
Lib Dems: Party for Students
UKIP: Party for NIMBYs and the uneducated middle class
SNP: Party for Scottish people
Green: Party for Reds
Monster raving loony party: Party for patriots
>>58179268
We didn't deserved Calderon, he was too good for us.
we have 2 and they're both fuckin retards
>>58195353
To elaborate, we have Republican and Democrat parties, there are also independents but they haven't won a single state since 1968 (ie very irrelevant). Republicans are what euros might consider to be "far right" they heavily oppose socialism, many want to de-legalize abortion, base their political decisions off of the Bible, oppose immigration, are pro Israel, make gay marriage illegal, and become more involved the in mid east. The Democrats are center right, but even ideas such as socialized healthcare is tantamount to full communism to many Americans, Hillary is center right, and Bernie is actually leftist.
To summarize, we have Christian Right and Left leaning right
>>58173454
Dems: Jewish Neoliberals
Republicans: Protestant Neoliberals
>>58175131
>PSDB that high
Shit list.
>>58175674
t. lazy millenial
>>58195915
Europe doesn't get to decide what's the "center" of right and left. We're the size of their continent and have our own unique issues/priorities.
>>58197537
>t. delusional idiot of any possible age
wow, you made this seem hard
>>58197181
t. MAV-PT
PD: main left wing party, the one in power, pro immigration and EU cucks
SEL: other left wing party, lead by a pugliese literal faggot who adopted a baby by a surrogated mother with his male partner. he's basically our bernie sanders
Lega Nord (Northern League): originally meant to be a regional/secessionist party for northern italy, it has shifted from its early setting, and its current leader, Matteo Salvini, made it into your generic anti-immigration anti-EU right wing party
PDL: what's left of Berlusconi (main right wing leader through the 90s and the 00s) party after his political defeat in 2010
NCD: a bunch of ex-berlusconi's asslicker who seceded from his party after his political defeat. they're our cuckservatives
Forza Nuova (New Force): softcore fascists
Fratelli d'Italia (Brothers of Italy): another generic right wing party, lead by a mentally instable woman
Scelta Civica (Civic Choice): party founded by the ex leader of the technic government from 2011 to 2013, Mario Monti. ust your usual EU asslickers
Movimento 5 Stelle (5 Stars Movement): you know all those disturbed people who go all "much chemtrails" on facebook and such? now,imagine they founded a party and went to the government.
that's M5S for you
Scotland has basically became a one party state.
>Scottish Labour *
Fucked
>Scottish Liberal Democrats
Fucked
>Scottish Conservatives*
Unpopular in Scotland
>UKIP Scotland*
Coburn can't lead a campaign
>Scottish Green Party*
SNP but with Green paint
>SNP
Rabble rabble Tories rabble rabble Independence
* party leader is gay
Scotland has the unofficial gayest Parliament. There must be a seat or something making them gay.
>>58198096
>pro immigration and EU cucks
Its cuckness is not comparable to the other similiar European parties though. They know they can't make Italy go full YES
>>58198440
they can't because we still didn't fully give in to the cuckoldry like most of europe, but they're trying to.
remember it's thanks to them if people like Boldrini and Kyenge sit in our parliament.
>>58198651
I've heard rumours your women visit the Africans who come through italy
>>58198936
>said by a britbong
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2218451/Emma-Watson-doubts-date-British-man-again.html
>>58199100
considering she is a champion of feminism I take it as a compliment
>>58199100
After she said that she went and dated an English Rugby player
protip: never believe anything a woman says
>>58199162
yeah, but she was one of the very few attractive women your nation ever spawned
now that she openly cucks you what do you have left? maise the hobgoblin williams?
>>58199273
she is literally dating some brit right now, women lie about everything, don't believe clickbait
>>58173454
Just check the pic
>>58174329
You don't need another one tovarish
>>58199591
this
>2 choices
WEW
E
W
pic also very related
Dup- right wing ultra protestant bible bashers
Uup- same as above but a few moderates
Sdlp- moderate party , most voters now culturally irish but indifferent to national question
Sinn Fein - basically the catch all party for nationalists (think a centre left fianna fail in the north) voters are unanimously in favor of United Ireland
Aliance - Belfast centred party, basically culturally mutual unionists
Greens: SJW, communist, hippie filth
Labour: Corrupt, Muslim rape supporting, socialist Bilderberg filth
Lib Dems: Corrupt, irrelevant, centrist Bilderberg filth
Tories: Corrupt, lying, neoliberal Bilderberg filth
UKIP: Patriotic, anti-Bilderberg and worth voting for but sliding leftwards because they're pussies who play the media's games instead of sticking to what they believe in.
