>be me portuguese guy in finland
>meet with some colleagues there and go to a bar(i was on an exchange program)
>we enter the bar and have a sit on a table close to the wall.
>we start talking in portuguese
>people look at us
>I say:''Look at this people,they think we're mighty and powerful and fear us''
>The bar gets silent
>Someone says:'' go away muslims''
>I say:''we're not muslims''
>one voice is heard:''prove it''
>I grab my fucking rosary necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>I say:We're fucking portuguese,we fucking protected europe from the muslims by fighting and destroying their trade for centuries and explored the world and our language is one of the most spoken''
>a girl says:''omg,portuguese?YES!,please join us,our most beloved white catholic people please,sit with us''
>We have a laugh and join them and then we fuck our some finn girls
>We impregnate them with portuguese baby
>He grows up to be a fine gentleman who is catholic.
>He becomes president of finland.
>He orders the closure of the country for immigrants and a statue is built in honor of the portuguese people
>Finn girls sex tourism in portugal rises,finnish woman all come to portugal to have babies.
Yes.
anime yes
anime yes
>>58125518
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>>58125636
Yes my friend.
Good lad.
WHERE IS PROOFS
this happened
*wet panties*
>they think we are mighty and powerful and fear us
Mighty fine story, Alberto
>be Portuguesse
>name their people after a geese in their Port
>>58128995
What name might that be?
>>58125518
>poortugal
Finn girls are the cutest of Europe desu.
>>58125518
10/10
>>58132947
>finnish """"""""""""women""""""""""""
PERKELE
>>58133073
Don't care.
Would take a Finnish "Mongol" 10 more faster than a progressive coalburner ""German"" girl.
>>58133293
Don't be ludicrous, Alberto.
Deutsche Frauen sind gut as fuck.
