You must live on the International Space Station with 4 other astronauts for a year from 4 different countries of your choosing.
Who do you pick and why?
>>58150352
Female astronauts?
>>58150627
No, space is misogynistic
>>58150352
Ireland, Australia, Japan, and Germany.
Ireland and Australia for fun
Japan, and Germany to help me get the job done.
>>58150730
damn privileged space manspreading all over the place
>>58150352
>4 different countries of your choosing.
I choose:
Japan
India
Italy
Russia
I will assemble the best team of astronauts I can to accomplish my mission
>>58150768
>india
>wanting projectile poos into you
>>58150352
South Korea
Russia
China
North Korea
>>58150352
German and Japanese to do the work
Italian and Portuguese to party
>>58151006
>south korea and north korea together
Kek
America
America
America
America
I can't speak another language so this is the only option for me.
Russia
Cucknada (begrudgingly)
Japan
Germany
Im guessing it has to be males so here goes,
Another englishmen, from anywhere bar southerners for bantz
German guy incase shit needs fixing etc.
A yank so me and the another english guy have someone to make fun of
a swedish guy incase we get lonely.
The USA doesnt need other countries for space exploration. NASA stands alone. The only reason the USA even allows other countries on our ISS is for international cooperation, we could have went about the whole project alone
USA
USA
USA
USA
Do you think space-sex has happened yet?
>>58151258
yeah
>>58150352
An American, an Australian, an Argentinian and a Brit. Shitposting in outer space sounds fun
Poland
Poland
Poland
Poland
Canada, UK, Australia, and South Africa.
We all speak the same language (Ireland and New Zealand are basically speech-impaired colonies of UK and Australia, respectively).
>>58150352
Australia
New Zealand
UK
USA
>>58150352
NOPE
there's nothing scarier than space tbqh
Belize (I always wanted to here English from the Southern hemmy), S. Korean (for sex), Russian (we'd do work together), and an Italian to cook for us.
>>58151314
>>58151327
Russia should be on any list out of sheer respect for contributions and competence. Astronauts are incredibly smart people so the language barrier matters less. The UK, Austalia, and South Africa are not proven in spaceflight.
>>58151384
>Belize
>Southern hemisphere
>>58151345
This, what if you had to leave the pod and work on some shit, the abyss all around you, it's like floating in the middle of the ocean with some shitty piece of foam
>>58151345
That's the beauty of it tho.
>>58151420
>implying I'd be doing any scientific research and not just fucking around in space with my Anglo bros
>>58151312
>>58150352
>Australian, because banter
>Indian, because I'd like to see where he chooses to shit
>Italian, cause they always seem cheerful
>German, because idk.
netherlands
jamaica
afghanistan
greenland
>>58150352
A Canadian, or more specifically a >60yo Newfoundlander, to tell stories of working on the trawlers and to play some god tier Maritime Folk music.
Two Americans because they currently dominate in Space Technology and Space Science, and because of the larger range of qualified individuals to pick from.
An Israeli because jews are literally the smartest people in the world, and will pick up the slack of the newfie.
>>58151702
DUDE
>>58151747
>living in close quarters with a newfie for months on end
>>58151747
Until the Israeli decides to force you and the other goyim out of the airlock.
UK
Canada
Australia
NZ
Nothing but bants, funny accents, and shitting on the rest of the world like we always do.
>>58151791
>living in close quarters with a newfie for months on end
not bad, I've been doing it for 19 years
>drinking
>shooting the shit
>havin a time
>unlimited fish
what's not to love?
>>58151831
>Israeli
>physical force
there's a reason why they're bullied, you know.
>>58150352
No indian, I 'm not interested in dodging floating turds
No german, he might eventually be suicidal and kill us all
Israel
Mongolia
Benin
Finland
>>58152382
Hitler was Austrian.
An israeli
An iranian
An armenian
An azeri
>>58152897
I'm thinking about that german copilot
Finland
Japan
France
Spain
All cutegirls please.
>>58150352
Honestly a Brit, Australian, Canadian and someone from New Zealand.
No language barrier and the banter would be great. Nothing would probably get done though.
who gives a fuck? I'll just pick the chillest dudes to work with whatever country they may be from.
australia
canada
japan
korea
>>58150352
not a russian thats for sure, it is said they grope women and men up there when they get lonely
prolly wank a lot too
id pick: japanese, brazilian, english for the bants, maybe a dutch, theyre nice people
>>58153314
panama a shit
>go to space
>get shot
France
Australia
US
Netherlands
Japan
Germany
France
Switzerland
>>58151237
But how you get down after all?
Mexico
Mexico
Mexico
Mexico
>>58150352
Russian and American dudes with many previous flights. They know this station better than anyone, you can be sure that they can fix anything.
Canadian experienced with all that Canadian robotic stuff.
That Italian qt who flew recently.
Also a lot of bags, I sure it will be vomitorium up there. (I threw up even on regular light plane)
>>58150352
Russia
China
Germany
India
>>58150352
Finland, Finland, Finland, Finland
4 sissy Finnish bois :3
Australia
Canada
Britain
NZ
Need I say more?
>>58159141
>Australia
Chinese
>Canada
Chinese
>Britain
Muslim
>NZ
Maori
imagine the smell after your year long mission mate
>>58150745
same, but instead of australia i choose england. At some point i'll mention the troubles and watch them fight to the death for keks.
USA
Spain
France
Netherlands
Those normalfags will forget about me within an hour and then I can spend the mission in bed funposting on 4chan while they do all the work.
>>58150352
Poles. So that they can finally into space.
Poland
Canada
USA
Brazil
>>58150352
Australian, american and japanese
Might as well have fun
Russia because I need a ride
Canada because might as well be American
Soyuz only seats 3, not sure where the other 2 would go.
I dont want to live in a movie studio setup so no sci fi for me.
Russia
Germany
Turkey
Sweden
to fuck me rough like they did to the country in good ol' days :3
CZECHY
SLOVAKIA
HUNGARY
CROATIA
Japan
China
Best Korea
We are gonna crash
>>58150352
>You must live on the International Space Station
>>58151258
apparently it's very hard to get a stiffy (and probably for grills' genitals to become engorged) because our plumbing requires gravity to help fluids collect where they need to. i bet even if that's true people have gotten horny and at least made out.
>>58163788
FINALLY THE TIME OF SPACE WAR HAS COME
>>58163931
>and at least made out.
highly doubtful considering everyone up there are settled highly professional academics who probably have families back home
we arent send fresh college grads up there
Brazilian
Basque
Italian
German
It would be useful to practice my Spanish and Portuguese, I could learn Basque and Italian and the German can do all the work for us, because let's be honest, the other 3 aren't really known for their work ethic.
>>58150627
Oh yes please.
I would take Samantha C.
Cristoforetti that is. Not Carter.
t. Jack O'Neill
She's so fucking kawaii.
>>58156176
>indiloos
enjoy floating face first into poo lel
>>58164514
wtf is wrong with her hair
>>58150352
>USA
>Hungary
>Italy
>Spain
>>58164615
Gravity.
Finland
Estonia
Hungary
Mongolia
>>58150352
i do no want
do not want to lose my muscle mass
do not want to shit in space toilet (disgusting)
>>58165014
Space toilet is just a vacoom bro.
And you don't necessarily lose your muscles. You can work out despite the 0 gravity.
>>58164939
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>>58164615
it's short
>>58150352
poland
ukraine
israel
russia
:^)
