Redpill me on Italy
It's hot as fuck already
>>58170597
Avoid Naples.
Italians speak yelling. They try to steal and scam turists 24h/7d.
>>58170597
Something surprising in Italy : in restaurants, they make you pay for bread and eating utensils.
>>58170829
You're not supposed to eat utensils. American in vacation?
Basically the disgusting France.
Jealous of French superiority they think they're Rome inheritants.
Northern Italy think they're relevant, but still.
>>58170889
I mean for fork and knife. No I live close to the border.
>>58170597
The people of Italy are not very good climbers. They're good jumpers, though.
>>58170964
why so tsundere
>>58170597
i live there
>>58170889
KEK
Best Country in the world and had the most glorious empire in history.
Ave Caesar
>>58170722
You are describing your nation, didn't you?
>>58170597
They know how to cook properly, and try their pastry when you'll be there.
>>58170597
i know a few italian guys
>>58171067
Could be either. But Italy is know by "big Brazil" of Europe.
Btw, we don't target tourists to rob, we target everyone with 1 dollar in the pocket, or more.
Apparently, they like their pasta slightly under-cooked.
>>58171251
It's "al dente" you fatlard, and it's the only way to cook pasta.
>>58171251
>he doesn't cook pasta al dente
holy fuck everyone loves pasta yet no ones eats it the proper way
>>58171235
Or is Brazil the little Italy of South Cuckamerica
>>58171282
>>58171282
>>58171320
Noodles are meant to be squishy.
See: Asia
>>58171351
Lmao. No, Italy has many to learn yet how to be a good robber and scammer. They just scam tourists. Here, is pretty common a 13yo pointing a gun to your head and asking you to give your mobile. I'm not proud of this, but it's true.
Btw, i was a lil bit disappointed with Italy. Thought it was a good country to live. Actually it is, but nothing compared with the others west europe countries.
Great food
Their pizzas were one of the biggest disappointments ever for me
Lots of qts, specially in the north
Can't into English
Great landscapes
They drive at 500 km/h in streets that look like alleys and they're not very good at it desu
Lots of motorbikes (scooters mostly)
Very well dressed in the north (didn't even go to Milan)
>>58171393
hahahaha, Canadian "cooking"
Is there even any chef from Canaderp?
How to cook moose 3 EZ steps , kill, burn, eat.
>>58171555
In 1990, a friend of my dad bought a video recorder that was actually a black wooden box with a red dot painted on it, kek
>>58171646
lmao
>>58171555
Actually, northern Italy is quite nice and their level of transportation is exceptional, even better than Geramny. The roads and cities in Northern italy far surpassed anything I saw in germany, from dusseldorf to frankfurt to berlin to munich, IMO. I had always heard about the "autobahn" talk about falling apart infrastructure ... Now I know why truckers would head south through italy rather than germany.
Redpill me on Bari
best language
best culture
best cuisine
best looking people
(so jelly)
in economical and technological decline (can't into IT )
>>58171704
yeah nice try diego
>>58171848
Even Austria was nicer than germany, plus the scenery near the borders is just pristine ... How i wish slovenia and northern Italy and austria and switzerland could make a state, the Mountain Niggers uber alles.
They make you pay for water in restaurants in Italy
>>58172875
Is there any country where this isn't true? I mean, unless you order tap water i guess
>>58172945
Mineral water, whether bottled or not is free in restaurants at least in the part of France I live in
When I ate at a restaurant in your country, I asked for water, they made me pay for it despite it being obviously a bottle filled with tap water
Also Italians make you pay 1 euro if you eat inside or outside with something over your head, it's literally called a coverage fee
>>58173090
mineral water is not free here either
>>58170597
shitaly
>>58173090
>they made me pay for it despite it being obviously a bottle filled with tap water
Well that's not a normal thing, they scammed you
>Also Italians make you pay 1 euro if you eat inside or outside with something over your head, it's literally called a coverage fee
More like 2€, it's called "coperto" but it's about you occupying the place and paying for service, utensils and other things you use during your meal... according to wikipedia it's something they started doing in the middle age when you could go to a restaurant and eat your own food and they would make you pay something
We aren't the only ones doing that though
>>58173090
Italian tap water is mineral water, comes from the well with a little yellow tint to it, thats al fresco
>>58173317
I have no idea what you're trying to say but our water comes from the mountains, not from a dirty well
>>58173384
shitalia
>>58170597
its far more superior to shituania
thats all the redpill you need to know
>>58173404
cuckmany
>>58173451
fuck germany
I am a Greek.
