>pah calls
>"anon, im getting old, i want to be a proud grandfather"
>"yeah dad, will do"
>my pah doesnt know that im gay
wat do guys?
Either tell him or let him die happy
>>58153827
>wat do guys?
No you idiot, do girls.
Buy one from a crackwhore and play house
>>58153827
1. find a woman
II- make a thorough contract with her, all details explained and unchallengeable
c- tell your boyfriend jamal to impregnate her
四. she gives birth to baby and renounces her rights as a mother, as stipulated by the contract. the child is yours
5) show your pah your black kid "pah this is my child"
six- your "pah" laughs at you for being a cuckold. he dies not knowing you're a faggot. everybody happy
>>58153827
Show him your husband's son
There is a board for this shit you fag
>>58153827
tell him lol
american problems
>>58153827
Stop unironically being a faggot
>>58154178
Poland no. Don't do this.
Scientists Create Sperm and Eggs from Skin Cells, Regardless of Donor Gender
Researchers in Japan have successfully bred mice using sperm and egg cells grown in the lab from the skin cells of another adult mouse.
Over the past decade, Mitinori Saitou at Kyoto University in Japan has been teasing apart the genetic cascade that prompts a stem cell to turn into a primordial germ cell (PGC), the cells that generate thousands of eggs in a woman and millions of sperm in a man. He has succeeded, with incredible implications for the future of human reproduction.
Saitou partnered with colleague Katsuhiko Hayashi from the University of Cambridge in the UK to take mature skin cells from an adult mouse and turn them into induced pluripotent stem cells. These pluripotent stem cells could also be turned into PGCs.
Then came the ultimate test of their discovery. They implanted the PGCs into sterile mice. About one mouse in four became fertile again—male mice began producing sperm, and female mice began producing eggs. Hayashi harvested these sperm and eggs and combined them in the lab to produce living embryos, which he placed into surrogate mouse mothers.
http://www.healthline.com/health-news/tech-researchers-make-sperm-and-eggs-from-adult-skin-cells-082613
>>58154122
>>58154178
>>58154209
Based poland strikes again
play madman, get wooden dummy doll and call it your son
there are camps in america for people who want to stop being gay, maybe you should try one of these
but better get wooden doll
I'm just waiting for the girls he posts to get younger and younger until he slips CP into the mix
>>58153827
Don't have a kid, tell him you don't want to bring a kid to a world where sjw's and muslims are taking over every country.
kill yourself
>>58154499
why are you people so simple-minded, 11 years old girls are sexy and 16 years old girls are sexy too, it's about not posting 20+ yo old used up sluts not about CP
>>58154122
MOOOAAARRRR
polan no
adopt a kid, say it's yours
>>58153827
You can still have children even if you are gay.
>>58155336
Make sure to get one of the brown ones so it's convincing.
>>58154628
>he dislikes homos
>he's actually a pedophile
sweet
Split kids with some lesbians
Also, fucking geezers expecting kids from me when I want to have them when I turn 40
>>58153827
adopt
