You wake up in the International Space Station wat do?
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You wake up in the International Space Station
wat do?
>>58134896
fap and see how my semen will float in air.
catapult myself to the home
Try to crash it on mecca
>>58136417
This.
>>58136417
Godspeed
I ask for some American piss water. The Russian piss water is said to taste terrible.
>Hm I wonder how fapping feels without gravity...
>>58134896
ruin their supply calculations
>>58138533
I wonder if you can propel yourself across the room by ejecting jizz.
>>58138760
Norge asking the important questions
Bomb the station..........WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>58138511
>The Russian piss water is said to taste terrible.
That's because it's not for drinking. Our cosmonauts receive all drinking water supplies from Earth.
>>58134896
crash it to the earth
New york would be cool
>>58139235
Isn't that enormously wasteful?
>>58139339
Not really, you need only 1.5-2 liters of water a day, a "Progress" cargo spaceship has a payload of 2500 kg and arrives 4-6 times a year.
>>58139943
two kilos of payload per cosmonaut per day over the entire mission still costs a fuckload
>>58140408
still better than drinking pisswater lmao
>>58135022
this desu
>>58140458
I'd be fine drinking it if it were treated properly.
This reminds me of that scene from Sidonia no Kishi where the main character is dying of thirst and the hot space babe gives him her recycled pisswater. I fapped to that, her embarrassed face was just too much for me.
>>58135022
I suggested this in the last thread.
My concern is if any of it will land on some important equipment.
>>58140458
Is it really that bad? Consider it's something like $10,000 per kg, it's pretty wasteful to launch all that water when its much cheaper to recycle it
Am I imagining shit or did you create this exact thread earlier?
Why?
Are there any female astronauts on board ?
If not then someone is gonna wake up with a sore ass.
>>58136417
kek, riding it down like Dr Strangelove
>>58140888
I'm sure there's enough spare capacity on the launch vehicle for some onaholes.
>>58136417
Nice try infidel..Its protected by prayer
>>58141173
Well you shut down if it is destroyed?
>>58139339
Not if you are the only one still flying to space
>>58141242
Uhhhh.Hmmm
take a big shit
>>58140749
that's why we provide murrican crew with our piss as well, so their spendings become even more efficient.
>>58141346
Like the cis thing in the first prequel starwar.
>>58141498
Am..am I losing my grip on English?
Why cant I understand you american?
open the window for fresh air.
>>58141662
Har! Turkey dont under state English!
>>58140664
I guess the important equipment has been made safe.
What if someone pukes, everyone gonna die come on.
>>58141662
Have you seen the first star? At the end of the move they destroy the cis space station and all the droids shut down.I was say would the same happen to the Muslims.
>>58141398
>murricans are drinking russian piss in space
I wonder what was murrican public reaction to these news.
>>58141662
Lol. De Turk not does stand under English! lol!
roash turk.
>>58141938
Nobody cared. As long as it was recycled back into safe to drink water, we didn't see a problem.
>>58141938
Your drinking the same piss.
>>58141876
My brain is dripping from my ears you motherfucker.What are you doing to me???
>>58142184
MotherFucking English do you speak it.
>>58141872
I didn't mean it in a safety sense, I just don't want to get my baby batter on something that people have to handle several times a day
>>58142342
Ay am Nut saw sure nauw.
Fug the qt Italian
>>58142484
See I can say I don't speak Mongolia.