>>58173485
I know it sounds hypocritical but god damn, you are here all day every day
i dont know much about italy but it probably sucks a lot
everything in this thread is wrong.
>>58173619
italy is wrong
>>58173553
Mama mia today is the birthday of shitler. Let us celebrate together the death of the shitalians who tried to take Greece.
>>58173560
>>58173670
I don't think that Finland is better you slavshit.
I had a nice time in Rome, Southern Tyrol, and some ruins.
Naples was kinda bleh passing through.
nobody did as much for human culture as us.
sweden, norway, denmarkn belgium; anglos, including shitholes like usa, australia, canada, NZ, slavshits, etc, are all butthurt about this fact.
they can't wrap their heads around the notion that they were eating shit and living in mud huts while italy had theatre, codes of law and philosophy.
to make things worse, these italians are non-white, catholic, and like to fuck foreign women with a high rate of success.
the greatest accomplishment of italy is not inventing the radio, the phone, the telegraph, the scientific method; it's not discovering and naming a whole fucking continent and the greatest nation currently existing; it's not having ferrari, lambo, olivetti, nutella, gucci, armani, valentino, pirelli, prada, ducati, martini, beretta, benetton; is not being the cradle of dante, leonardo, vivaldi, marconi and fermi; is not having the greatest food on the planet... and thousands of other things.
is being a bunch of brown people whose creativity, genius and intellect made the whole planet butthurt.
did this "redpilled" you enough?
>>58173747
pay debt
>>58173840
Happy hitler day.
>>58173867
>nobody did as much for human culture as us.
S H I T A L I A
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>>58173670
does that disgusting pastry goblin has a vagina? is that what you call a woman there?
>>58173902
I have no debts slavshit.
>>58173926
>post irrilevant map
>is butthurt about italy
yep, that what he's talking about
>>58173930
Even Algerians are more white and better looking than this shitskin.
>>58173972
I'm not butthurt about shitalia I just don't like non-Greeks.
>>58173930
Disgusting terrona
>>58171717
don't go there
>>58174068
>>58174036
I bump this thread for Greece.
death to shitalia
hitler waits 4 u in hell
Milan is the only civilised place in Italy, everything else is filled with dumb provincials, terroni and worst of all, burini romani.
avoid at all costs.
>>58174371
villagers are the best people
>>58174425
villagers are deformed inbred "people" who can't shut up about other people's business and will try to act superior with all their "genuine culture" which translates in binge drinking at the village's baretto.
literally the bottom of the barrel.
>>58174371
Do you live in Milan?
>>58174523
Of course.
>>58174541
How many Armani clothes do you won?
>>58174573
it's a secret.
>leave thread
>shitalians come back like cockroaches
>>58174371
Why are you being divisive? Milan, Sicily, there's no difference. Italians are all the same.
![tumblr_inline_o01rjmM88k1t5zudu_250[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HJ0rFbE.jpg "tumblr_inline_o01rjmM88k1t5zudu_250[3].jpg")
>>58174371
>Milan
>>58174639
sure buddy.
>>58174677
there he is, the furious provincial.
>>58174639
>Italians are all the same.
yes yes the same shit
>>58174706
they hate homosexuals but there are benders literally all over the place there
>>58173485
Are you ready kids ?
Aye Aye Captain !
I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU !
AYE AYE CAPTAIN !
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
WHO LIVES IN A BOX BY THE AEGEAN SEA ?
