You wake up in the International Space Station wat do?
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You wake up in the International Space Station
wat do?
Look out the window and wave then yell "I can see my house!"
>>58116716
shitpost on 4 Chan and pretend to be an ayy lmao
jump
>>58116832
What would the flag be
>>58116907
probably the unknown flag
>>58116716
Probably panic due to my fear of heights.
>>58116944
Inb4 pic related
>>58116716
sing Major Tom with full pride and cry in the process
>>58116907
this one
>>58116999
fuck i meant space oddity
Toolbox a virologist and spread space aids
>>58116716
Send a spooky message to NASA as an ayy lmao.
Jack off in zero gravity to japanese ASMR's and pictures of people holding hands until i can't go anywhere on the station without seeing a strand of cum floating around.
>>58116956
Technically you could be beneath the Earth as much as you're above it
>>58117010
>212 bytes
Fuck you, I just blew my limit
>>58117478
Well I also have a fear of depths so it wouldn't matter where I was.
>>58116716
Fap and try not to hit any important electronics
>>58117030
Have you seen the version of that on YouTube sung by Chris Hadfield?
It's gr8 tbqh senpai, always lifts my mood if I'm having a shit day
Ponder the fragility and insignificance of mankind
Drink with the cosmonauts
>>58116716
Push buttons until something explodes.
>>58116716
put on some vaporwave and chill
>>58116999
EARTH BELOW US
DRIFTING, FALLING
FLOATING WEIGHTLESS
CALLING, COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOME
>>58117030
no, Major Tom is nice too
>>58116716
would check if i have enough oxygen, food and comm link first
>>58119415
Pretty much this then go on a spacewalk and realize those cheeky bastards at NASA installed an automated cock sucking device in my suit
Oh you!
fap into the airlock
empty the airlock
my cum will wander the galaxy
>>58116716
>Probably get tackled by astronauts and restrained since I'm an unauthorized civilian who somehow made it onto the ISS without proper clearance
>Become the first burger to yell AM I BEING DETAINED? in space.
truly a step forward for mankind
>>58121236
This is the only option. Talk about panspermia.
>>58121236
It would orbit Earth and eventually burn up in the atmosphere.
I'm sorry poland, you can't.
Scare the living fuck out of some astronaut
>>58116716
Install photonic ray emitter or big railgun to shoot it from space.
supor turey
>>58116716
i cri tears of happiness
Float around and do nerd shit. Nothing else to do up there.
>>58116716
masturbate and watch my cum float around while giggling like a 10 year old
Shut off communications with ground control and set it on fire, like that Soviet cosmonaut did at some point.
>>58116716
i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungsare permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot
