What happens here?
>>58166954
Dole bludging-farming (on land)-forestry-fish farming-supporting industries-dog shit-"tourism"
in that order
Best Whisky
Best Cheeses
Best Chocolate
Increasingly good wines
It's paradise
>>58166954
All i know about Tasmania is that their Abos were somehow even less human than mainland Abos and they got completely BTFO by the settlers.
Genuine Tasmanian here. Ask me anything, no meme questions allowed. I believe I'm the only regular Tasmanian poster on /int/ (there is another semi-regular poster to my knowledge).
If you actually have any genuine questions about Tassie, I'll give you actual answers.
>>58167333
How big is your cock?
>>58167333
How many heads do you have?
>>58167333
Could I jump on an airplane, fly down there and squat at your place?
>>58167333
Have you seen a tassie tiger? and what is the job market like there will you be able to or do you have a job?
>>58167333
Actually I'm a regular as well. You in Hobart?
>>58167379
Not the guy you are quoting but I got a job as a diver on the salmon farms with a horseshit resume and a phone "interview" where the only real question was "what do you feel about working overtime regularly"
>>58167358
Just under 6 inches, I think. Not big, but not small enough to kill myself over.
>>58167371
One.
>>58167372
No. I live with my parents while I'm at university.
>>58167379
>tassie tiger
To be honest, all the 'is it still alive?' stuff is bullshit. I'd almost bet my life that it's extinct. It's been Around 80 years since the last one died, and all the 'sightings' are Bigfooty-tier at best.
>job market
Not as bad as people make it out to be. I mean, it's better than South Australia's at the moment, at the very least. Everyone I know either has a job, or is inbetween jobs. I know at least 2 places in my local area where I could get a guaranteed job if I wanted one. However, I work in the city at Woolworths while I'm at uni.
>>58167417
You're probably the poster I was talking about, haha. I'm from up North-ish.
>>58167333
Does your city have a regional flag? if so can you change your regional flag please?
>>58167180
Bullshit.
>>58167586
Yeah i know it is pretty hard to believe that there could be people that are even less human than Abos.
>>58167511
>Just under 6 inches
Hahaha fuck you, inbred beta
>>58167574
I'm from a little town of around 800 people, so no I can't. My closest city is Launceston though, and I live about 2 hours away from Hobart.
>>58167586
He's sort of correct. They did get BTFO, in the sense that they're now literally extinct (full-blooded ones). There is also evidence to suggest they didn't know how to make fire, and didn't really use 'tools'.
>>58167710
Average cock size is around 5.5 inches
>>58167511
>Just under 6 inches
But i thought Australians had
BIG
AUSTRALIAN
COCKS
?
>>58167781
Maybe in Tasmania
>>58167827
No, in Australia. It's pretty similar in most non-Asian countries.
>>58167909
Then you must drag our average down even more.
>>58167781
I don't know how to make fire that doesn't make me non human
Went here a few months ago.
The people actually pronounce 'fillet' phonetically, like 'fill it'
Rustled me good
>>58167999
Just makes you a woman
>>58167999
You don't know how to make a fire without a lighter because you don't need to. Tasmania isn't as hot as the mainland, and drops to around -10 in the winter.
>>58168010
It's surprising how many places around the world primarily use the 'fill it' pronunciation. I do myself, but I thought it was an Australian thing. Met Brits who do it as well, which makes me wonder why you're so surprised (unless its just uncommon, rather than nonexistent).
>>58167999
Use a lighter you fucking retard
>>58167333
IS TASMANIAN DEVIL REAL????!!
>>58168217
It was implied that I meant without a lighter.
>>58168490
There's not enough proof for the abo thing, but it's plausible
>>58168490
Your ancient ancenstors knew how to tho. Which already makes them ----> you superior.
>>58168490
Our people have the technology of a lighter hence we are human
>>58168300
Yeah the tassie devils a real thing. They're basically vermin though
>>58168742
Learn how to write in English properly before trying to come up with a sentence.
>>58168300
Yes. They're facing a very real possibility of going extinct unfortunately, as they are able to transmit cancerous facial tumors through biting each other. Only about 15,000 are in the wild now, which is around a 80% drop since the beginning of the century.
![tassie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2u14J6J.jpg "tassie[1].jpg")
>>58168300
pretty cute when they're not devouring a carcass from the inside out :3
>>58168775
Do they turn into a tornado n' shit?
>>58168809
What do you think? Think hard now I have faith you can do this
![205cf0c250fb75b013fa420c7bb438f8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tl5HDMJ.jpg "205cf0c250fb75b013fa420c7bb438f8[1].jpg")
>>58168864
I think they are very dangerous.
>>58168807
Does anyone hold them as a pet?
>>58167333
How white is you island? Is it full of chinese, abos or muzzies?
>>58168973
They're carcass eaters man. Only dangerous if you get like roofied and left in the bush unconscious
And no no one keeps them as pets
>>58168807
Too bad they're being wiped out by a facial tumour epidemic desu neeee
>>58167333
Have you been to the different parts of tasmania?
What would you rank as the nicest city/part?
How is the weather, is it really as nice as the statistics seem to suggest?
Do they have nice vaginas in Tassie?
Tasmania needs strong mainland men to clean their inbred gene pool
![1414596968878_wps_9_MANDATORY_BYLINE_PIC_BY_D[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ph5c0f.jpg "1414596968878_wps_9_MANDATORY_BYLINE_PIC_BY_D[1].jpg")
>>58168973
>Australia has dangerous animals
when will this meme die?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1uOYtgv.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>58169820
>kangaroos are cute and not dangerous at all
it's like new zealand but whiter and less inbred
>>58169820
Are there any other mammal carnivores besides devils?
>>58169008
they successfully genocided all the abos in Tasmania, no chinese or muzzies either.
>>58169008
Tasmania is the whitest state in the country. Supposedly Australia is 90% white, so I'd say we're 95%+.
>>58169234
>Have you been to the different parts of tasmania?
Yes
>What would you rank as the nicest city/part?
Hobart is the nicest city, although there's only two real cities to choose from (Launceston and Hobart). The nicest place is up for debate. I enjoy the Liffey Falls myself, which is an area near my home of rainforest.
>How is the weather, is it really as nice as the statistics seem to suggest?
Summer days range from 20-38C, Winters range from about -10C 15C. Colder than the rest of Australia, but not too bad considering how cold it gets in other places worldwide.
>Do they have nice vaginas in Tassie?
Good as anywhere.
>>58170178
>Are there any other mammal carnivores besides devils?
I'm going to assume you're not retarded and mean marsupials, not mammals. I know Quolls are.
![160215_MarsupialLion_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u0izyVR.jpg "160215_MarsupialLion_2[1].jpg")
>>58170432
quolls are the only other one i know of that are still alive. we had some pretty insane megafauna once.