GREEKS WON'T PAY DEBTS
INDEBETED TO GERMANS AND BANKRUPT IS HE !
GREEKS WON'T PAY DEBTS
INTO HIS ECONOMY YOUR TAX MONEYS SUNK
GREEKS WON'T PAY DEBTS
WHO HIDES THEIR MONEY TO NOT PAY TAXES ?
GREEKS WON'T PAY DEBTS
WHO VOTES COMMUNIST PARTIES TILL THEIR COUNTRY'S FUCKED?
GREEKS WON'T PAY DEBTS
REEAADDDYYY ?
GREEKS WON'T PAY DEBTS
GREEKS WON'T PAY DEBTS
GREEKS WON'T PAY DEBTS
>>58174918
i woke up half the town holy shit
![artwork-mapping-stereotypes-10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/juIBZMr.jpg "artwork-mapping-stereotypes-10[1].jpg")
>>58174639
Not true at all. The far north is a proper white Euro country, and home to anything hi-tech. The far south is third world shithole. South Tyrol is Manhattan while Calabria is West Virginia.
>>58175009
>Holy Hear
The fuck? Is this a joke on Holy See?
South is italy, north is butthurt.
t. visited Italia 4 times
>>58174918
>>58175096
from now on daily
>>58175009
>South Tyrol is Manhattan
My impression of Manhattan is more like a thriving polluted metropolis with a fuck high economic production, yet you're comparing it to a clean & green natureland that needs to pay no taxes to the central government and even receive welfare not to go bankrupt.
What is the truth?
>>58175118
Haven't seen someone this butthurt on /int/ in a while now.
>>58175208
I think that you are more butthurt than me right FUCKING now my shitalian friend.
>>58175118
Except we lent you money, you turkshit
>>58174371
O MIA BELLA MADUNINA
>>58175302
>turkshit
>looks like a turk himself
>we lent you money
What money? ahahahahaha
>>58175313
CHE TE BRILLET DE LUNTAN
TUTTA D'ORA E PISCININA
TI TE DOMINET MILAN
>>58175355
The money the rest of europe made the mistake of lending you
>>58175431
The world owes us a lot my shitalian friend.
![_77690995_023652699-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xIrnH5c.jpg "_77690995_023652699-1[1].jpg")
>>58175163
The Northern League supports all the lazy monkeys in the south.
>>58175009
Southern italy is still better than 90% of the world
>>58171555
italian mafia spread a lot of 300 euro banknotes in Germany. 300 euro banknotes do not exist. That is how good we are at scamming people.
>>58175506
Lega Nord is basically Veneto/Lombardia/Piemonte.
The snowniggers encroached on the Alps are just as bad as the southerners.
>>58175537
>we
speak for yourself king Terron
>>58175507
wuz better Romans than you and shit.
>>58175535
That's not hard to achieve MrHitler.
>>58175537
shitalian mafia
can suck
my greek
balls
why is the gayreek so angry?
fuck everyone.
Come to
Mother
Fucking
FORUM JULII
If you want to see a civilized place in italy
>>58175574
I can't hear you over the sound of your sister moaning while I thrust my big terrone cock into her tight pussy. Stay mad :^)
>italians
>white
>>58175685
>FORUM JULII
What about it? Cividale is a nice town, but that's it.
>>58175696
reminder
They invented the pasta anda the pizaa ayy :DD
Also best allies <3
>>58175734
your point being? I am both 2 and 3
>>58175685
hey shitaly
fuck you
>>58175731
Intended as the whole region ofc
>>58175759
>pizza
>shitalian
Reminder that it started with the Greeks who lived in what is todays bella shitalia. Even the word, yes even the word itself comes from the Greeks.
>>58175596
I bet you don't even speak Greek Mr. 2nd Generation "muh heritage" nigger.
>>58175886
which one
>>58175866
>>58175759
Oh wow even pasta has maybe it's roots in ancient Greece. We have to learn more about it and spread the truth.
