Ever got an Asian rub and tug before?
If not, why not? Are you gay?
>Paying like $100 for some disgusting gook to rub your dick with her calloused hands that she has rubbed thousands of other greasy, virgins' dicks and probably didn't even wash her hands given the cleanliness of the Chinese people, especially in the sex industry
Nah I'll pass senpai.
>>58107870
You have to go to the right places.
Because I can get a gf.
>>58108135
>things that never happened
>>58108101
>You have to go to the right places.
Like where? Why the FUCK would I pay some woman ~$100 to rub my dick a little bit?
It just seems pathetic and depressing.
>>58108277
>he doesn't work so he needs to save his allowance for video games
>>58108285
>He needs spends his hardearned money because he's so pathetic no women would willingly have sexual intercourse with him, so he needs to pay some gook who can't speak English $100 to jack him off like a mental retard
Lmao, do you ever just stare off a bridge and wonder why you don't jump?
>>58108277
>to rub my dick a little bit
What do you mean? They don't finish you in those pathetic places you all need to go?
>>58108323
I don't know, I've never been.
Still seems retarded, just buy a fleshlight or something, jesus.
>>58108320
Does Asian pseudo-prostitution trigger you that much, Francis Chang?
>>58108593
Yes I'm just mad my mom has to work in a Korean massage parlor giving out happy endings to pay for my fucking university.
I wish it wasn't this way...
>paying for """handjob"""
pathetic beta cuck, cant even get a blowjob from a whore
>>58108801
How much would it cost to get your mum to give me a happy-handy?
>>58108801
is your mom hot?
>>58108801
haha Joseph
