>wake up
>you are captured by Al Qaeda and are forced to choose one of these torture methods
>which one do you pick?
>fighting jihadists
>letting yourself be captured alive
as if
>>58157875
Dragged behind the car doesn't seem so bad in retrospect.
>>58157875
I call an air-strike on myself
>>58157875
>Al Qaeda
>So 2001
Drilling hands.
It's what Jesus would have picked.
>>58158075
Depends on how fast the car is and what condition the road is in. But friction and hitting stones at high speed with your genitals doesn't make for a joyride
I'd go with something that makes you pass out from shock
>>58158075
A drunk in my city was dragged behind a car once and left out for people to see
It doesn't look that comfy to be honest
If it's just one eyeball, I'll pick that. Or breaking limbs.
>>58158075
>>58158124
>>58158155
Can confirm it's a nightmare
t. someone who fell out of a moving car
>>58158155
What the fuck? Why would you do that?
>>58158191
I don't know for sure but I'm fairly certain he owed some money to bikers and/or other drunks
I guess he was late on paying it back
>>58157875
This is missing the "Suspended and Whiping" and "Clothes iron to skin" ones.
But I'd probably just get an eyeball removed, then later I can get an eyepatch and look like big boss
>>58157875
Blowtorch
It will hurt like hell but it's just burned skin and won't cripple me I think
>>58157875
I thought you had to be touching the ground for electricity to run through you properly
>>58158190
>>58158276
wtf is wrong with you? My mind goes "anything but the eyeball thing"
>>58158741
That's why there's one extra cord for each one on his torso to finish the circuit.
