>your cunt
>would you shoot your dad for 1 million dollars
>would you fuck your mom in ass for 10 million dollars
I'd fuck my mom in the ass for free desu
>>58163436
>>would you shoot your dad for 1 million dollars
Yes, you didn't specify what you will shoot him with so I'll shoot him with one of those nerf darts
>>58163476
>be American father
>get shot by son
no
i dont like them one bit but no
>>58163436
>would you shoot your dad.
My dad is already dead so no.
>would you Fuck your mom in ass.
My mom isn't pretty so Nah.
I have fucked my cousin tho and she is hot, nobody paid me shit but I did it for free gladly. :3
Neither.
no
mayybe
NZed
no
i'd do it for free
Id do both for 11 mil, is that an option?
No and no
>>58163501
What if you dug up his rotting corpse and shot it for the hell of it
Why is everyone saying no?
Is the NSA watching?
>>58163436
I'd shoot my dad for free
and no
Ill punch my dad for free, but shoot him? No.
No.
>>58163436
no, wouldnt even be able to buy a house with that
no, mom is /lowtest/
>>58163459
This.
Wouldn't shoot my pops tho.
>>58163542
Nah I don't really care that much about money, I'm a Poor shit but I'm happy that's what matters.
>>58163436
flag
yes(for far less actually,shh)
no
Flag
Yes
No
>>58163436
>flag
>no, even if he fucking abandoned me
>she's pretty attractive so yeah
>>58163436
i would shoot my dad and fuck my mom for 11 million dollars
>>58163436
1. Why not, I haven't talked to him in over 10 years
2. No that's gross
>>58163436
yes
no
Is this a clever thread to see if people on 4chan have daddy issues? Also this sounds like some Sigmund Freud shit.
I've noticed that many anons were raised by a single mom kek
>>58163436
>>would you shoot your dad for 1 million dollars
My dad is worth more than 1 mil. So would most of the 1st world dad's of 4chan NEETs.
>>58163436
>Australia
>No, I like my dad
>No, she's an ugly old bitch
>>58164609
>Freud
Most of his ideas were absolutely false and he's pretty much just a meme psychologist
>>58163436
flag
no, i'll probably inherit that much.
no, 1 million is enough.
>>58164683
nah...shrinks just like to tell normies that because people really just can't handle the fact that our lives revolve around relationships with our parents, siblings, buttholes and genitals.