>dad sees my furry desktop wallpaper
>it's a humanoid wolf in underwear
>*fuck fuck fuck fuck*
>he smiles and goes to the sofa
>dad walks by half opened bedroom door as I'm watching Non Non Biyori
>''still watching yer girly cartoons, son? Don't wanna do normal man stuff like fishing or having a beer with your friends?''
>hear him heavily breath out as he turns back and heads back upstairs in shame as he probablys thinks of what a awful son I am to him
>>58102823
>I'm so proud of my son, he masturbates to animal pictures on the internet
he's smiling because he knows he can finally cut you off and stop trying
>>58102823
>oh my son he's such a prankster
>>58102823
>tfw no dad.
>>58102823
>>58102926
>caring what people think about your choices of entertainment
>>58102945
I'm sure he is gay too and that's the reason of why he got divorced of my mom. I've seen gay porn pages in his historial several times.
he won't admit it thought.
>>58103050
t. weeb homo
>wait until i'm sure everyone is in bed
>headphones in
>hand on cock
>position myself so i can see the door anyway, just a precaution
>open up multiple granny fart porn tabs
>getting there, getting there
>hear a knock
>spasm my arm in shock and pull out the headphones
>dad walks in
>fart noises from laptop
>unable to hold the cum
>a hot stream of semen shoots across the room and lands on his face
>i am panting for breath with a face of anguish
>he smiles and goes to the sofa
>>58103078
you should start "accidentally" letting him see your dick when you come out of the shower
>>58103050
You shouldn't too much of course.
But on the other hand some concerns are legit and you should realize you're doing something fucked up. Weird people usually watch that kind of garbage and that's probably for a good reason.
>>58103095
fucking kek'd
>>58103095
>spasm my arm in shock and pull out the headphones
>dad walks in
>fart noises from laptop
>unable to hold the cum
i'm laughing my ass off
>>58103131
ew
that's gross
>>58103086
I am legitimately both. Sorry, I'm not out to impress anyone.
>dad found my jodie foster folder
>>58103095
Haha
>>58103260
that's kind of weird
post your favourite jodie foster image from that folder
>>58103260
>mom found the piss towl
>>58103260
He probably fapped to underage jodie as well back in time
Jorge pls
>>58102823
>dad finds my cum couch
>>58103259
Edgy as well
>>58102823
at least post the image
>>58103469
>>58103312
any from the hotel new hampshire screening
her hair was amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y_5b1JsIs4
>>58103752
>her hair was amazing
>>58103445
nigga how do you hide a couch???
>>58103445
How did you hide a couch?
>>58103771
kekd
>>58103579
>porn (dont click)
heh
>>58103050
How do you lose so much self respect that you can actually come out with this statement?
Did your parents hate you?
>>58103078
He could be bi u know
You don't have to be gay to watch gay porn
>>58103752
qt as fuck
>>58104273
My parents love me and I love them. Why should I care what they think about my hobbies? I like what I like and they'll think what they think simple as that.