UDI: Right wing party, pinochet nostalgics, the party of the tax evading richs, ulta-catholic closet-pedophiles and nigger low class who wants so bad to be high class
RN: Centre-right, same as UDI but to a lesser extent
DC: Centre, mostly corrupt, ambiguous and oportunist fucks but some are decent politicians
Comunist: mostly pòt-smokers and "muh human rights" faggots, zero relevance in parlament
The rest: like 10 or 15 centre to centre left parties who are in goverment now. Throwing our country to the toilet. Thats all you need to know.
>>58186547
If M would step up thier libertarian (not liberal) game and push for a stricter immigration policy, then i think it would be a viable option.
But yeah as you say there are pretty much a socialist consensus.
>>58179117
he is probably one of those retards from /r/turkey
>>58175550
>chp
>kemalist
lmfao
Popular Party (PP): traditional right wing party, conservative, voted by elder people and faggots who like bullfighting because their parents told them that's the right thing. Utterly corrupt and redneck tier.
Spanish Socialist Party (PSOE): traditional left wing party, kinda progressist, voted by some older people, workers and faggots who get stressed if they consider more than two options. Utterly corrupt.
'We can' (Podemos): started out as communist / in touch with the people's needs, but that has currently lost all touch with reality and just wants to govern to steal as other parties.
'Citizens' (Ciudadanos): has been around for years but only started being noticed recently. Right wing, but tries to hide it to get more votes. Also, faggots who want to steal.
There are lots of meme options, especially these last years.
>>58173454
>Conservatives
Zionist oil sheiks
>Liberals
The most Canadian party, i.e. high taxes, corrupt, incompetent, but still manage to get by
>NDP
SJW: the party
>Greens
Hippies
>Bloc Quebecois
Unironically want Quebec to separate, strange mix of fiscal socialism and social conservatism
Labour: Working class party co-opted by neo-liberals
Conservatives Middle and Upper Class snobs and class traitors
Liberal Democrats: Middle class who think they're smart because they're moderates
UKIP: Mouthbreathers who hate white working class and want more Indians instead
Green Party: "I'd vote for them if they had a chance of winning" Social Democrats
>>58180518
I'll take the flower one
>>58174386
The IMF
>>58200757
roll
>>58175982
>Jack Layton as PM never
>>58184366
>>58184368
>>58185305
Turkish sounds a lot better than Danish.
>>58173454
all you need to know is that theyre composed of corrupt incompetent politicians. some are old rich, other are new rich, some have links with commies such as fidel, other had links with nazism, other had links with italian mafia, etc.
>>58174658
There's no political scale, it's more like a mirror: the further away one walks from the center so does the person on the other side.
SNP: Party for left of centre middle class people. Talks the talk of a communist party but doesn't actually commit to any economically groundshaking policies. Obsessed with policing the way people live their lives.
Scottish Labour: They don't even know themselves who they are or what they stand for.
Scottish Conservatives: Marketed themseleves as the prime Unionist party, however under that mask you see the same old billionaire wanks.
Greens: Lunatic contingent.
Scottish Lib Dems: Middle class Europhile party that actually cares about civil liberties.
UKIP: Heart in the right place but basically a laughing stock here.
Our green party is the complete opposite of any of the green parties of your countries.
They are super corrupt right-wing pro death sentence.
>>58200757
I'll roll
>>58203892
Right wing is way preferable than socialist/commie/populist BS.
ND and PASOK: destroyers of anything worth in the country including the people themselves. No ideology, pillagers of everything has value
KKE: Stalinist communists, don't need further info
SYRIZA: Renewed shittier PASOK
ANEL: Chemtrail believers, "patriots"
Golden Dawn: Hitler supporters, don't need further info
Potami: Literally Bobolas: the party (bobolas is a local oligarch, has his nose in everything big ranging from media to construction)
Union of Centrists: Well centrists, its presidents was trying at least 20 years to get into parliament, predicted some things, has some things to say but nothing too good
Only party that matters.
The rest are all leftists or alligned to the Military Regime.
Liberals (government, senior): Conservatives who wish they were small L liberals, in various stages of denial about it. Corporate cucks. Rife with internal division. Entire time in government spent shooting themselves in the foot.
Labor (opposition): Leftist in ideology, bizarre mix of unionism and corporate cuckery in practice. Until quite recently rife with internal division. Reliably caves to right wing pressure. Spent entire time in government shooting itself in the foot.
Nationals (government, junior): Conservatives pretending to give a fuck about regional areas. Cucks to the liberals on literally everything.
Greens: Token green-left, no further explanation required. Only major party to vote against some serious civil liberties restrictions in the last few years.
Senate crossbench: Kingmakers. Most things do not get through the senate without a majority of them agreeing, unless Labor caves. Assortment of micro-party memes including billionaire astro-turf party breakaways, a christian extremist, a libertarian who got up because people can't read a ballot paper, an accident from micro-party preference deals and one actually okay person
it's a cake. the towers are the two governmental parties, socialists and conservatives. the planes crashing them are the main opposition parties, green party (left wing) crashing the socialists, freedom party (right wing) crashing the conservatives. ministry of justice is WTC7