>>58174918
holy shit
>>58175955
you're so autistically obsessed what the fuck get a damn life
>>58175956
Thank you Mr I almost forgot to save it. Dog bless Greece but not shitalia.
>>58176039
Why are you posting on my board you shitalian?
>>58176039
I'm pretty sure he's just a German pretending to be Greek.
Otherwise he would post in greek/balkan generals like real diaspora does.
>>58175866
>>58175955
You sound mad my friend.
>>58176109
yeah, i think so too
>>58170597
The real Italy is Algeria
>>58176170
>>58176109
Armenian or turk, not sure which.
>>58176109
fuck germany
>>58176123
I'm mad at shitaly because there's a chance that an shitalian steps on Greek soil and breathes my air. Those disgusting molecules could come into my mouth later and this is unacceptable.
>>58176235
OBSESSED
B
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S
S
E
D
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JbprREg.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
why did all the whites from the north go to south america? odd to go to miami and see all the pretty white models wit italian last names, and yet i have never seen a white italian from italy in person.
pic: colombian/argie liz solari
most cringeworthy thread of the year
y/n?
>>58176227
Why are there so many losers who follow me all the time? You should open a GDP per capita PPP thread. I'm waiting so long but nothing happens.
>>58176235
There's a chance our poop is already in your bottle of water desu
>>58176260
with Greece. I cry sometimes because the wonderfulness of Greece survived for so many thousands of years.
Italians are the nicest people on /int/
>>58176294
And this is why all shit-alians have to die.
>>58176273
I honestly don't know
90% of the people were farmers,and south america was still a virgin land i guess
>>58176235
Lasagne is better than than moussaka
>>58176199
t. terrone arrabbiato
>>58176355
"Shitalia and Shitler, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame, then comes despair. Two hearts damaged beyond repair... Shitalia leaves Shitler, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.”
Happy shitler day to all
>>58176447
Both look same and must be shit.
>>58176458
t. Mamadou abdulla
>>58176551
We'll bring sharia law to Italy bismillah, Nigel Al-Britani
when does the giro start? it's a good way to see italy
>>58176289
It's not that people follow you, it's the butthurt way of posting you have that makes you stand out.
>>58176745
The funniest about Poles is that they call others butthurt when they are always more butthurt.
Now open a gdp thread slavshit.
>the """"""""""""armenian-greek"""""""""" roach has raided this thread again
>>58176865
Shitalians should be killed from south to north.
I really like Italy and the Italians in general but I heard from a lot of ppl that they look down on us
>>58176922
you should kill yourself first anatolian t*rkseed a real greek loves italians like a brother
>>58176985
Kill the shitalians and make them to minced meat.
>>58177025
>a real greek loves italians like a brother
Then kill all those real Greeks kek fucking cucks.
i fuck
shitalia
>>58176985
We don't, we are brothers
>>58176985
probably north italians who fell for the "germans good greeks bad" propaganda and think we wuz celto-germanics and shieet
>>58177190
A brother speaks the same language and doesn't try to kill you.
Shitalians are not brothers of Greeks.
>>58170597
Christian Maghrebis thinking they're white
>>58177263
Ceterum censeo Carthago esse delendam
>>58177263
shitskin
>>58177296
Sadly yes.
Ba'al Hamon worship's revival for when?
>>58177263
Fuck off Tunisia. You got rekt by this guy.
>>58177461
We already worship a semitic god, no need for another
>>58177461
absolutely fucking never
underratedly genocidal (Slovenians, Croats, Ethiopians ...)
>>58177530
We actually got betrayed by the Senate, but I'll admit my inferiority to my roman masters and Tunisia being their rightful clay.
>>58177263
Youare oil a shit desu
>>58177683
Isn't Greece part of the olive oil federation?
>>58176985
No, we enjoy sunshine together, brother
>>58177990
The sun is Greek.
death to shitalians
The butthurt german on this thread should go suck a dick, Italy's the best nation ever
>>58178380
I am a Greek and Czechs suck German dicks everyday.
