>his country has animals that can kill you
>>58149928
Name one country that does't.
>>58149966
Mine.
>>58149966
Australia
>>58149966
monaco
>>58149974
>horses
>rabid dogs
>sharks
I could go on
>>58149974
Your country has bats, deers, dolphins and fishes.
All could kill you.
>>58149992
Australia is filled with Australians.
>>58150006
Birds could kill
>>58150055
>sharks
>in fucking Netherlands
>>58149966
The vatican
>>58150134
Filled with rabid Catholics.
>>58150112
They strike when you least expect it
>>58150055
>>58150074
>implying we have rabies
>getting killed by a horse
>getting killed by a shark
>getting killed by a dolphin
>GETTING KILLED BY FUCKING FISH
Are there any countries without a single mosquito?
>the dutch
>>58149992
Drop bears
>>58150290
damn...
>tfw grew up in Arizona and was on the constant lookout for these things as a kid
We lived in Anthem from when it was just opened until like 5 years after that, and in that time we counted ~40+ scorpions in our house. It's not like we didn't have the house treated and stuff, there's just a fucking lot of them. I remember going to friends houses and playing outside at night and we had to look over the backyard with a blacklight first to make sure it was clear (scorpions, or at least some species of them, glow under a blacklight). I don't remember it, but my mom says she noticed one on my towel by my neck as I was walking from the bathroom to my room.
>>58150261
>drowns in a polder
Doesn't matter
>>58150261
Are you implying you can't be killed by these things?
>>58150261
>>getting killed by a horse
Ever wonder why people say not to walk behind a horse?
>>58150333
Had those too when I briefly lived in southern France. Ours weren't lethal however, but to compensate, there was also the constant threat of vipers and scolopendres (research if ye dare).
>>58150074
>Birds could kill
So could staircases. We should shift this thread to
>his country has animals that would hunt youaa
>>58150333
i got stung by a scorpion in my house (texas) when i was walking barefoot without my glasses on, but it didn't hurt more than a bee sting. some scorpion stings are lethal, but i don't think those types of scorpions live around here thank god.
the only thing i can think of here is rattlesnakes. one time in world history class a girl realized there was a rattlesnake on the window blinds just inches away from her head, and animal control had tome come in and slither the snake out.
Supposedly here there are poisonous water snakes, poisonous spiders, and spiders that will melt your goddamn skin
I have seen one of the poisonous spiders, a lad got one and put it in a tupperware (the madman)
>>58150552
Must have been a relatively harmless species of scorpion or it didn't inject much poison (or is it venom? I forget the distinction) for whatever reason. My mom got stung while handling a plant she just brought home from Home Depot and got stung by a scorpion and had to go to the ER.
>>58150697
If you bite it and you die, it's poison.
If it bites you and you die, it's venom.
>>58150482
Wolves, big cats, and bears are the only (land) animals that would actually hunt a human, though, right?
>>58149966
mine
>>58149928
Dogs can kill you.
>>58150912
Thanks.
>>58149928
>melanin-enriched great apes
>>58150956
there are little to no wild dogs here and most dogs here are on leash desu
>tfw a moose spots you in the woods
>>58151043
>A moose once bit my sister...
>>58150055
We don't have wild dogs, horses or sharks, as far as I know.
You're more likely to get killed by farm animals here. Like a cow who backs up to you.
In 2011 an 81 year old man died after being attacked by a cow.
http://www.nu.nl/binnenland/2633402/man-overlijdt-aanval-koe.html
>>58150457
Scolopendre is a frog word.
>>58150074
>>58150055
>horses
hahah jokes on you we literally have NO nature so most horses are a riding school
>rabid dogs
see >>58151032
>sharks
lmao
>bats
never seen one
>deers
we have no n a t u r e LMAO
>dolphins
they are really rare here
>fishes
who the fuck gets killed by a fish
A woman got trampled by cows in cowstreet (seriously).
http://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/binnenland/koeien-trappen-vrouw-dood-koestraat
![deadliest-animals-mosquito[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gilhpyU.png "deadliest-animals-mosquito[1].png")
>>58149974
pretty sure you have mosquitoes
2bh the main cities and population centers don't really have any wildlife danger either
>>58151043
Then it runs away like a pussy.
>>58151195
The 74 year old woman was escorting the cows, but fell and the cows walked on.
http://www.omroepbrabant.nl/?news/231024452/Vrouw+%2874%29+overleden+nadat+ze+vertrapt+is+door+koeien+in+Liempde.aspx
Very dangerous animals.
>>58151247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIrrgmXE3Yw
>>58150925
Komodo Dragons, big sneks, maybe very hungry gorillas?
Can't deer kill people if they walk onto a highway and get hit by car?
>>58151241
>>58151196
Oh yeah forgot about those little shits
In some cities repellents can be a life need if you don't walk with shoes, socks and jeans.
>>58149966
Mine
>>58151333
Happens here sometimes.
>>58149928
>sweden
trees and sewers full of nigger apes ready to rape and kill
/thread
>>58150290
Mosquitos in first world countries are harmless, just annoying.
>>58151311
Gorillas don't typically eat meat, but if you go into their territory and piss them off they'll 100% wreck you
>>58151482
Not entirely
We get a fair number of West Nile Virus cases here.
>>58151605
>canada
>first world
>>58149974
>>58151161
Bet you have kebabs. That definitely counts.
>>58151598
Yeah I could see them hunting a human if they cant find anything else and get desperate though
>>58149928
Exactly. 140 millions of them.
>>58149966
mine
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/01/14173510-70-year-old-oregon-farmer-eaten-by-his-hogs?lite
>>58151281
that was really cool
>human
>not animal
yeah I knew you guys were planted in front of your computer
>>58150457
Erm, that's centipede in English. Still immensely unpleasant no matter how you say it.
>>58149928
Your shitty country doesn't have a zoo?
>>58149974
You live below sea level. The entire ocean is just right there, WAITING to kill you.
