Bicycle edition
In this thread we practise languages, rate others' attempts, have good-hearted banter, international chat, sing songs and play instruments, and basically anything else you wanna waste Vocaroo's bandwidth on.
>Obligatory English text to start, but please post other languages, and more difficult English texts, because that's the only way these threads get interesting!
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S9E8osiLa6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HHqWhP1Kfo
>>58120557
Needs more twang.
>>58120640
>>58120640
Australia coming in early with the shitposting. :o)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J9rAdr9jBC
>>58121543
A few points:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ejABupIPjJ
>>58124187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ou6O4UEXY
r8 my French
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JyRlIUfQyl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xcORzHcMVf
Can you guys understand me?
>>58126527
kek.
How many languages can you speak? Or, how many different languages do you try in these threads?
>why the hell are you outside
lol, I have to enjoy as much of the nice weather as possible. Weather sucks where I live October-March.
>>58126828
>Can you guys understand me?
I had to listen to it three times to fully understand you. Post more pls.
>>58127012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02iUSA4ztXX
>>58127084
topkek
Are you forcing that, or is it actually your natural accent?
>>58127175
Forced, but accurately mimicked.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1crh3LTCraV
>>58126691
Understandable.
>>58126828
Yorkshire fbfhhb mud?
>>58127012
Eng, fr, spanish
But I haven`t been here for a while. Maybe you started the thread too soon? We've just entered the real european's hours.
>>58127391
Can you translate this for me? I've listened to it so many times but can't understand a single word @0:36
https://youtu.be/XSNKGAiH8xQ?t=36s
>>58127450
"In Yorkshire, we don't have chocolate, we have mud."
>>58127498
"I feel as if I'm fucking on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire."
"eh?"
"Can I phone a friend?"
"it's your lucky day, we're two short and we're painting the community centre, you any good with a brush?"
"I'll give it a bash, aye."
"right, get on the bus then."
"Cheers."
>>58127754
Thank you!
>Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
I can hear the rest, but still I can't make that out at all. It's like he's speaking a different language.
>>58126828
Yorkshire, we don't have a chocolate we have mud? wat
>>58127885
Yeah, that's the thing with certain accents they tend to slam or slur phrases or objects together.
>>58127961
It is a joke suggest that people from Yorkshire are so poor and backward that they don't eat chocolate but mud because said reasons.
btw gonna mention the poker room. it's me and another American atm. i'ma be up for another hour and a quarter, so it'd be fun to talk with some internationals
>>58119893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15STiJc3kXO
>>58119893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00aFuYjhj9w
>>58128943
What language is that?
>>58129469
>blotter
You went full Nordee there for a second.
>>58129907
Are you serious?
>>58129907
That a good or a bad thing?
>>58130059
Well, probably a bad thing if we're speaking strictly about understandability. Because it's so regional, it'd be difficult for someone to comprehend that you're saying "blotter."
>>58130418
I'm all about authenticity, lad :^)
>>58130035
Yes?
>>58119893
nice pic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18qBQsgQTg5
>>58130505
kek you switched half way through to deep south accent.
>>58130591
ive got a gifted mouth
>>58130715
>ive got a gifted mouth
>>58130492
Isn't that obvious?
>>58130715
>ive got a gifted mouth
>>58119893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00sFQ0raeqw
r8 my m8s
After Internet users overwhelmingly voted to christen Britain's new $300 million research ship "Boaty McBoatface" in an online naming poll, a government official suggested the name wouldn't be used.
"There is a process now for us to review all of the public’s choices," Science Minister Jo Johnson told the BBC Monday, per Newsweek. "Many of them were imaginative, some were more suitable than others.”
BBC host Nicky Campbell exclaimed that the government would “ride roughshod over democracy" if it did not go through with naming the ship "Boaty McBoatface," which garnered 120,000 votes — four times that of the next closest choice.
Britain's National Environment Research Council, which sponsored the contest, noted that it retains authority to choose the final name.
>tfw can't post here because of ugly voice
>>58130848
nice voice, im shit at r8ing
>>58131141
no such thing as an ugly voice only an ugly heart bby
>>58131141
Dude all spaniards have an ugly voice. It's really nothing to be ashamed of.
>>58131211
That's something ugly people say.
Dog damn I love this piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Hj7bp38f8
Tried to sing it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SCjIPSZ14U
r8
>>58131545
i was memeing but you arent wrong
>>58131586
I know, because I am in fact an ugly person and I've said it before.
