>Summer is coming
>The normies will be outside, having sex with qt girls, watching semi nudes girls in the street, having parties
>You will be in your room, semi naked, watching porn and anime and playing games
hahaha another year virgin, kissless and alone
i feel like im a fucking shit omg
>>58081741
Even if you're a friendless loser you can still be outside, nature is cool man.
>>58081741
shut up, you're only fucking 18
What's up Jorge?
You'll have women begging for your dick here in Germany
>>58081741
I'll be your friend, amigo. Let's look at chicas together.
the latter stuff is more fun than the former by far
ah, except maybe the sex
>>58081886
i wish this i wish that, wah wah, why no one likes me.
Man the fuck up, you fucking patethic cum-guzzer. If you act like such a bitch, maybe go get your bloodwork done. You sound like a woman during menopause. Little faggot bitch.
>>58081886
So? You'd have no trouble getting laid over here with a heavy Spanish accent.
>>58082020
He will.
Judging by his posts I can tell that he wouldn't get laid even if a woman spread her legs in front of him.
>>58081970
>>58082097
Don't be mean to our friend
>>58082179
I will because I bet he doesn't even have any fucking problems, just autism and being a whiney bitch.
He doesn't want to change and never will get pussy unless it's a whore.
I'm a 31 years old kissless virgin, but I don't envy like OP does. I accept everything. It's very lucky because I am alive today.
>>58082259
are you a wizard?
Go out on nature walks
I lost my Virgnity to a girl on a nature walk
It's nice and peaceful and you can appreciate the world we live in taking you away from the constant shit of our lives
>>58082324
>Go out on nature walks
Isn't it strange to do that alone?
>>58082278
I don't think I'm a special person. Lots of people are in the sample situation with me here. They act like an experienced person, but actually they don't.
>>58082371
JORGE
O
R
G
E
Rape a girl
Just do it
I'm being serious here
don't cum inside and drug her heavily first
wear a mask or something
do it far away from where you live and do stuff
>>58082371
>i will never have children
Good, so you won't spread your shitty weak genes.
You shame your fucking ancestors.
>>58082369
Nah senpai shits relaxing as fuck
I like to when it's raining mostly though
>>58082480
He wouldn't even be able to rape a fly but a fucking girl?
C'mon get serious.
>>58082371
Holy shit I kekd
>>58082371
My mommy did not let wah wah wah.
That's why you're such a bitch right now. Mommy this mommy that.
Maybe ask your mommy if she will suck your dick for all the bullshit that she did to you? She made you a cripple.
>>58082540
yeah that's true
lift a bit first OP
or bring tools and prepare to be fucking ruthless if you have to
>>58081741
>Summer is coming
>And so are the refugees
THIS IS YOUR FAULT HEINZ
AS IF BEING HORRIBLE TOURISTS WASN'T ENOUGH
I don't get why virgins are so obsessed with getting laid really. Putting it in a cunt isn't that impressive to be honest, it's like fapping while wearing a rubber glove but not squeezing at all.
It's fucking boring. Try to make the most of your time by anticipating cool stuff to do during summer, not chasing fleshlights with a whine function. I'm serious man.
Why don't you go outside in the summer to hike? The nature in Spain is beautiful and you don't need a gf or friends for that.
>you will never enslave George as your qt twink sex slave and tease him endlessly with qts twerking Infornt of him
>>58082480
Doing sex with true love is different from raping.
>>58082640
This
Unless you have a specific fetish/fantasy it's pointless and will make you feel like shit
>>58082706
>i dont have friends so i cant go outside
i hope you're baiting
>>58082630
What are you gonna do about it Knut?
>>58082706
aaaaj no dijiste que te ibas a morir
>>58081741
you need to make drastic changes in your lifestyle right now, 2 more years and you are a goner
t. a 24yo NEET with a helium tank
>>58081741
Be careful, if you don't get your shit together everything will get worse as you get older.
>Sister is coming from Erasmus with 4 Danish and Swedish friends of hers
>They saw my picture and say I'm cute and want to meet me
>My sister is already laying groundwork for me
Summer can't come soon enough.
>>58082371
Are you asking for help or are you whining for the sake of whining?
>>58082259
never thought about paying a prostitute or going on a "Tour" abroad?
>>58082718
kidnap her
enslave her in your house
be nice but stern
she gets stockholm syndrome
you now have a qt sex slave who is in true love with you
>It will be different this year
>You are not turning 30 this September
>you are not a neet still living with your mom
s...i...g..hhhhh
Is this the legendary Jorge?
>>58081741
just suffer through it, and you'll (kind of)get used to it
>>58082953
yes
>>58081741
Just go out to a nice place in nature and read a book, or ride your bicycle while listening to an audiobook. Enjoy life's simple pleasures, girls are overrated anyway.
>>58082873
is your sister hot?
>>58081741
>tfw gf
>>58081741
You don't know suffering
