>tfw barely clinging to life
>>58101729
redpill me on alice springs
why is it in the fucking middle of the desert continent
You guys are surrounded by water, what are you complaining about
>>58101729
There's some rivers near gulf of Carpentaria but it's not full, does Australian government know about this or do I have to email them?
>>58102259
>email an Aussie
Why bother? It'll take a year to get to them and by that point they'd be dead
>>58102365
Good point, I'll print out this thread and send it as a letter.
>Indian Ocean
>full of poo
No wonder aussies avoid living in the west coast
>>58102402
Better hope an emu doesn't take down the mail plane
>>58102365
fun fact, australian email arrives by boat
For Tasmania's population do they count it by the head or the body?
>>58102496
Probably a head count at the family reunion
>>58102496
That's mexico, which is why their population seems to be growing. In reality they're just removing people's heads and counting them as separate.
>>58101729
Based Tasmania, better than filthy mainlanders as usual.
Alice Springs lol.
>>58102259
there are towns up there but they get flooded and hit by cyclones all the time
Why cant you dig some rivers?
>>58102718
So what you're saying is they should be inhabited by tropical Asian people accustomed to cyclones?
>>58102762
Trap door spiders
>>58102785
mfw
>>58102762
the subsoil is full of salt in most of Australia, if too much water is added to the soil it draws the salt up and is impossible to get rid of
>>58102911
that sucks family
>>58102474
Since tone stopped the boats we no longer can receive mail
>>58102911
>the romans literally salted the earth of carthage in order to make it un-areable
>british criminals land there and it's already been done for them
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
