you wake up in pestilence fort

>>58150443
Ok

declare it my own country

>>58150443
start fighting midgets and steal their gold

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You wake up on the Chateau D'If

pestilence fort looks like a penis

>>58150443
inventory

cry

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>>58150608
in this fort scientists were tasting plague on horses

>>58150443

a bald man challenges me and a group of other people to various tasks

i am eventually victorious and am sent off with a pile of money

also the bald guy has a lion fetish

>>58150850
didn't even knwo this was also a thing in Norway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhoFolRhgj4

>>58150735
>"I-it's not what it looks like"

Declare war on Sealand.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Establish my mother base

Bomb the fort and swim the hell outta there.

>>58150566
Swim to a boat and sail for Monte Cristo

>>58151793
Was a thing in Sweden as well.
Fångarna på fortet.

>>58150443
fap

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>>58150443
Masturbate. I always do that in mornings, when I don't need to go anywhere at this moment.