Why is nobody talking about the impending Amish takeover of America?
http://www.statista.com/statistics/239553/amish-population-growth-in-the-us/
https://groups.etown.edu/amishstudies/
that's a good thing
west coast for the Mormons, east coast for the Amish, rest for Evangelicals
that's the America I support
>>58102614
commies will kill them like in early 20c. russia
>>58102614
because they literally don't vote
>>58102614
>When roleplaying goes too far
>>58103206
Because you still trust your politic system ?
>>58102713
Evangelicals don't have many children.
Their teen pregnancy rates are through the roof, and after teen mothers pump out one illegitimate child they rarely have any others
>>58103466
Well it's the only system we have and with only ~10% of the amish population voting, they have very little impact on the country or their own states.
>t. ohioan
>>58103206
Only because they don't like participating in "English", or non-Amish communities. The Amish vote in municipalities in which they are the majority.
In the next few decades, we're going to see quite a few more municipalities become Amish-dominated. This could include most of Pennsylvania and Ohio.
>>58103561
>This could include most of Pennsylvania and Ohio.
as if
Who are the amish?
>>58103561
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>>58103758
Ohio isn't cute
I don't know anything about Ohio except that it's not cute
>>58103477
What the fuck are you even talking about you retard? The South and Plains whites have the highest fertility in the country among states.
>>58103734
Qts
>>58103799
>finland
>thinks he can talk about "cute"
Oh, please. The Amish are becoming more modernized by the day. i see them at Walmart all the time. In a few months you're gonna see Amish chicks twerking on younow.
Better keep Canadians away from their infants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_disease
>>58103939
That's disgusting
>>58103680
The Amish population is growing exponentially. By 2100, there will be well over a million Amish in this country
I'd want to live with them if not for the religious bullshit.
God is dead. There is no one to help us but ourselves. Contrary to what you may think, I find this to be comforting. Humans always persevere, no matter the odds.
kill them with fire.
cultist faggots
Amish are shit and Pennsylvania Dutch is the shittiest version of "German" I've ever heard in my life.
>>58104040
It doubles every 20 or so years so there will be something like 7 million Amish
There will also be something like 15 million Jews
>>58104125
If only you knew how autistic you sounded
>>58104218
sure thing t*rk
There is literally nothing wrong with Anabaptists.
>>58103824
source?
>>58104739
The top ten U.S. states with the highest fertility rates are in, in order: Utah, South Dakota, North Dakota, Alaska, Nebraska, Idaho, Texas, Kansas, Oklahoma and Iowa.
>>58105105
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>>58104234
The Orthodox Jewish population is expanding almost as quickly as the Amish, but because urban life is less conducive to family-building (and because Charedi Judaism is not as natalistic as Mennonite Anabaptism), their birth-rate isn't as high.
Secular Jews are shrinking as a group. I find that sad, because they're such a cornerstone of American life, but I guess some will celebrate this.
>>58103734
The last group of Americans that remain uncucked by the eternal anglo
What's the general opinion on the Amish in the US?
Here in Germany they're seen as >our retarded offspring
>>58105105
most of those are because of Mormons and Mexicans and Native Americans, not Protestant whites
Southerners have pretty low fertility
>>58103734
In the early 1800s, a group of German-speaking Anabaptists decided to do their own thing.
They had lots of children. Their children have lots of children.
Amish descendants decided to go full Wahhabist and live like their ancestors, so today there are 250,000 third-cousins who live across the US and live like it's still the 19th century.
They generally avoid electricity (but still use modern medicine) and ride horses rather than cars. They live in isolate communities of only a few hundred, and avoid inbreeding through arranged marriages across their hundreds of towns.
>>58105271
They're seen as a curiosity to be left alone because most Amish households contain guns. The only segments of society that really have to interact with them are social workers and law enforcement.
>>58105272
>Nebraska has a high fertility rate because of Mexicans
>>58105271
We don't have Amish but we do have Mennonites and Hutterites. I've lived here all my life and I've yet to visit a restaurant or a grocery store without seeing at least one family in Hutterite clothing, and the Premier's a Mennonite.
>>58105272
>most of those are because of Mormons and Mexicans and Native Americans,
sure thing Jose
>>58102614
Unsurprising: the religiously conservative are the only whites actually growing in numbers, because they're the only ones actually having babies.
>Inb4 le indoctrination
Look up Rumspringa. When the Amish turn 18, they literally get an entire year to leave the community, do everything the community forbade and then decide whether or not they want to go back. The grand majority chooses to go back.
Most people who abandon their faith are the religiously liberal, not the religiously conservative.
The Amish, the Mormons and maybe a handful of Hyper-Catholics are the future of white America.
Why do the Amish refuse to assimilate? All other German-Americans got ANGLO'D hard during WW1 from what I gather.
>>58105346
>Amish descendants decided to go full Wahhabist
How many people have they killed in religiously inspired attacks? Here's a hint: in their entire existence less than actual wahabbi's in a week.
>>58105678
>Why does a community that actively closes itself off from the outside world refuse to assimilate?
Gee, I fucking wonder. Why do Turks not assimilate in Germany?
>>58105678
Because there isn't really anything "German" about them. They just like to wear old clothes and farm the old fashioned way.
>>58105655
>maybe a handful of Hyper-Catholics
nope
>>58105738
Depends. Plenty of Turks are assimilated just fine.
>>58105775
That's true. Pennsylvania "Dutch" is absolutely unintelligible to the average German.
>>58105655
We don't have reproductive issues here like in Europe. There are a fuckton of people having children here.
>>58102614
The Amish are kinda chill. Better them than Mexishits.
>>58104599
I understand there is an issue raised as to whether a recently born infant can enter into a contract of divine service. The Anabaptists wanting to renew the commitment after the supplicant is well old enough to talk and read.
why do they buy from mcdonalds and walmart?
>>58103758
>Live in Pennsylvania
>See commercial for Ohio on TV
Is Ohio really so shitty they need to advertise in Pennsylvania?
>>58105271
considered kind of rude, proto-jews. generally harmless and highly inbred
>>58109817
Yes
>>58102614
Aren't those guys the same as wahhabis but for christians?
>>58104218
Isnt Pennsylvania german just the german Swiss people spoke in the 1600's? It sounds really ugly t b h
>>58105346
In other words they are inbred scums like our gypsies. You should had kill them.
Those inbred "people" refuse to assimilate and OP finds this good.
>>58103734
People who cut their own trees, mill their own lumber, forge their own nails, pick their own cotton, sew their own clothes, raise their own crops, breed their own livestock, dig their own wells, and give birth to as many children as they can only as God intended. Amen
>>58102614
Such a large population from such a small gene pool, they must have some serious genetic issues
>inb4 just like Britain
>>58111405
>inb4 just like Britain
Your country is fine, isn't it?
I was raised amish but I came out as atheist and my family disowned me and I was barred from the community.
Whatever, glad I got out of that cult and made something of myself
>>58111485
You'll die hard in hell for this though.
>>58111485
Kek did you have to do farm work and shit as a kid?
>>58111430
>Your country is fine, isn't it?
>>58111522
There is no hell
>>58111585
Yes, but not hard labor. Learned basic carpentry, though
>>58111604
>There is no hell
Is this what those atheists told you.
Kek pathetic.
>>58111644
Back from visiting family in Istanbul memet?