>>58131545
Hey man, r8 my Gaelic from last night:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m4moz1jCqQ
>>58130928
asdfg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TO13WaG1Hk
>>58131785
are you doing an american accent?
>>58131757
fuck being ugly desu shit sucks
>>58131770
I can make out a few words, you're overemphasising the "ch" sound and making it sound like a meme.
What was the piece you were trying to read?
>>58131959
I'm just joking lmao I'm like a 10/10
>>58131959
Something between yank and Irish.
>>58131991
>What was the piece you were trying to read?
Tá an-chaint ar siúl anois faoin deachtaireacht a bhíonn ann Ceadúnas Tiomána a fháil tré Ghaeilge
>>58131998
>I'm like a 10/10
>>58130928
whoever edited that needs to be named and shamed, that is if you copy pasted it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pYbBLoIpwr
>>58131991
>>58132036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11zzHYQSZcb
>>58132189
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/04/18/britain-wont-name-ship-boaty-mcboatface-name-after-poll/83187578/
the link
>>58132238
They fucked that right and royally.
>>58132238
>usatoday
Sounds about right.
>>58130928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v0WG5TEZmS
>>58132036
>>58132231
It was a little better this time.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rw4Qez90Em
>>58119893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ywLMngXTb8
>>58132544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XptNj6WPB3
>>58132759
First half was a little forced, but second half was pretty convincing. Good job.
>>58133127
Yeah, takes me a little bit to warm into what I'm saying and how I'm saying it.
Accent almost changes three times in that one.
>>58133127
good film btw.
>>58133387
Does posting that mainstream text make me seem more approachable?
>>58133540
no doubt about it.
My name is Nigel and I'm a wanker.
>>58135829
Me TOO!
>>58135829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xfIapwww1A
>>58135829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00RoGOSfnfe
>>58136732
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xfIapwww1A
expected better from you.
>>58137906
So s-sorry.
t. Your Stain
>>58137906
>>58138167
we all know you want to
>>58138282
Just jealous you'll never be a pleasant stain tb h
>>58138478
true but i will gladly watch a bong finger a stain
>>58138589
Good golly miss molly, steady lad.
You're a bunch of degenerates. It makes me sick.
>>58139441
>said the Frenchman as he turned to talk to his ""wife""
>>58139683
At least find a picture of an actual frenchman instead of an obvious degenerate anglo.
>>58139441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YI6hv5ehBD
>>58139760
>>58139760
Either you're living in a north African infested area of France or you aren't very observant.
>>58139826
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YI6hv5ehBD
You get em, Nige.
I really hate my voice, lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lpl0IR1UPN
Want something in French to say ?
>>58140047
> dat accent
Never stop, m8. No homo but that made my night
>>58140047
say something in french
>>58140047
I love your accent. Classical Frenchman speaking English.
Impression of a Frenchman trying to speak English.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19FvFRqYd6u
>>58140047
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lpl0IR1UPN
Holy shit you really really sound like a guy I know
>>58140185
I have the common cold, I-I speak better than that usually
>>58141049
Aube ?
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>>58141281
Oh non, du tout. Mais je te jure ton intonation et ta voix me rappellent vraiment quelqu'un, c'est troublant kek
>>58141330
It's easy if it's that short
Other than that it's quitte good.
>>58141630
There you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9QczCdt2WY
>>58141548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s055rH8oo6iw
>>58141981
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s055rH8oo6iw
That's better
>>58141981
Sounds russian to be honest.
>>58142218
>>58142220
Who is right?
>>58140185
In these moments I'm happy 4chan is an anonymous board
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jfry1QaS9A
>>58142487
Me.
>>58142487
Yes, that actually sounds Russian.
>>58142682
No, but here's Lili Marleen as I go back to sleep.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MM0cGLJJ2v
>>58142536
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jfry1QaS9A
hnnnngh
>>58142981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jfNpkHleQj
>>58143008
Please elaborate
>>58143125
Remind me tomorrow or later this week. Gotta go. Cheers.
![the_metal_gentleman_2_by_nicole_la-d8ajig1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YzvKNY0.jpg "the_metal_gentleman_2_by_nicole_la-d8ajig1[1].jpg")
>>58141697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IywXNKjbZb
>>58147483
Sing lady gaga - applause
>>58147693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BK5I2FJwXH
>>58148034
pls tell me you do radio, or podcasts or something.
pls <3
![10728171304_d9b1324718_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zb0ru2K.jpg "10728171304_d9b1324718_b[1].jpg")
>>58148294
Actually yeah.
>>58148609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUWIN9KqhT
>>58151578
thats rude burger