God is a Greek.
>>58178446
Whatever you say, scum.
>>58178710
I say that the planet should be Greek.
find a flaw
>>58178767
That planet you're describing would have to pay a lot of debts.
>>58170992
>Le foibe memas
still a shitty country that was created from an even shitter country
>>58178955
No Germans who buy cheap credits and give it with a much higher interest to Greece = no debts
>>58177646
But we are still the good boy m8 ;)
>>58179139
German education, everyone.
>>58179139
answer this then you faggot, if greece and the greeks are SO GREAT THEN WHY ARE YOU IN GERMANY YOU HYPOCRITE
>>58179238
I am a Greek and I tell you that Germany forced Greece to buy German weapons right in the crisis hahahahaha.
>>58179279
>>58178200
>>58178767
Everything is Greece. Greece is everything.
>>58170721
Fuck you fucking escargot
>>58179467
fuck you and shitalia
>>58179177
i'm sure you switched sides just in time to join the "good boys"
>>58179515
Why, I like Germany x,(
>>58179567
fuck germany
I'm Greek
>>58179662
I don't like Greece xP faggt
>>58179776
And I don't like shitaly.
>>58179807
You're fucking pathetic
>>58179839
Nobody who loves Greece is pathetic.
>>58170597
io ho una banana
>>58170597
they are all ridiculous man babies
>>58179839
>cuck republic
>>58179839
Thanks m8 <3
>>58179950
-1 nicht gut mein Führer
>>58180114
You're welcome man. I stayed a week in Florence and it's countryside last year, it was based, love you guys
Our last century of being a joke of a nation apart from 5 or 6 years of boom economico made us bantmasters
if you're a tourist you'll enjoy all of italy, if you're going to move in to live, the northest the better
>>58180040
I am already in Greece.
>>58180320
That's totally wrong, the southern the better
>>58180399
whatever, nice dubs
>>58180502
i agree, it is sunny and chill
>>58180399
>>58180320
>>58180502
fuck shitaly
LEGA
N
O
R
D
>>58180358
Nobody fucking cares
>>58180548
No, fuck you my lord
>>58180575
It's
L E G A
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G
A
N O R D
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>>58174036
virgin subhuman detected
>>58174371
milan is trash you pathetic piece of shit
bolzano and padova already shits all over you
>>58175009
>The far south is third world shithole
> South Tyrol is Manhattan
t.dumb fucking ameriturd
South Italy is the best 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Fhg7EP0pw
>>58180871
shitalian rat
>>58181719
Because it was Greek.
>>58175866
Tfw phoenician master race
>>58181816
shitskin
>>58181816
>>58182043
It's the most beautiful skin
>>58182176
the colour of poo is not beautiful
>>58182176
no
>>58182043
>>58182043
I'm white and Sardinian, phoenicians were white before the niggers got them
>>58182329
all those flavours and you chose salty
>>58182462
The fucking Romans removed the ancient Sardinians.
>>58182551
no lol, they even called a part of the island "barbagia"(i.e land of barbarians) because they had no direct control over it
>>58182551
I'm gonna need sources on this senpai
>>58182473
test
Germanic rape-baby
>>58182597
hahaha you speak shitalian and you are one.
>>58182473
>>58182473
She is Slavic, not Sicilian.
>>58173867
They are still eating shit nowadays lol. I guess it's barbarian culture
>>58182749
lol no she is not
>>58182679
lol no she is not
>>58182835
>cumskin that starts burning after 5 minutes in the sun
>lol no 106% native shitalian
>>58182917
she is pure sicilian though. Maybe italians are not as shitskinned as you thought, mehmet
>>58183035
>pure sicilian
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>sicilians
>PURE
Name people who did not rape that island.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM
>>58183035
She is pure Croatian if anything.
