Post the MOST dangerous animal in your cunt
>inb4 muslims xDDDD
>inb4 blacks xDDDD
UK: TIL we have european adders here, but probably Cows
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cows-officially-the-most-deadly-large-animals-in-britain-a6727266.html
black muslims
bumpin ur mums
>>58171569
urm
>>58171548
Interesting seeing France having significantly more venomous animals than the rest of Europe.
Why does France have so much compared to other Yurop
>>58171608
>be french black muslim
>be venomus dangerous animal
>google "venomous animals in france"
>first result says "The testicle-biting fish is not the only potentially dangerous animal found in France. "
AAAAAAAAAHHH
>>58171608
I guess it's because of the oversea territories.
>>58171638
Must be because of our overseas territories.
>>58171608
>>58171638
>>58171664
Probably a shop
Unless they count our oversea territories species
Our only native venomous spider wont even bite you
You can poke it and it just goes into a ball
>>58171682
>>58171706
>hivemind
>>58171608
French Guiana
>>58171548
The New World can be terrifying, given the vastness of the lands and the amount of weird ass creatures you might find.
Or is the "Australia is hell" an exaggerated meme? I don't really mind bugs, but even the tiniest spider will creep the fuck out of me, hate them.
This cheeky cunt
>>58171792
>bite you in passing with a gobful of infection
>piss off and watch you die from afar
Nature's scaliest cunts, besides your mum's of course
>>58171682
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>>58171716
Makes sense, I read this map as just accounting for the land represented and not the entirety of the political territory.
Also, Japan doesn't really have that many, but holy shit, the Asian Giant Horner is terrifying.
>>58171864
roaches arent dangerous though, they are just disgusting
>>58171781
Australia is just fucking weird
Their ants are like ten times the size of normal ants
USA and Mexico are just as bad though, the rule is pretty much the closer to the equator the more terrifying the insects and reptiles are
>>58171869
ikr
These stupid things get hit by enough cars to be the most frequent animal killer of humans in America.
I hate them.
>>58171894
It's a different story when they have the size of a human.
>>58171548
What the fuck, I don't think we have anything poisonous. Except for maybe ticks and those are insects and they carry a virus, not poison.
>>58171966
Holy shit
>>58171716
not a shop, I found it on reddit a while ago actually
heres US
For americunts surely it's the cow.
Causes heart disease, and thus the most deaths
MORE: http://brilliantmaps.com/venomous-animals/
>Surprisingly, it’s not Australia but Mexico with 80, followed by Brazil with 79 and then Australia with just 66 (they just happen to be more potent).
>>58171608
>>58171638
>>58171682
>>58171706
>>58171759
>And if you’re wondering about France, it’s because it includes French Guiana, which is considered an overseas department of France.
>>58171995
>>58172117
Well yeah, that's bullshit. 10 subspieces of viper.
http://www.afpmb.org/content/living-hazards-database
>>58171548
I like how all the venomous animals choose to avoid Lesotho
In Brazil we have this really common spider that could necrose the whole bitten area in a few days if not properly treated. It gets hidden in clothes, shoes and dark places. Fortunately it's really easy to get treatment.
>>58171548
can i move to europe?
I guess wolves? Bears are as likely to just run away as they are to fuck you up, but if you run into a wolf it's probably going to kill you dead. But I think there's like 300 of them in total
>>58171548
>venomous
Rabid black muslims.
>>58171548
Greenlanders :^)
>>58171548
>probably cows
>not scots
>>58171548
chile does it again !
>>58172471
Years and years ago, shit it's actually been a decade I think, I was at this camp. Last night we were all sitting in a dim room talking about the week, and I'm sure I saw a massive centipede walk across the floor. No one else seemed to react to it at all, all these years I've been wondering if I just hallucinated. It's not like they couldn't have seen it
>>58171548
Numbers wise domestic animals like horses and cows have the highest rate of kills, but their not really the most dangerous.
Either saltwater crocs, buffalo, bull sharks or eastern browns would be the most dangerous
>>58171781
>Australia is hell
wow, what a cunt
>>58172957
This. I'm pretty sure horse related deaths account for the most here in Aus. We have so many venemous animals that every hospital is well stocked with pretty much all types of antivenom so people very rarely actually die form snake bites and no one has died from a spider bite since 1979.
>>58173402
didn't some guy die like 2 weeks ago from a redback?
>>58172679
centipede in finland? you were just hallucinated
>>58171548
gypsies
>>58173552
He died from an infection related to the bite. Not the bite itself.
>>58173704
I had to check on wikipedia if we even have centipedes here. Seems like there's 50 species. It was just so abrupt, we're all sitting in a big circle around the room and suddenly there's that thing crawling across the floor. I should have said something and seen if it was even real
Kiwis
Statistically, I think it's deer.
Car headlights basically run against how their eyes evolved. So when they walk across roads and a car heads their way, deer basically go blind and make stupid decisions. Like staying still or jumping right as the car is driving by.
In descending order
>Squatters
>Mosquitoes
>Blue-Ringed Octopus
>Philippine Cobra
