you wake up in pestilence fort
declare it my own country
>>58150443
start fighting midgets and steal their gold
You wake up on the Chateau D'If
pestilence fort looks like a penis
>>58150443
inventory
cry
>>58150608
in this fort scientists were tasting plague on horses
>>58150443
a bald man challenges me and a group of other people to various tasks
i am eventually victorious and am sent off with a pile of money
also the bald guy has a lion fetish
>>58150850
didn't even knwo this was also a thing in Norway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhoFolRhgj4
>>58150735
>"I-it's not what it looks like"
Declare war on Sealand.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Establish my mother base
Bomb the fort and swim the hell outta there.
>>58150566
Swim to a boat and sail for Monte Cristo
>>58151793
Was a thing in Sweden as well.
Fångarna på fortet.
>>58150443
fap
>>58150443
Masturbate. I always do that in mornings, when I don't need to go anywhere at this moment.