So my family (parents and sister) is excited to welcome a British student this summer.
I have a request for /int/.
I don't know anything about English people, (I can write it and read English, at scholar level).
So how should I welcomes him?
he'll sleep in the room next to mine btw.
>>58140877
Do you know anything about them? Where they're from, what school/university they go or went to?
If they're middle class you shouldn't have to worry about anything desu.
do the world a favour and shoot him
>>58140877
Give him a cheeky wank
If he's a lad and your an autist there could be conflict.
>>58140982
this
>>58140877
You should inform your family that when he returns to your house after his daily activities, you *must* offer to "put the kettle on" and make tea.
Without it he will become extremely distressed and will not be able to settle down for the evening.
>>58140982
I'll don't tell you his name or anything, but he comes from Reading, in the west of London.
>>58141080
>>58141229
He's likely to be a "lad" then, I'm sorry for your loss.
>>58141298
What's wrong with lads? Are you a nu-male?
>>58141333
No, but if OP isn't a normie as >>58141150 said, there's going to be trouble.
>>58141374
Why? I've had no problems. Just don't stand in the way of their drinking habits as far as I can tell.
>>58141229
>>58141298
Nah desu I doubt lads would do this sort of exchange thing. Even if he is a lad he should be alright as long as he isn't working class.-
>>58141489
Eh, just typical turbo-normie stuff.
Not that I'm bothered by it, its just some certainly can't handle the full-on nature of lads.
>>58140877
you must be a good host and offer him your boipussy
>>58141298
>>58141534
Well, excuse me guys, but what do you mean by "lad" exactly?
>>58141706
Can't be bothered to explain, only Brits will understand, Irish too, though they basically are Brits.
>>58141706
I know what the word mean, but it seems you use it in a different meaning.
>>58141706
These kinds of guys. Lads is the regional equivalent.
Other examples are douche, fuckboi, normie.
>>58141148
also THIS is an excellent idea
>>58141706
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=lad+culture&hl=en&biw=1360&bih=667&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjigJGowJvMAhWILsAKHdKxD3MQ_AUIBigB
>>58141792
It means he frequents nandos, goes clubbing each night and played in Sunday league football.
>>58141792
boisterous/rowdy, Drink a lot, and they use weird as fuck slang constantly. I think that's what they mean.
>>58141823
>>58141857
Oh ok, I see.
>>58141885
That's like every white male in greater London between the ages 17-24
>>58141706
urban memetionary says (its not that accurate):
A lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter. Though most lads are youngish (late teens and early twenties) age is not a defining characteristic and you will find both young lads and old lads. Some special skills of lads include, but are not limited to the following:
- Binning Pints
- Exposing genitalia and getting naked in public places
- Throwing up after copious alcohol consumption
- Spousal Abuse
- Getting kicked out of pubs/nightclubs for being overly offensive
>>58141706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU9us8T51gg
>>58141937
Then what's a lad? That's what I always thought you guys meant.
>>58140877
Provide a prayer mat and a compass so he'll know where Mecca is.
>>58141080
No guns in Europe, m8.
It would be Charlie btw
>>58141877
>>58141885
Yes, we have the same guys here.
I hope he'll would not be like this..
>>58141940
>exposing genitalia
Lads always send each other pictures of their ass/balls to each other on WhatsApp and such.
>>58141999
checked
that is pretty much it, I think he was just giving you some info
>>58140877
I would watch your sister if I were you
>>58142047
Just take him to Bataclan theatre then
>>58142115
but what if she wants Big British Cock
>>58141999
You're right, my point is they're all lads
>>58142115
She's 5 years older than him (and me).
I don't bother about it
>>58140877
If you really want to treat him, buy fresh milk for his tea. In France you use UHT milk for everything and it has an inferior taste to an englishman. Fresh milk will make him feel at home
>all these people crying about normies
just get drunk with them and everything will be fine
>>58142285
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>58142304
>just get drunk with them and everything will be fine
But that would mean you'd actually make friends. Friends are for nomies *hisss*
>>58142240
are you into football? football knows no boundaries, could be a way to start off
>>58142047
Wouldn't*
>>58142164
Too late :^)
Yes, thanks for all your tips, but seriously, YOU are an Englishman student, you arrived in a French family for summer, what do you want to be happy/ What for a good welcoming?
>>58142475
Not making a big deal about it, seriously, even turbonormies here have still some level of British autism.
Give him opportunities to fap.
Oh nigga how i suffer when i stay in someone else's home and i'm too paranoid to do it. Even if i manage to pull it off the anxiety alone kills the orgasm
>>58142593
So, french toast and video games?
>>58142475
Can't speak for brits but you have nice weather
>>58142475
Slags, pubs and tea
>>58142475
If im going to france i likely have some of interest in it. Id want to be introduced properly to my host family get to know them a bit. If i know french id want to practise it, id want to know the local area if im there for a bit, as well as maybe see some of the sights
>>58142593
tbf if he wants to go abroad and then live with a host family he'll probably be fine in such situations, but yea im sure he'd want his own space sometimes and i think that goes for anyone
>>58142613
>opportunities to fap
He'll got he's own room plus TV plus (my sister's) laptop. Guess he'll can fap
>>58142669
Yep and if your are both drinking age, take him out to a local bar for a drink.
>>58140877
>housing an enemy
Traitor.
>>58142758
you could help him out with it, show him the french way of fapping, and you can bond over it :)
win-win situation
>>58142475
>take me places or tell me about shit
>find me a French qt
>>58142749
>If im going to france i likely have some of interest in it. Id want to be introduced properly to my host family get to know them a bit. If i know french id want to practise it, id want to know the local area if im there for a bit, as well as maybe see some of the sights
Thanks, I'll apply it.
He is a plant to invade the republic. Is he a snackbar?
Thought I hope he is a black british. I cannot stop laughing when I hear that accent from a black person.
He will become an illegal and get deported by the 23rd of June.
>>58141877
sounds like bros
>>58142475
maybe you could introduce him to some friends, its always good to get a head start on making friends
>>58140877
If you're a girl, you do the most welcoming thing possible
Spread your legs for him, make him feel truly welcome in your nation
It's for the sake of multiculturalism
>>58143111
I'm a boy.
>>58143147
do it anyway
Well, thanks for your advices, guys. It'll be helpful. I hope it will be ok!
>>58140877
>he'll sleep in the room next to mine btw.
Mud huts have rooms ?
>>58143407
good luck
>>58143459
Thanks
Watch your islands
>>58143298
kek
>>58140877
be sure to give him a cheeky pinch on the bum as often as possible
it's how we show friendship here
>>58142240
Clearly never met a lad, mate. Also is your sister fit? Post pics.
Seriously though, if you always keep beer and tea in the house your British friend will be happy. Also food, get bacon, cheddar (not French) cheese, crusty bread (I guess you've got that covered) and a selection of English style sauces.
Those are the things I miss, living here in an earthquake zone.
>>58140877
>him
Should have made sure it was a cute girl
>>58146452
>""""""your""""""
laughing my ass off