>>58183182
>ambrogino mad that a terrone is whiter than he is
stay mad
>>58183175
(you)
>>58182329
>>58183035
>Sicilians
>Italian
>>58183458
sicilians best italians
>>58183550
They're not Italian. They're Greeks/North Africans who speak a butchered Italian dialect. Only real Italians are in the center of the country,
>>58183035
She's a Norman rape baby, hence one of the few white shitcilians
>>58170597
ok,
Vatican :
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vatican-pornography-transsexual-adult-films-downloaded-on-computers-within-catholic-church-8566432.html
the rest of italy :
they invented pizza.
Lamborghini.
Rocco.
Cicciolina.
Felini.
Pasolini.
they are the biggest consumers of brazilian traps.
they are really close to their mothers, like in a creepy way.
Leonardo da Vinci.
thats it. They are cool and like to party, eat and drink. they like sex, but are kind of creepy with their mothers.
>>58175062
Based Polan
>>58176355
Ahahahahhahahahahha
>>58176985
Southern Italians say "WE WUZ GREEKS 'N SHIIET"
>>58175062
>South is italy
*Center
>>58183716
>>58184385
You are wrong, the North, the center, the South, sardinia, all are Italy and all contributed to what Italy is today.
Ligurians are the best italians
>>58170721
why?
>>58184639
Sardinia is completely irrelevant
>>58183815
>damage control
amgrogino pls
>>58183716
the italian language comes from tuscany, not north italy
>>58184639
That doesn't make them Italian genetically. There's a thing called "Italic people". Those were exclusively located in the Center of the country only. North is Celtic and South is Greek.
>>58185529
There's been a long process of homogenisation under the Roman rule. New worlders need to stop telling Europeans about their countries.
>>58170597
I heard Italian men have huge penises.
>>58185744
>There's been a long process of homogenisation under the Roman rule.
Not true, even Cavalli-Sforza back when population genetics was starting to take place noticed local differences in Italy being mostly preserved.
Nowadays we can see this quite clearly from autosomal DNA.
>>58185744
If you study the genetics of Italy you'll realize I'm correct. Southern Italians cluster together with Greeks and Northern Italians cluster together with Celtic nations like Spain, Portugal and France.
Italians look semitic
>>58185926
>Iberians
>Celtic
>>58170597
It's a boot
>>58185926
I have come to realize that the world has a misunderstanding for the word "Celtic" , I always thought the celts were irish, but it turns out that the irish are celts. Where did the celts come from? are they Otzi? And WHO killed OTZI, the jews? Nazis? Huns?
>>58186054
>>58186280
>>58185529
>North is Celtic and South is Greek.
The native people are all Italic people, from the Alps to Sicily. Just because they lived together with Celts and Greeks doesn't mean they didn't exist
>>58186438
pretty much that entire area today is 'modern descendants'
>>58186451
italians got MOORED the fuck up
>>58186280
Kel stands for Celtic.
Although, I think that "Celts" actually refers to a wider group of peoples that the Romans just summed into a single group.
>>58185901
>cavalli-sforza
kek
>>58185529
You're retarded, Italian doesn't mean "descendant from the Italic people", it's a national identity that has nothing to do with genetics or people who lived here over 2500 years ago. The Italian identity was born during the Middle Ages
>>58184998
Kys
"Celtic" is a shit term since people with Celtic culture were basically everywhere in pre-Roman times.
>>58186451
Careful that usually with "Italic" it is meant to refer to Indo-European invaders of the peninsula like the Umbri, Oscans, Latins, Sabines, Ligures(??), etc..., the more basal locals like the Etruscans aren't referred like that usually.
>>58186822
It's true though
>>58186764
One of the pioneers of population genetics, is that supposed to be an argument? And that was only the beginning as I said.
>>58186882
Not really at least considerino the 20th century
>>58186917
are you trying to tell me this guy could pass for an irish or a briton?
>>58185529
>That doesn't make them Italian genetically.
What is this supposed to mean, exactly?
>>58186998
he could
>>58186998
>>58187032
Ahmed pls
>>58187056
Nice meme picture. If he is of celtic heritage, how come he does not look celtic at all?
